Jennifer's Body

[Fern]

Would it be unacceptable to whip my pud out and start whacking it a la Pee Wee Herman in the middle of the theater during the scenes where she makes out with other skanks??? I'm pretty sure I won't be the only one....

[Micodin]

With out a doubt it's unacceptable.

If you cant control yourself and you really want to bust one off. You should wait till someone else starts, then you can blame him if you get caught.

"That guy did it first, so I thought it was ok..."

[Dorothy Wood]

just do it, nobody will mind

[Fern]

Ill get the bootleg...

[b i o n i c]

make sure you ax for extra butter

[Audio.]

Run faster than the flash straight to the restrooms and jerk the frack out of there. Repeat the same thing during those 2 hours.

Or you can suppress those urges by having the image of her clubby thumbs on your mind.

[adam_f]

Last time I jerked off in a theater I was watching Norbit

[Audio.]

hahahah what?

[Ty Webb]

mmmmmmmmmm noooorbit, son.

[Audio.]

What was worse? Pluto Nash or Norbit?

[Micodin]

What was worse? Pluto Nash or Norbit?

All those fucking Shrek movies...

[hpdrifter]

I am irrationally excited about this movie. I think it'll be nice to have the tables turned with a girl being the one in the driver's seat.

I am tired of all of the Rob Zombie remakes where women get murdered while they're having sex and I have to endure image after image of a naked woman screaming and covered in blood.

[yeahwho]

All those fucking Shrek movies...

Shrek

If ever there was a more aptly titled set of films I do not know of it.

[paul jones]

The only time I got a stiffy in a cinema was when I went to see Basic Instinct with an ex.I'd just sat down and Sharon Stones' parading her funbags! I could feel the sexual tension all around the theatre too which was funny

[Nygel]

this movie was shit. let it be known

[Dorothy Wood]

it looks pretty crap. I don't like the title, it's too clunky. I guess it's supposed to be kind of a play on 80's horror or something? I dunno. it doesn't work.

that dude in it looks like a combination of that kid from The Neverending Story and a young Malcolm McDowell

[DIGI]

Clunky? It's an obvious ploy to bank on teenage boners.

Jennifer's Body
Megan Fox=Jennifer
Megan Fox's Body
Boobs

[hpdrifter]

I saw the movie and liked it. It wasn't as good as I hoped or as a bad as I feared.

Amanda Seyfried ftw!

[checkyourprez]

do megan fox's tits make an appearance in this movie?

[jabumbo]

do megan fox's tits make an appearance in this movie?


:rolleyes:

[destructo]

I am irrationally excited about this movie. I think it'll be nice to have the tables turned with a girl being the one in the driver's seat.

I am tired of all of the Rob Zombie remakes where women get murdered while they're having sex and I have to endure image after image of a naked woman screaming and covered in blood.

You would like the movie "Teeth"

[Lex Diamonds]

Will someone answer checkyourprez's question?

[camo]

do megan fox's tits make an appearance in this movie?

Jennifer is naked in one scene but her hair is covering her breasts.

So no then (n)

[hpdrifter]

No, the boobs stay under zip up sweater after zip up sweater.

Megan Fox is pretty distractingly beautiful, though. Boobs or no boobs.

[Lex Diamonds]

Boobs or no boobs.
Sexy version of Deal Or No Deal? Boobs, please.

[camo]

Open the pink box.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

You would like the movie "Teeth"
that movie rules (y)