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09-13-2009, 04:59 AM
- Serena Williams

Quote of the Year. (y)

Praying Mantis
09-13-2009, 06:48 AM
Classy gal.

ms.peachy
09-13-2009, 06:54 AM
Kind of a turn on for many, no doubt.

checkyourprez
09-13-2009, 11:45 AM
i say that to woman every weekend whats the big deal eh

YoungRemy
09-13-2009, 12:23 PM
dude, did she actually say "I'm going to kill you" to the line judge after she busted her racket in a fit of roid rage?

checkyourprez
09-13-2009, 02:43 PM
dude, did she actually say "I'm going to kill you" to the line judge after she busted her racket in a fit of roid rage?

i didnt think so from what i heard. but i wasnt there. i doubt she would say that.

but then again, she is black.

Drederick Tatum
09-13-2009, 02:46 PM
i didnt think so from what i heard. but i wasnt there. i doubt she would say that.

but then again, she is black.

wow, way to confirm that you're a douchebag, checkyourprez.

YoungRemy
09-13-2009, 02:51 PM
the line judge took it as a threat to her life.

i guess having a tennis ball stuffed down your throat would make it difficult to stay alive...

totally inexcusable... her approach to the judge after the point was over was equally as classless...

"Are you scared 'cause I said I was going to hit you.? I'm sorry but there's a lot of people who have said worse... I didn't say I was going to kill you..."

checkyourprez
09-13-2009, 02:57 PM
wow, way to confirm that you're a douchebag, checkyourprez.

:rolleyes:

Ty Webb
09-13-2009, 08:41 PM
i didnt think so from what i heard. but i wasnt there. i doubt she would say that.

but then again, she is black.

lol @ this awful jackass.

Micodin
09-13-2009, 08:52 PM
I believe she broke the racket earlier in the match, not when she was arguing with the line judge.

checkyourprez - Please tell me someone hacked your computer or something. If you were joking, it didn't read well.

checkyourprez
09-13-2009, 08:56 PM
o stop it you gays. if you didnt get the joke, your sense of humor is poor.

Ty Webb
09-13-2009, 09:05 PM
yeah leave em be. he just excited and let his guard down. BOOSH!

YoungRemy
09-13-2009, 09:22 PM
I believe she broke the racket earlier in the match, not when she was arguing with the line judge.



which is why she received her first warning.

the comment after the foot fault cost her the next point, and at matchpoint, the match.

Micodin
09-13-2009, 09:58 PM
which is why she received her first warning.

the comment after the foot fault cost her the next point, and at matchpoint, the match.

Ahhhhhh, gotcha. I just skimmed the story on ESPN online.

icy manipulator
09-13-2009, 11:51 PM
she copped a 10 grand fine for it too. suck on it bitch. that woman scares me

Guy Incognito
09-14-2009, 03:09 AM
o stop it you gays. if you didnt get the joke, your sense of humor is poor.

when You tell a "joke" that nobody gets it means your sense of humour is poor.

checkyourprez
09-14-2009, 08:43 AM
when You tell a "joke" that nobody gets it means your sense of humour is poor.

its the internet, its hard to hear the inflection in my voice when i tell it huh.


mr.webb got it.

jabumbo
09-14-2009, 09:44 AM
i always thought venus was the scarier one.


i guess i was wrong.



the belgian ladies are back!

Echewta
09-14-2009, 11:41 AM
She has to go sit in her million dollar home and think about what she has done. I'm sure she had the 10,000 in cash to pay the fine in person.

paul jones
09-14-2009, 11:51 AM
All sports people are mentally ill

nodanaonlyzuul
09-14-2009, 07:02 PM
checkyourprez has always been a douchebag. This is nothing new.

checkyourprez
09-14-2009, 09:36 PM
checkyourprez has always been a douchebag. This is nothing new.

o suck me off miss uptight.


jesus, a guy tells a story about getting his cock sucked by a chick on a toilet one time and is hence forth labeled a d-bag. preposterous.

checkyourprez
09-14-2009, 09:42 PM
when You tell a "joke" that nobody gets it means your sense of humour is poor.


and frankly i dont get what you didnt get about the joke.

it was about a black person being over the top violent saying they were going to kill someone.


she is one of the most proper people around regardless of color.

i was making a sarcastic joke about how bigots think all black people are violent, out of control, ect. ect. sort of people. the joke being even more ridiculous because of what a well spoken woman serena is.

that fact that you didnt get it, well, just shows your a bit dense. or have a poor sense of humor. take your pick.

Ty Webb
09-15-2009, 02:13 AM
mr.webb got it.

nah he didn't. just thought it was a jackassy thing to post. no biggie.

Drederick Tatum
09-15-2009, 04:01 AM
checkyourprez, the first step in douchebag rehabilitation is admitting you're a douchebag.

it worked for rirv.

checkyourprez
09-15-2009, 08:25 AM
checkyourprez, the first step in douchebag rehabilitation is admitting you're a douchebag.

it worked for rirv.

im more of an asshole or a dick, def not a douchebag. theres a difference.

Micodin
09-15-2009, 08:44 AM
I thought it was borderline on sophomoric frat-boy humor.

