doctor vs. dentist vs. dmv

[b i o n i c]

which do you hate going to more

[hpdrifter]

DMV

I don't even have to think about it.

[mickill]

I tend to avoid all of them for as long as possible. Especially doctors. I think I dislocated a few bones in some fingers a couple months ago. I didn't go to the doctor, thinking I could wrap my hand up and let it heal on it's own. And it almost kinda has.

I also once took a nine year hiatus from visiting the dentist. During the cleaning the dentist was like, "are you sure it's been nine years? Your teeth look really well taken care of etc". Zero cavities. I'm just sayin.

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DMV

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[b i o n i c]

dentists scare the shit outta me. ever had a one inch wire shoved into the place where a tooth was just removed from?

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dentists scare the shit outta me. ever had a one inch wire shoved into the place where a tooth was just removed from?

I had root canal anything other than that is not scary to me anymore.

[yeahwho]

It's definitely the dentist. Place freaks me out. They have a high suicide rate I hear too.

I do have an extremely HOT dental hygienist who gets all up in my gum's and scrapes my plaque all sexy like. She's got some moves and super friendly banter... just want to take home and treat her like a lady.

They should have bikini dental hygienists just like they have bikini baristas. It's almost 2010 for crissakes, loosen up.

[insertnamehere]

if money isn't an issue, dmv

but i'm gonna have to go with dentist because it costs the most... i have health insurance but no dental, and i have to get pricey dental work done on the regular. im pretty sure one of my root canals has failed and needs redoing :(

[mickill]

So like, where might one go to check out some of these so-called "bikini baristas"...if one were so inclined to want to see such a thing?

[hpdrifter]

They're everywhere around here. I'm pretty sure there will soon be bikini barbers, bikini hygenists, bikini everything.

Good luck when that little daughter of yours grows up, mikey. It's a fucked up world out there when you're a girl.

[Randetica]

i like the dentist the most cause there is usually no suprises for me, always just same old every half year

[yeahwho]

So like, where might one go to check out some of these so-called "bikini baristas"...if one were so inclined to want to see such a thing?

One of the guys I work with mapped out a route from home that had him stopping at 4 bikini barista espresso stands before he actually hit the job site. I live just North of Seattle, anytime I go anywhere more than a mile away from my house in any direction there is a bikini barista stand.

It's insane, in a good way, but apparently one of the stands got busted yesterday.

5 bikini baristas charged with prostitution (http://www.komonews.com/news/local/60924562.html)

Local news stations (especially TV) are obsessed with these bikini baristas, they have been making the evening news once a week for the past few years. I think the local reeporters drink way too much coffee or else starbucks is paying them off.

Either way they need to relax.

[b i o n i c]

when you go to the dentist, what does it take for the fucker to put the mask on you? i dont want to go unless i know that the mask is an option..