i did 4 hits of acid last night....

[Fern]

saw God, and now am shitting blood. Is this cause for alarm?

Regards, The Kid.

[funk63]

Dude can you hook me up with some?

[TurdBerglar]

funk63 knows how to make guys shit blood in a different way

[Whatitis]

Daaaaaaaaamn!

[funk63]

fuck yes I do

[lolkat]

postscript: i hope fern dies

[paul jones]

I'm going to make scrambled eggs on toast in a few minutes.I feel the urge for scrambled eggness

[yeahwho]

everything should be fine, that is unless of course you took 4 hits of acid last nite and are shitting blood today, then there should be cause for alarm.

[Helvete]

I actually need a cracking shit right now, bloodless I hope.

[Kid Presentable]

The blood of haemorrhoids can often give rise to false alarms.

[Bob]

if god exists, why are there hemorrhoids?

[rirv]

if god exists, why are there hemorrhoids?

In order to smite sodomites?

[Adam]

So instead of suicide wednesday you're gonna have suicide saturday, that'll be more cause for alarm since it'll just fuck up your weekend.

[ericlee]

Sounds like you got slipped some roofies. Shitting blood after taking to a guy who claims to be god and all...

[Randetica]

postscript: i hope fern dies

yes, thank you mister postscript

[PENisland]

Daaaaaaaaamn!

I honestly thought I was the only one on here who has a secret word hidden in their username

Whatitis

That's fucking amazing, we should fight crime together

[funk63]

I think about you every time I use a sharpie to draw a smiley face on my cancerous dick cyst.

[PENisland]

if that's not love then I don't know what love is - gch
:)