The opposite of edgy witty humor. It was a little low brow for me.

The kicker was when he called the detractors "gays" and if they didn't "get the joke, your sense of humor is poor".

What a way to prove your point... Insulting your peers with homophobic laced rants!

Knuckles
09-15-2009, 08:47 AM
im more of an asshole or a dick, def not a douchebag. theres a difference.

Tool perhaps?

checkyourprez
09-15-2009, 08:54 AM
Tool perhaps?


naaah tool and doushbag tend to go together.

Kid Presentable
09-15-2009, 09:02 AM
A friend of mine once joked to me that he didn't like rap because he doesn't like black people. It was funny, because it was a well timed goof and his audience (me) was pretty laid back. I knew he was joking. Who could possibly be serious and say that? Fuck, how could you draw the conclusion that checkyourprez is a racist based on that one post among many others, that while in poor taste, have never been racist? Oh, wait. It's just because you don't like him. Open-minded and all that. He must be burning crosses.

Micodin
09-15-2009, 09:40 AM
A friend of mine once joked to me that he didn't like rap because he doesn't like black people. It was funny, because it was a well timed goof and his audience (me) was pretty laid back. I knew he was joking. Who could possibly be serious and say that? Fuck, how could you draw the conclusion that checkyourprez is a racist based on that one post among many others, that while in poor taste, have never been racist? Oh, wait. It's just because you don't like him. Open-minded and all that. He must be burning crosses.

I think your making too presumptions.

I never had problem with dude. Even after the fact, I just asked him what the deal was.

Believe it or not... A lot of people find jokes about race tasteless and below the belt. In the instance of your friends joke... That was between you two people and you could hear the insincerity in his voice. In a public forum you don't have that luxury.

You just read "it's because she's black" in black in white without the LOL's and Haha's after it. It looked pretty clear.

The kicker is... he just went on the attack after the fact. He could of been like "It's a joke, I'm sorry, poor taste, get over it" But, instead he went the route of calling people "gays" and telling THEM that THEY had poor sense of humor.

A lot of this nonsense good of been avoided with cooler heads on both parties.

Pres Zount
09-15-2009, 09:45 AM
Cooler heads on both parties could have avoided this. (n)


Hey KidP.

nodanaonlyzuul
09-15-2009, 01:14 PM
o suck me off miss uptight.


what's with people calling me uptight lately?

The only thing tight about me is my pussy. Bitches.

hpdrifter
09-15-2009, 01:28 PM
I vote douchebag.

Drederick Tatum
09-15-2009, 01:52 PM
please note that I said "confirm" which clearly indicates I thought he was a douchebag pre 'joke'.

hpdrifter
09-15-2009, 01:53 PM
Oh yeah, no question. Me too.

Micodin
09-15-2009, 03:12 PM
I'd like to hear more about nodanaonlyzuul's tight pussy, please.

Nuzzolese
09-15-2009, 03:16 PM
I hate watching Serena play, she's so clumsy and her swing is all over the place. She's a beast, but I usually like watching negro athletes.

checkyourprez
09-15-2009, 03:21 PM
what's with people calling me uptight lately?

The only thing tight about me is my pussy. Bitches.

wild wild stuff.

checkyourprez
09-15-2009, 03:23 PM
I vote douchebag.

please note that I said "confirm" which clearly indicates I thought he was a douchebag pre 'joke'.

im a d-bag because i play you like ali g?

Echewta
09-15-2009, 03:33 PM
Estelle once said to me, cool down, down. Don't act a fool now, now. I always act a fool oww, oww. Aint nothing new now now.

Nuzzolese
09-15-2009, 04:15 PM
Everybody plays the fool, sometimes. There's no exeption to the rule.

saz
09-15-2009, 04:20 PM
but I usually like watching negro athletes.

another joke?

checkyourprez
09-15-2009, 04:39 PM
another joke?

no she was dead ass serious and she hates black people.





:rolleyes:

Bob
09-15-2009, 04:41 PM
no, she said she liked them :confused:

checkyourprez
09-15-2009, 04:42 PM
so true.

now i look like a jackass.


:o



:)

Planetary
09-15-2009, 04:45 PM
You just read "it's because she's black" in black in white

i get it!

Nuzzolese
09-15-2009, 05:02 PM
no, she said she liked them :confused:

He was joking, didn't you get the joke? He wants you to get it. I'll PM it to you. I've had it for far too long, anyway.

checkyourprez
09-15-2009, 06:52 PM
beastie free gen (http://api.ning.com/files/gGNKg3yz3fAoeR0Kaw4mp5uYPbpv-xLUM7CNehiuyaw8yZPvTMf-QAga7paaVsc3N94LCabdnLDiuNFLtOb3QUbrmKg6yjD3/no_jokes_please.jpg)

Kid Presentable
09-15-2009, 06:59 PM
Cooler heads on both parties could have avoided this. (n)


Hey KidP.

Come to Perth!

Pres Zount
09-16-2009, 07:40 AM
You know what I was seriously considering it. It's all out of my hands now though. Eh, in hindsight I probably should have. :/