Worst weekend, ever

[russhie]

I've had a shit weekend and can't fucking wait for Monday.

On Friday, I fought with my ex (because he's a complete jerk) and then left my keys at the office, realising only when I got home late from a jazz bar. I had to taxi it back to the office to get them, the whole deal costing me around $70 all up. My booty call for the night bailed (reasons unknown) and instead, a guy I was hooking up with a few months ago called out of the blue asking to come over, even though I ended things when it became apparent he was a liar / his friends were major drama.

On Saturday, I ran around doing errands and my car overheated, I smashed my elbow on some metal bar at the laundromat, then went to the hairdresser's and after waiting 45 min had my hair cut by a different stylist to the one I was booked to see. I told him MULTIPLE times to leave the length and he lopped off a good 5cm causing me to cry and abandon dinner/club plans for later in the evening. I hate my hair and am now seriously considering getting extensions till it grows back. Guy from Friday night tried to chase me up again and boy-who-lied-to-me-about-cancer called out of the blue wanting to hook up. Neither of the two guys I actually wanted to hear from (and usually do) called :(

Today was shit because I'm now feeling lonely, ugly and drained. My hair ain't coming back, I didn't get laid, my elbow hurts and there's nothing I can do about any of it.

[rirv]

I think the turning point of your weekend was when you went to the jazz bar.

[Freebasser]

I had to work all weekend.

I'm at work now actually.

So I didn't have a fucking weekend :)

[Planetary]

I didn't have a fucking weekend :)

same :(

[Micodin]

Ah, your booty call bailed. Want me to call you the wah-bulance?

[Dorothy Wood]

yuck about the keys and cab, and sorry about your hair. :(

I've had a tame weekend, had to work yesterday and have to go in today, which sucks because an old friend from college is in town. last night I drank two too many vodka sodas and I'm pretty sure I'm still drunk right now.

I sent some weird texts to boys last night. I would care, but I decided not to.

what happened with your ex? I thought you was friends?

[checkyourprez]

that is all crappy news.



i on the other hand, got laid friday. blown saturday. hung out with this super hot black chick from work that i have been wanting to for sometime. italy won on the weekend (albeit it playing like shit). and now i am 2 days closer to the release of the highly anticipated OB4CL2.


not bad all and all.

[rirv]

I like the way you let your boyfriend fuck you in the ass on Friday in return for him blowing you on Saturday. That's sweet. The way a true relationship works. :o

[checkyourprez]

I like the way you let your boyfriend fuck you in the ass on Friday in return for him blowing you on Saturday. That's sweet. The way a true relationship works. :o


you should know. after all, it was your cock in my ass big boy. ;)

[Dorothy Wood]

well now, this thread has taken a sexy turn. ;):o

[rirv]

Homophobic turn: maybe. Sexy? No.

[Micodin]

I disagree. I think you truly brought sexy back.

[paul jones]

nevermind russhie, at least you don't live in North Korea where I bet there are no jazz bars at all.Unless it's one in their leaders house.

[Bob]

every day for the past month has been a weekend

every day is slightly more depressing than the last

[paul jones]

every day for the past month has been a weekend

every day is slightly more depressing than the last

is that a Morrissey song?

[Echewta]

I recommend buying a washer and dryer for the home. Save you from future laudrymat elbow injuries and perhaps can make you "feel" better when your booty calls don't go as planned.

[russhie]

what happened with your ex? I thought you was friends?

we are. It goes to shit occasionally though, mostly because I'm no longer his girlfriend and tolerant of his jerk-like behavior. We had to sort out an issue with bond for the house we shared together before we split as I've just moved out of it...we fought on monday over the fact he doesn't respond to my questions fast enough, and made up, then on tuesday I called to talk to him about the bond and told him we had to go sign some forms on the saturday could he please let me know what time was convenient for him.

He never got back to me so I emailed him on thursday asking him for a time as I had things to do.

He never got back to me on Friday so in the afternoon I emailed him again, and when I got sick of waiting I called him. He told me he had been at lunch and not at his desk therefore couldn't read my emails and why didn't I just call in the first place. I thought I had, but, whatever.

He's such an ass because he has a blackberry and used to answer work emails with it when we were trying to eat dinner back when we were together, so, even if he took a helluva long lunch he's just being a lazy jackass in not replying to my emails.

Stupid because it was the same thing we had fought about earlier in the week.

Oh and I'm getting extensions because I hate my hair so much now. I'm going to look like a stripper :(

[checkyourprez]

we are. It goes to shit occasionally though, mostly because I'm no longer his girlfriend and tolerant of his jerk-like behavior. We had to sort out an issue with bond for the house we shared together before we split as I've just moved out of it...we fought on monday over the fact he doesn't respond to my questions fast enough, and made up, then on tuesday I called to talk to him about the bond and told him we had to go sign some forms on the saturday could he please let me know what time was convenient for him.

He never got back to me so I emailed him on thursday asking him for a time as I had things to do.

He never got back to me on Friday so in the afternoon I emailed him again, and when I got sick of waiting I called him. He told me he had been at lunch and not at his desk therefore couldn't read my emails and why didn't I just call in the first place. I thought I had, but, whatever.

He's such an ass because he has a blackberry and used to answer work emails with it when we were trying to eat dinner back when we were together, so, even if he took a helluva long lunch he's just being a lazy jackass in not replying to my emails.

Stupid because it was the same thing we had fought about earlier in the week.

Oh and I'm getting extensions because I hate my hair so much now. I'm going to look like a stripper :(

now the it begs the question, how much are you charging for the blowjobs?

[Ty Webb]

every day for the past month has been a weekend

every day is slightly more depressing than the last

every day is like sunday?

i don't know. but probably.

[russhie]

now the it begs the question, how much are you charging for the blowjobs?

Sweetheart, the blowjobs I give are free, the person attached to the penis must be worthy, though. I'm no hooker. Which might also explain why the first thing you're interested in is 'how much'...

[checkyourprez]

Sweetheart, the blowjobs I give are free, the person attached to the penis must be worthy, though. I'm no hooker. Which might also explain why the first thing you're interested in is 'how much'...

i was juuust joooking.


that other hooker thread turned into some guys saying they paid for blowjobs from strippers.......


myself not being one of them.

[Pee Wee]

The worst weekend for me was when some fat, rich, spoiled rotten asshole paid someone to steal my bike, then he decided he didn't want it so I ended up going all the way to Texas to find it and then all the way to LA. I eventually got it back, but it sure was a bitch!!

[Helvete]

I sailed to Denmark this weekend.