Urinal Dilemma

[Guy Incognito]

so, at work in the blokes bogs there are 3 urinals. One at the end is a bit blocked, i forgot about this and went to that one for a piss, there was a geezer at the other end urinal. So, the urinals start to flush when i am in mid flow and the thing starts filling up right to the brim teetering on the edge of making a right mess so, if you were in that position what would you do?
I'm not going to tell you yet what option i took

[Tzar]

laugh, cuss, keep pissing and jump around the waterfall of urinal water. shit's on the floor now, who gives a fuck.

if i was on the ball, squeeze my dick, hold and jump to the next urinal. he wasn't directly next to you, was he?

[Guy Incognito]

laugh, cuss, keep pissing and jump around the waterfall of urinal water. shit's on the floor now, who gives a fuck.

if i was on the ball, squeeze my dick, hold and jump to the next urinal. he wasn't directly next to you, was he?

this was supposed to be a poll but i fucked it up, i gotta back to work now i will explain later, it was nearly very messy indeed

[b i o n i c]

wave my dick around and piss all over the place, fuck it

[Helvete]

Take a shit aswell.

[rirv]

Did you put your dick in the other guy's pocket and whistle as though nothing was going on?

[Audio.]

I'd yelled, "Don't look!" and run into the stalls. I dunno, I never like using the urinals for pissing.

[Guy Incognito]

well what i actually did was hold it in thinking that the water might subside or that the geezer would do one, the water then didnt subside and he had THE LONGEST PISS IN THE WORLD EVER and i'm still holding it in and its hurtin like fuck. I thought at one point it was gonna burst over all 3.He washes his hands and then dries hands FOR EVER then eventually leaves. I, with the little fella still in hand move over to the middle one and piss and just as i start pissing again the fucking water in the blocked one disappears.

so, no rirv i didnt piss in his pocket as it wasnt at the Kop end.

[jabumbo]

how does a urinal become blocked? are you people pissing syrup or what?