I hate drunk people

[nodanaonlyzuul]

Last night the train here happened to be 24 hours (well all weekend it is, since the bridge is closed through Monday) so I decided to take advantage of it and leave around 2-ish.

What a fucking mistake. While waiting for the train I was amongst some of the most obnoxious people on earth. There were extremely misogynistic trust fund babies from a richer area in the east bay who have obviously never seen a vagina in their lives so listening to their conversations (since the only place to sit down was right next to them) was one of the most painful experiences I've ever had. It ranged from degrading women, to giving each other instructions on how to have phone sex, how you shouldn't to use vegetable oil for anal sex, how they need to go "fuck a bitch" tonight, then they were making chewbacca sounds. :|

There were guys who would "woohoo" at anything with a vagina in hopes of getting a response back. A fight broke out and they had to announce it on the speakers to be sure security would go break it up which caused drunk people to yell "FIGHT!" then run over and watch...and that was just SOME of the ridiculousness last night.

And I was alone on the way home so you could imagine some of the stupid shit that is said to a woman amongst such people. Or things that were supposed to be considered pick-up lines. I straight out called someone an idiot and his friend said "I'm sorry he really is kind of an idiot. He's usually more of an asshole", me "He looks like one".

I never want to go out again in my life. I'll be at home with movies, video games, and books. Thank you.

[Micodin]

hen they were making chewbacca sounds. :|

Laugh it up, Fuzzball.

[checkyourprez]

Last night the train here happened to be 24 hours (well all weekend it is, since the bridge is closed through Monday) so I decided to take advantage of it and leave around 2-ish.

What a fucking mistake. While waiting for the train I was amongst some of the most obnoxious people on earth. There were extremely misogynistic trust fund babies from a richer area in the east bay who have obviously never seen a vagina in their lives so listening to their conversations (since the only place to sit down was right next to them) was one of the most painful experiences I've ever had. It ranged from degrading women, to giving each other instructions on how to have phone sex, how you shouldn't to use vegetable oil for anal sex, how they need to go "fuck a bitch" tonight, then they were making chewbacca sounds. :|

There were guys who would "woohoo" at anything with a vagina in hopes of getting a response back. A fight broke out and they had to announce it on the speakers to be sure security would go break it up which caused drunk people to yell "FIGHT!" then run over and watch...and that was just SOME of the ridiculousness last night.

And I was alone on the way home so you could imagine some of the stupid shit that is said to a woman amongst such people. Or things that were supposed to be considered pick-up lines. I straight out called someone an idiot and his friend said "I'm sorry he really is kind of an idiot. He's usually more of an asshole", me "He looks like one".

I never want to go out again in my life. I'll be at home with movies, video games, and books. Thank you.

ha..

[rirv]

I don't want to do you down, but it sounds more like you hate dickheads than drunk people. Some drunk people are lovely. These guys sound like they'd be arseholes whether they were drunk or at their grandma's for Sunday lunch.

[mickill]

Yeah, I think them being drunk only brings out the rampant dickness that's already within them to begin with.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

I thought about it a little more, it was more like "frat party" drunk people for some reason that night.

Other drunks never bothered me.

I would like to be rid of "frat party" drunks (y)

[Nuzzolese]

My hometown had some affectionately tolerated local drunks who would always show up at any public event. There was one guy we all called Dollar Bill, and I have no idea what his real name was, or how old he was - it was impossible to tell. He could have been anywhere from 19 to 40. There were usually a few drunk pretty girls who would humor him and flirt with him as a gag for their friends. One time I was at a pub where they had this sand volleyball pit out back, and Dollar Bill was hanging around the back patio asking people repeatedly if they'd seen Scream 3 and if they wanted to go see it. So this girl in a short black cheerleader-looking skirt goes staggering over to him and she puts her arm around his shoulders like she's posing for a celebrity photo op. But she's so drunk and stupid that her cigarette catches the corner of Dollar Bill's ear so he jumps back and he's like "You tazer me?!" (Obviously, this has happened to Dollar Bill before; being lured into the false safety of an embrace only to be tazered behind his back) So he jumps back and the girl trips over his legs and she falls backwards and lands in the volleyball pit with her legs all spread and everyone can see her panties. Then, as if that wasn't bad enough for the girl, Dollar Bill kicks up some of the sand like right into her skirt, and he takes off running like the cops are after him. Man, that was funny. Good old Dollar Bill. I wonder if he ever did get to see Scream 3.

[Echewta]

If you hate drunk people, you then hate most of the board.

8cheers8

[b i o n i c]

Then, as if that wasn't bad enough for the girl, Dollar Bill kicks up some of the sand like right into her skirt, and he takes off running like the cops are after him. Man, that was funny. Good old Dollar Bill. I wonder if he ever did get to see Scream 3.

hahah

[Nuzzolese]

Now that I think about it, Dollar Bill had to have been at least 25 or something because they'd been letting him into bars for years before I ever saw him.

[Nuzzolese]

hahah


She did not think it was funny at all. Would you? Two nights ago I was flipping through channels at my boyfriend's mom's and I happened across a softcore porn called Cleavagefield (like Cloverfield) and there was a scene with two girls getting it on on a beach (these were the scenes the camera cut back to, you know, like the ones in Cloverfield where they cut to Coney Island) and I couldn't help but think how uncomfortable that would be because sand would get everywhere. But I guess, in the throes of ecstacy you know, hurts so good, or whatnot.

[b i o n i c]

dollar bill ran to see scream. dollar bill runs everywhere..

[Nuzzolese]

Don't act like you know Dollar Bill. Although, you might. It was so strange how I gradually learned that everybody knew who Dollar Bill was. I'd be in a geometry study group and some story would pop up and the smart sweet Christian girl would cock her head to the side all sympathetic like "oh, was it Dollar Bill?" and it would blow my mind that she knew who he was. And then you'd be having dinner with your parents that night, and just as mom passes the garlic bread she goes "I nearly ran over that 'Dollar Bill' person coming out of the Citgo today!" He stradled all social divides.

[b i o n i c]

come to think of it, theres this breed of ny puerto rican crack head that stays looking 35 well into their 50s. ok, maybe theyre not all puerto ricans and not all crack heads, but i see these dudes around washington heights so i assume so, on the train, around bodegas.. im not sure, theyre either on or recovering addicts.. you can tell theyve lived hard, but they look younger than their clean cut counterparts. it think its because they tend to be skinnier, i dunno

[Nuzzolese]

They're like Aladdins, Gotta KEEP!... one step ahead of the la la, etc.

[skra75]

Are we to assume Dana has cashed in her drinkin' shoes? :eek:

That's aight I've cashed in mine. My tolerance now is so shamefully low, like 4 beers, or 3 mixed drinks. Then I become a social idiot and drift away in my own thoughts. Ah to be young again.... :rolleyes:

[nodanaonlyzuul]

I had to clarify once I thought more about my experience. I hate drunken frat-like people. Not drunk people as a whole. Most of you I've been drunk with and you are good people.

I was just especially annoyed that evening. :p

And on that note, my tolerance is lower as well. On an empty stomach, HALF of one makes me really buzzed. After a meal it takes about three, maybe two depending on how strong they are.

At least I'm a cheap date again. (y)

[funk63]

I like homeless dudes and their bullshit stories, gotta love em.

[lolkat]

i'm a drunk person and i hate uptight bitches so i guess wereEven!!

[checkyourprez]

i'm a drunk person and i hate uptight bitches so i guess wereEven!!

(y)


(just in general, not calling thread started an uptight bitch)

[Bob]

what's an uptight bitch?