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JayJayFuntime
09-15-2009, 10:18 PM
I like the B-boys when they conjure up stories. I PROMISE. This will be eat for a few weeks (at least 4). I know nobody wants this shit. Just want to throw it out there. Express yourself. I still think a concept album with a few poets, writers would do well. Who knows? Best of luck to all you suckahs....
And, grab some Rice Water on the way out...

Paleta Man

(Singing like a nursery rhyme)

P is for pumpkin. (pumpkin) Fresh off the vine

A is for apple. (apple) Tastes very fine

L is for lemon (lemon). Mix it with lime

E is for everything

T is for tangerine

A is for asking (asking) Please stand in line

(Paleta horns….)

Ring tha bell. (Mike D) Ring tha bell (Ad Rock)….Ring tha bell (MCA)….
(Loud bass each time mixed with paleta horns)

(Ad Rock)
You’re soft serve. I’m rocky road. Call yourself the street
I’m paved in gold. Hard to hold. Can’t stop what just won’t quit
Ice cream melting I’m the shit that makes it stick
Try as you might I just beat you in a fight
With a Left, Right Left! You’re out of breath (alright)
Do what you will. Did ya do what was done – Have fun old chum
Give the given till the got and the getting gets tha some
Bring the Coppertone and I’ll carry the sun

(Mike D)
Mercy, mercy me where’s the honey for this bee?
In the land of the free from the rich (filthy) (tasty) (pasty)
I’m the stick on the ice cream caramel chocolate
White boy whipped cream my finger in your socket
Built to blast like a Chinese rocket. Laughing to the bank with your money in my wallet
Keep my rhymes in a little golden locket (locket) (locket)
Incredible neighbor. I’m savored. In stock with all shapes and sizes
I got every flavor and a few surprises

(MCA)
I am the pedal. Bringing you tha metal. Let’s ride (alright)
Rhymes like silk. Want this mother’s milk?
You won’t get none son like a kitten pushed aside (go hide)
Jump on this bike. Do what ya like
Churizo eatin culo flying like a kite
Paleta man pastry. Tasty. (Tasty) Hasty (Hasty)
Ride down the street with a chica named Lacy
Milk it more Miranda. Milk it mamacita (uh huh)
Frozen by my tongue on a beach in Costa Rica
(music break)
Paleta man funny. (MCA) Paleta man honey (ADROCK)

(Mike D) Paleta man Peter Pan taken all your money

Do what you will and do what you like (All)
Get out tha way of the Paleta man bike
Do what you will and do what you like (MCA)
Get out tha way of the Paleta man bike
Do what you will and do what you like (Mike D)
Get out tha way of the Paleta man bike
Do what you will and do what you like (Ad Rock)
Get out tha way of the Paleta man bike (All)

Kid Presentable
09-16-2009, 05:04 AM
(ALL) Healthy bursae create a smooth, almost frictionless functional gliding surface

(Adrock)
My rhymes are dope
While yours blow vagina smoke
I kinda hope
you need help
I will help you find a rope
Put the weiner dog
into its buggy
call me Dougie
and I'm fressh
even in dirty Huggies

(Mike D)
You start to bug me
I haven't met you
but I bet money
that you're ugly
(Ghost writer dream factory illusion give yourself an uppercut)
Dairy Product
Double Entendres
Do me a favour
put your foot inside a blendre

(MCA)
He means blender
Love me tender
Back from the brink
And yeah I might be slender
JayJay Funtime
Return to Sender
You are a bender
Hows my ender ender?


(ALL) Healthy bursae create a smooth, almost frictionless functional gliding surface

(Scratched) H-H-H-Higity-Higgity Healthy bursae create a smooth, almost frictionless functional gliding surface

(Scratched)Heeeerrrrrr-Hflpfpflfpflfpflfpflfpf-H-Higity-Higgity Healthy bursae create a smooth, almost frictionless functional gliding surface

(ALL)KID P

Slay the dragon
Hay to wagon
Got wack couplets?
Nay to braggin
You have a man crush
Look at my jeans
the way they're saggin
I'm flattered mate
actually I'm married
yeah she's lovely
We had sausage casserole last night
sushi tonight
Your rhymes are like salad spoons
scratching my eyes
Come to my house
I'll cook you something shit
And ask you to leave
when you graciously eat it

(OUTRO)

This frere bosteth that he knoweth helle,
And God it woot, that it is litel wonder;
Freres and feendes been but lyte asonder.

WICK WICK WORD