i had this dream that i was a serial killer

[Bob]

nothing perverted - i just walked around at night and shot people when nobody was looking. after a few murders though i started freaking out about getting caught. i mean, i just shot the people at point blank and left their bodies on the sidewalk, i didn't even use a silencer. surely someone heard something or saw something, i probably left some evidence behind that the police are going to find, and then they're going to come talk to me and what the hell am i going to tell them? i mean i've seen the wire, i know how tricky they can be and i know the smartest thing to do is shut up, plead the 5th and get a lawyer but then they're going to know that i'm guilty, i just want to say something that's going to make them leave me alone, you know, that kind of thing, and i was really freaking out about it, like i just had the axe hanging over my head and it was just a matter of time until it fell

then i woke up and realized it was all a dream and i was really incredibly relieved, but only about the fact that i didn't have to worry about getting caught. at no point did i feel bad about murdering all those imaginary people

that probably doesn't mean anything, right?

[cubsfirstplace]

that probably doesn't mean anything, right?

na unless you woke up in blood soaked sheets

[paul jones]

I had an odd dream before I woke up today.I forget what happened though

[Nuzzolese]

What kinds of people did you kill? How much detail did you dream into the murders?

[MC Moot]

Bob has his finger on the trigger like the son of sam...:eek:

[Bob]

What kinds of people did you kill? How much detail did you dream into the murders?

it's weird but i don't really remember - the actual killing was the foggiest part, it was the fear that was the vivid part. i don't think i was targeting any specific kinds of people, i was just looking out for people who were on their own and shooting them. slow walkers maybe?

[Nuzzolese]

I see. Maybe that's why you weren't bothered by the murders when you woke up. You didn't actually dream about murdering people. You dreamt that you did something wrong and bad, and were going to get into trouble. And in your subconscious that bad thing was so exaggerated that it became reckless and senseless killing.

[Waus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_Bites_Dog_(film)

[MC Moot]

I see. Maybe that's why you weren't bothered by the murders when you woke up. You didn't actually dream about murdering people. You dreamt that you did something wrong and bad, and were going to get into trouble. And in your subconscious that bad thing was so exaggerated that it became reckless and senseless killing.

If nuzz had a couch and a office that would of just cost you $90 bucks Bob...(y)

[Bob]

If nuzz had a couch and a office that would of just cost you $90 bucks Bob...(y)

nuzz is not a prostitute moot!

it was definitely killing though, i remember that much

[Nuzzolese]

Do you really think I could get away with charging $90 if I were a prostitute? :o Garsh!

[MC Moot]

nuzz is not a prostitute moot!

well not of that specific walk...but Sigmund Freuds her proverbial pimp...(y)

[Nuzzolese]

I once had a dream that I had to rescue people from a giant man-eating walrus. It was really huge, and writhing in rage at the bottom of the hill behind my old house where I lived from 5th grade to grown-up. We couldn't hide in the house because that's where the evil people had placed bugs that would trap us until they could come find us to suck out all our blood. We banded together to sneak through the neighborhood. It was hard keeping track of everyone, they kept wandering off. I had the option of sprouting giant, batlike wings if I wanted to, to go find people who had wandered off. But if I did that then I would be in danger of the evil people finding me.

[b i o n i c]

I once had a dream that I had to rescue people from a giant man-eating walrus. It was really huge, and writhing in rage

i think ive had that dream

[Nuzzolese]

i think ive had that dream


I think the walrus represented my vagina.

[paul jones]

I think the walrus represented my vagina.

That's a strange looking vagina nuzz