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DandyFop
09-08-2009, 04:15 PM
Want a good laugh? My friend got called about doing an audition for the film version of this "book". He read the excerpt and politely declined. Because it's the worst piece of shit. Ever.

Seriously, go to the site and click on Sample Chapter. It is some of the most hilariously bad writing I've ever read.

http://anonymousvengeance.com/

As it says on the front page:

The Anonymous Vengeance Book Series is for those who want to:

* Revenge a cheating spouse.
* Getting back at a cheater.
* Getting back at a cheating girlfriend.
* Get back at your ex.
* Get back at your cheating ex.
* Getting back together with your ex.
* How to gain vengeance.
* How to get revenge.
* Have ideas on revenge.
* Revenge against ex.
* Revenge on ex.
* Prank an ex.
* Anonymously revenge a spouse


I like that "getting back at a cheater" and "getting back at a cheating girlfriend" are apparently different categories.
DandyFop
09-08-2009, 04:17 PM
Also great is this really terribly written review from some Portland newspaper...

http://www.localnewsday.com/news/809/portlandauthor.php
jabumbo
09-08-2009, 04:39 PM
well your friend is no robert pattinson
Helvete
09-08-2009, 04:58 PM
It sounds like it was written by and for 8 year olds.
Caribou
09-09-2009, 08:15 AM
My eyes are bleeding. Thanks an effing bunch. :mad:
ms.peachy
09-09-2009, 08:26 AM
I got as far as "Farrell Kingsley" and knew it was going to be nothing but a load of extreme douchebaggery, and that there was no need for me to read any further.
Waus
09-09-2009, 10:41 AM
I saw the papyrus font title on the cover and read some for the lulz.
Micodin
09-09-2009, 12:30 PM
You having a laugh?

You're having a laugh for thinking that would be a laugh.

He who laughs last...
The Notorious LOL
09-09-2009, 12:43 PM
He should have auditioned. This will probably be hilarious.
Planetary
09-09-2009, 01:32 PM
“Yeah, just what you want me to think, huh. You’re all probably in cahoots with that looser. Get back in the house, now!”
Dorothy Wood
09-09-2009, 02:01 PM
You will feel the stress and tension between Sharon and Cal in Chapter 6 and you will want to adopt Sharon's two kids yourself in Chapter 8.


from the plot description. lol.