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paul jones
09-18-2009, 01:22 PM
I went to Matalan,the finest store in all the land earlier to get some cheapo jeans as my Timberland favorites still have curry stains that didn't come out in the wash.
I saw some decent ones for £6 so I got them and joined the queue at the checkouts.

"Please come to checkout 5" said the announcement thing so I walked up and plonked my jeans on the counter.

An attractive girl,maybe early 20's was behind the counter and said , " So,what are your plans for tonight?"

suprised, I said " Err, just going to the pub"

" yeah?, which pub is that then" she beamed,to which I told her what pub.

"Oh I think I know that one", she said

Money exchanged and jeans were bagged up

"Do you want the hanger too?"

"Oh yes please" I replied

I'm just about to walk off when she starts asking what I do for a living.

I wanted to know was she flirting or is the customer service really that friendly as it is not the norm over here in the UK to hold up queues with idle chit chat unless your a pensioner at the post office.

I told my friend and he said he had the same thing before when he went there.

It will be funny if she shows up at the pub later,though probably not but if she did then I know I'm being stalked by a nymphomaniac or a mass murderer.

So,all you UK heads go to Matalan and see if you get the same treatment

(y):confused:

b i o n i c
09-18-2009, 01:29 PM
you shouldve told her to show up later

paul jones
09-18-2009, 01:33 PM
you shouldve told her to show up later

I should have yes but if she's a real deal psycho then she'll be where I said I was going so fingers crossed(y)

Helvete
09-18-2009, 01:51 PM
Should have kept talking, but maybe she did like you. Dress smart for the pub, Paul!

paul jones
09-18-2009, 01:56 PM
Should have kept talking, but maybe she did like you. Dress smart for the pub, Paul!

Maybe I'll have to go back and buy some socks.Yeah,it's the full tuxedo/top hat and cane for me later or maybe just the usual T shirt and jeans.

cookiepuss
09-18-2009, 01:56 PM
wait a sec...so being a nympho is right up there with being a mass murder?

shit. no wonder I don't have a boyfriend. :(

paul jones
09-18-2009, 01:59 PM
wait a sec...so being a nympho is right up there with being a mass murder?

shit. no wonder I don't have a boyfriend. :(

The only one of being both that spings to mind is Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

I wouldn't mind a nymph but as long as she wouldn't want to give head whilst driving.That would be a bit distracting.

cookiepuss
09-18-2009, 02:11 PM
I wouldn't mind a nymph but as long as she wouldn't want to give head whilst driving.That would be a bit distracting.

yeah, since the accident I don't do that anymore.

Helvete
09-18-2009, 02:12 PM
wait a sec...so being a nympho is right up there with being a mass murder?

shit. no wonder I don't have a boyfriend. :(

wtf no way

Audio.
09-18-2009, 02:46 PM
*scratches head

I dunno. It must be the service. I had some experience like this before asking me why buy these material, what are they for, to which classes I'm taking. I think its just the service like kiss butt thing.

paul jones
09-18-2009, 02:52 PM
[QUOTE=Audio.;1697942 I think its just the service like kiss butt thing.[/QUOTE]


that's what I'm thinking but I'm not the sort of person who really needs to have a 5 minute chat at the checkout.They probably do this to make people come back .

Audio.
09-18-2009, 03:00 PM
exactly... or maybe they are just nice or the supervisor is watching on their performance. pfff Oh well.

jabumbo
09-18-2009, 04:37 PM
matalan girls give the best bj's



so i've heard

Dorothy Wood
09-18-2009, 04:38 PM
I had a check out guy talk to me for way too long at Old Navy today. I was like, "ugh, what are you doing, just ring up my tank tops!"


tell us if you see the girl at the pub!

trailerprincess
09-18-2009, 04:40 PM
Pfft I went to Matalan today and had no such luck. She did offer me an extra bag for my quilt though, score!

paul jones
09-19-2009, 12:27 PM
I had a check out guy talk to me for way too long at Old Navy today. I was like, "ugh, what are you doing, just ring up my tank tops!"


tell us if you see the girl at the pub!

nah she wasn't at the pub.

I got a bit shitfaced though

b i o n i c
09-19-2009, 12:57 PM
that little chitchat yesterday was a hint for you to invite her out. she's not going if you dont ask her.. go get some new socks next thursday when you know she'll be there(y)

paul jones
09-19-2009, 01:05 PM
that little chitchat yesterday was a hint for you to invite her out. she's not going if you dont ask her.. go get some new socks next thursday when you know she'll be there(y)

or the Muppet Show/Usual Suspects T shirt