I don't know how to flirt.

[DipDipDive]

I'm shy around boys I like and generally don't initiate conversation with them, often times I avoid eye contact because I don't want them to think I'm staring at them. If and when we do interact, usually I just pick on them which sometimes leads to punching and/or throwing things at each other. I am 12. :(

Tell me how to flirt, plz.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

that's how I do it. So I couldn't tell you.

There has only been twice in my life that I was able to flirt outright with someone. Both times I was drunk. And to the second one I said he was cute, but then I dropped the flirting then I started the flirting via punching thing.

He is now my boyfriend though so maybe a little of both complimenting and being a 12 year old works okay. (y)

[Micodin]

It's easy. Walk up to a guy you like (me for example) and put your tongue in his mouth.

[Randetica]

I'm shy around boys I like and generally don't initiate conversation with them, often times I avoid eye contact because I don't want them to think I'm staring at them. If and when we do interact, usually I just pick on them which sometimes leads to punching and/or throwing things at each other. I am 12. :(

Tell me how to flirt, plz.

same here

[rirv]

I think you ladies are giving men too much credit with regards to their complexity.

[Bob]

i don't know how to flirt either and it sucks extra because guys are expected to make the first move which i'm not known for doing

try defying a gender role or two ladies, geez

[Guy Incognito]

I think you ladies are giving men too much credit with regards to their complexity.

(y)

ladies, a lot of blokes will talk to a woman thinking she was flirting with them and actually she was thinking " i wish this twat would piss off" what i am trying to say is that being yourself is a good start and that blokes know fuck all really. it doesnt matter if ladies get a bit tongue tied, well not to me anyway

[rirv]

Yeah, most of us will consider talking with a girl to be flirting.

[Bob]

for example, pick-up lines such as "excuse me, do you know what time it is?" or "do you know where the bathrooms are?" have been known to give me boners

[rirv]

for example, pick-up lines such as "excuse me, do you know what time it is?" or "do you know where the bathrooms are?" have been known to give me boners

I presume you respond to those two questions with "Time to get it on, baby!" and "Let me show you the way to the bathroom of love." respectively.

[Guy Incognito]

for example, pick-up lines such as "excuse me, do you know what time it is?" or "do you know where the bathrooms are?" have been known to give me boners

But when you answer those questions you are probably thinking about not makin yourself look a twat and make a good impression in case you bumped into the lady again.

[Bob]

I presume you respond to those two questions with "Time to get it on, baby!" and "Let me show you the way to the bathroom of love." respectively.

i just take my pants off and say "OK!"

[DandyFop]

take improv classes.

Seriously it has improved my flirty banter x100

[Freebasser]

i just take my pants off and say "OK!"

Oh, you! ;)

[DipDipDive]

take improv classes.

Seriously it has improved my flirty banter x100

I'm going to start taking boxing lessons. Hopefully that will curb my need to punch dudes whose weiners I want to touch. :o

[DipDipDive]

I think you ladies are giving men too much credit with regards to their complexity.

So are you saying I shouldn't be worried and that these fellas are aware that I'm flirting with them?

[Bob]

the only times i'm ever sure that a woman is talking to me and not flirting with me is when she uses the phrase "my boyfriend" and even then it depends on the context

[camo]

All we really need is a bit of eye contact, and a bit of a chat.

I'm not saying that we're easy but a girl showing interest in the first place is a flattering enough prospect in it's own right.

[Randetica]

i hope there is an austrian version of bob somewhere, some lonely and love hungry dude

i would bang the fucking guts out of him :o

[Freebasser]

See, Bob.

That's flirting.

[DipDipDive]

All we really need is a bit of eye contact, and a bit of a chat.

I'm not saying that we're easy but a girl showing interest in the first place is a flattering enough prospect in it's own right.

So wait, are you saying dudes think that every girl who looks at them and talks to them is flirting with them? :confused:

[rirv]

Maybe not flirting, but the guy is definitely thinking about how you may be interested in him, is imagining you with no clothes on, what kind of breakfast you cook and whether you cry easily.

[DipDipDive]

Hot. ;)

[rirv]

Sweaty:o

[DipDipDive]

I went out of town earlier this year with my brother and we stayed at his friend's house for the weekend. On the second day, I went into brother's friend's room while he was taking a nap and started kissing and groping him. Dude was totally taken by surprise because we had spent like 36 hours together at that point and he had no idea I was into him. That's how bad I am at flirting. :( but also :) because he went on to say that me laying it on thick like that was the sexiest thing that had ever happened to him.

I don't know why I told that story.

[rirv]

They way you tell it sounds kind of creepy.

[DipDipDive]

I knocked first...is that better? :o

[Freebasser]

More importantly, did he knock you up?

[DipDipDive]

No. We did the heavy petting, no p in v. (y)

[Randetica]

Sweaty:o

but you always are!

