How big is your penis?

[paul jones]

I'd say mine is about 6-7 inches

[Caribou]

6'9"

[Randetica]

two centimeters when soft but also when hard

[paul jones]

7 feet long with a helmut like a nazis


but I started this thread so..........ahhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyat as Clay Davis would say

[Audio.]

13 inches thick and 2 inches small.

[Knuckles]

It may not be very big around but it sure is short.

[Bob]

tiny and made of plastic

[Knuckles]

tiny and made of plastic

detachable?

[Bob]

no! i'm not a freak!

[ms.peachy]

Mine is not ery big now but I got an email the other day from a guy that says he can help me, he tried some special treatment and now his penis is huge and all the laydeez love it so I am going to give him my credit card number and he is going to send me some to try too.

[checkyourprez]

nice and girthy.







(im glad i got that word in before anyone else)

[RobMoney$]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[Michelle*s_Farm]

I like that detachable penis story. Dunno why though. I guess it reminds me a bit of Allen Ginsberg when I saw him read his stuff at St Mark's Church (St. Mark's Church)a few years back. It is great to read a post by the "Ill Subliminal" again (y)

[abbott]

seems while doing it doggie style with my wife, I bottom out and cause her pain. So who cares how big it is if you don't want it any bigger

[mickill]

It's like a 6 year old's.............arm.

LOL!

[RobMoney$]

I like that detachable penis story. Dunno why though. I guess it reminds me a bit of Allen Ginsberg when I saw him read his stuff at St Mark's Church (http://St. Mark's Church)a few years back. It is great to read a post by the "Ill Subliminal" again (y)


It's a song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8utjLBZuEI&feature=related)

[BangkokB]

So big that I can see it over my gut when it's hard

I kid I kid....It's not that big

[lolkat]

12 yard

[Audio.]

I would like to take back my comment and say that my new dick size is the size of a sky scrapper. There I win. /thread

[DIGI]

seems while doing it doggie style with my wife, I bottom out and cause her pain. So who cares how big it is if you don't want it any bigger

Same here. Shit sucks.

[Audio.]

I fear sticking my dick up anyone's anus. (n)

[Randetica]

I fear sticking my dick up anyone's anus. (n)

you should

[checkyourprez]

I fear sticking my dick up anyone's anus. (n)

doggie doesnt always mean anal.



but anal is (y). i might like it better than the vag. no homo.

[Ty Webb]

checkyourorientation

[camo]

^ Oh fuck me, post of the day (y)

[Echewta]

Its pretty cool.

[sjp]

8"