[Freebasser]

No. We did the heavy petting, no p in v. (y)

Oh... You are rubbish at flirting :(

[Bob]

So wait, are you saying dudes think that every girl who looks at them and talks to them is flirting with them? :confused:

not necessarily that they are, but that they might be

[DipDipDive]

Oh... You are rubbish at flirting :(

I will punch the back of your knees.

...BUT WHAT WILL IT MEAN IF I DO?? :eek:

[Freebasser]

Are we doing it now? :(

[DipDipDive]

not necessarily that they are, but that they might be

I see.

Being a guy must be annoying.

[mickill]

I went out of town earlier this year with my brother and we stayed at his friend's house for the weekend. On the second day, I went into brother's friend's room while he was taking a nap and started kissing and groping him. Dude was totally taken by surprise because we had spent like 36 hours together at that point and he had no idea I was into him. That's how bad I am at flirting. :( but also :) because he went on to say that me laying it on thick like that was the sexiest thing that had ever happened to him.

I don't know why I told that story.

In all honesty, you kinda skipped the flirting and went straight for the sexual assault there. It in no way reflects poorly on your flirting skills.

[DipDipDive]

Are we doing it now? :(

*looks down*

Not that I know of?

[DipDipDive]

In all honesty, you kinda skipped the flirting and went straight for the sexual assault there. It in no way reflects poorly on your flirting skills.

I tried to flirt. :(

[Freebasser]

Are Mickill and I doing it? :(

[DipDipDive]

You make the relationship the two of you have sound so cheap when you say it like that.

[mickill]

Yes, we're distant soul companions.

[paul jones]

I wish I knew how to fly

like Superman that is.I could fly over airports naked giving the middle finger to the fuckheads sitting in those death traps eating their shit food

[camo]

So wait, are you saying dudes think that every girl who looks at them and talks to them is flirting with them? :confused:

Well obviously not, I'm just saying that it's a key element in the process.

[mickill]

Most guys read a girl's cues quite liberally:

eye contact = she is DEFINITELY a possibility
smile = she is DEFINITELY interested
hello = she DEFINITELY wants the penis

You shouldn't have to try very hard.

[Bob]

physical contact = you're DEFINITELY about to touch my penis

[mickill]

Only 50% of the time. But the other half of the time does = DEFINITELY getting some creamer action.

[adam_f]

Life would be so much easier if sexual assault and flirting were the same thing.

[RobMoney$]

Most guys read a girl's cues quite liberally:

eye contact = she is DEFINITELY a possibility
smile = she is DEFINITELY interested
hello = she DEFINITELY wants the penis

You shouldn't have to try very hard.

physical contact = you're DEFINITELY about to touch my penis


You guys are totally giving away too many Man-Code secrets here.
Women aren't supposed to have this kind of knowledge or they might use it to their advantage!

[Ty Webb]

1. watch as many woody allen movies as possible
2. ???????????
3. profit

[HEIRESS]

I have found letting loose some giggles during conversation seems to go over well.

other than that your signature move of wearing a skirt with a slit in the middle seems to work like a charm mon amie ;)

[DipDipDive]

other than that your signature move of wearing a skirt with a slit in the middle seems to work like a charm mon amie ;)

Maybe that's why I didn't get a ticket that night...

[DandyFop]

I wish I knew how to fly

like Superman that is.I could fly over airports naked giving the middle finger to the fuckheads sitting in those death traps eating their shit food

1. watch as many woody allen movies as possible
2. ???????????
3. profit


I will not let these two amazing posts go ignored.

[monkey]

I JUST LEFT THE WORLD'S MOST RETARDED VOICEMAIL. i just effectively made myself sound like a brain dead dumb ass on a guy's voicemail, cause i was so nervous about calling him.

he has called me like 3 or 4 times, and i've missed it every time. and so, he called me earlier today, while i was in the train. he left a message. i called him back just now, and left a relatively incoherent message of stupid words strung together with barely any regard for any kind of sentence structure.

i said something about playing that game where no one picks up the phone, and then i tried to explain myself by saying that i never hear my phone ring, so i never know when i'm being called, but i said 1000000 times stupider. i think i said "anywaysssss" 3 times. suddenly i truly became the 16 year old long island girl that lives in my heart. oh boy.

[hpdrifter]

Awwww! I'm sure you did not sound as bad as you think and, even if you did, if he likes you it'll make him giggle and maybe blush.

[Bob]

Awwww! I'm sure you did not sound as bad as you think and, even if you did, if he likes you it'll make him giggle and maybe blush.

yeah but if he does that it means he's gay

[monkey]

no it really is that bad. i said "anywaysss, bye" where the bye trails off and your voice gets really bass-y. the rest of the message was in a high pitched LI-girl voice. it was bad.

being a nun is an interesting consideration.