Halloween Ideas?

[Ty Webb]

Trying to get together ideas for Halloween costume. The thing is i have a beard and am trying to think of something that incorporates that; people from movies, etc. so far the only decent suggestion was steve zissou.

[A. Chimendez]

We did the Team Zissou one year. It was pretty fun. I'm doing Rorschach this year and my wife is going to be Cherry Darling with the gun leg and all.

Costume with beard though? That's easy.

Joaquin Phoenix: http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/02/joaquin-phoenix-letterman-interview.jpg

The Dude http://media.photobucket.com/image/the%20big%20lebowski/shawnlevy/The_Big_Lebowski___Jeff_Bridges.jpg

King Leonidas
http://runnerforchrist.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/king-leonidas-pretty-pissed.jpg

Rosie O'Donnel

[b i o n i c]

how big is this beard? just be a beard

[Bob]

go as knuckles

[Ty Webb]

jaquin phoenix would work, but that's kinda old news. your rorschack idea is great hope it works out well for you.

[checkyourprez]

bastard, took my thread. was just going to make a thread like this.


looking for ideas in general. preferably something funny and original.


no jokers or anything cliche like that.

[Echewta]

My expensive Shock The Monkey idea (http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/peter_gabriel/peter_gabriel_shock_the_monkey.jpg)


My cheap more realistic "Five Dollar" idea (http://www.xenafan.com/movies/bod/images/johnny05.jpg)

[DipDipDive]

I fucking rule at coming up with costume ideas. True story.

[Ty Webb]

someone recommended serpico or ben kenobi. not feeling either of em.

[checkyourprez]

I fucking rule at coming up with costume ideas. True story.

than help a dude out and do it. do it.

[Ty Webb]

than help a dude up and do it. do it.
yeah, right? put money where mouth is!

[checkyourprez]

i was thinking of going as this (http://www.thegreenmancostume.com/greenman.gif). it would be kinda cool just to have for the future as well.


i might bust out a costume ive used in the past if i cant come up with anything good. i put wrapping paper on my chest, and a nice bow like for a present, with a card that says to:woman from:god

ive got some hoes in there drunken glory come up to me and talk shit about hating guys like me who think there all this and that. i just think to myself...look bitch are you to have me believe you are actually a Victoria secret model or actually a woman who possess the power to ride on a broom (ect. ect.)...and then i pour my drink on their head.

[DipDipDive]

Ty Webb: the bearded lady, Abraham Lincoln, or you could fashion some sort of outfit that resembles a clam.

cyp: Vincent Van Gogh, Alfred E. Newman, Bret Michaels. I'm also going to give you my idea to be Speed Racer because a bunch of my friends seem to think that no one we know will know who I am if I go as him (pathetic...maybe I need some new friends...).

I can elaborate on how to pull these ideas off if they're of interest to you fuckers.

[Audio.]

I'm going as me because I'm that cool.

I actually have no clue. Maybe a zombie? Fuck that I'm saving cash for games. I'll be at home free loading on your candies. Save me some Nerds, Recesses and some of that sweet Skittles.

[DipDipDive]

i might bust out a costume ive used in the past if i cant come up with anything good. i put wrapping paper on my chest, and a nice bow like for a present, with a card that says to:woman from:god .

This is the most retarded thing I've heard in at least 2 weeks. What you should do is wrap yourself in brown paper and write "douche" all over it.

[Audio.]

Go as Tom Hanks from Cast Away.

[destructo]

Captain Gorton.

http://blogs.uconn.edu/president/wp-content/uploads//2009/03/c2ae-gortons-seafood.png

[checkyourprez]

This is the most retarded thing I've heard in at least 2 weeks. What you should do is wrap yourself in brown paper and write "douche" all over it.

now your talking. actually go AS a douche bag.



but for real for real, the other one is clever. your just saying that because it came from me.

[sjp]

I was a beer delivery guy last year had a hand truck and 8 cases of beer, the year before that michael myers didn't say a thing at the party i went to and creeped the hell out of people. this year Leatherface taking the chain off my chainsaw,

[checkyourprez]

you could buy the actual god's gift to woman (http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21994.jpg) for 36 dollars american. but making it is much cheaper and less corny.

[DipDipDive]

Alfred E Newman would be cute and hilarious. Will you do it, please? :o

[checkyourprez]

Alfred E Newman would be cute and hilarious. Will you do it, please? :o

that would most likely require a mask, which i would probably have to buy.


im all about the homemade goodness. i dont mind buying stuff to make the homemade stuff, but to just outright buy the costume in a sense is cheating.

gotta be clever, original, and funny. (ill take original and 1 of the other 2 if need be)

[Ty Webb]

Go as Tom Hanks from Cast Away.

that could work. i could sport a loincloth and a volleyball. and i'm already pretty skinny.

[Ty Webb]

now your talking. actually go AS a douche bag.



but for real for real, the other one is clever. your just saying that because it came from me.


go as dane cook.

[paul jones]

go as Lady Ga Ga but with a beard.

[Ty Webb]

what's a lady gaga? like a toy doll for babies?

[paul jones]

what's a lady gaga? like a toy doll for babies?

she's the chameleon warbler of the pop smash ' poker face'

[checkyourprez]

go as dane cook.

eh the dane cook hate is played out and frankly a little over the top in my opinion.

plus i think that would be a pretty hard costume.

[camo]

aaaawwwwwwwooooooooooooo (http://www.coolest-homemade-costumes.com/images/coolest-teen-wolf-costume-3-36121.jpg)

[Kid Presentable]

I'm going with a tyre iron and a cast and calling it a Ted Bundy costume.

[funk63]

Jeffrey Dahmer.

1st post on second page wat wat.

[hpdrifter]

Seriously cyp, it's not funny or clever, it really is just lame. And not because it's coming from you. That's one of the biggest cliche costumes in the book. Right up there with the Scream mask.

One of my friends went as a box of franzia one year. I'll see if I can find a picture. It was seriously the best costume ever. My hub went as Bob Ross one year and he was the most popular guy in the club, didn't have to buy a drink for himself all night.

[hpdrifter]

Another friend of mine went as Stewie one year, he had this giant papier mache football shaped head, I wish I could find some fucking pictures.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

now your talking. actually go AS a douche bag.



but for real for real, the other one is clever. your just saying that because it came from me.

Sorry but she's right. Any man that has ever done that or thought about doing that costume ... just, you know what, I don't even know why I'm bothering to explain.

Nevermind.

[skra75]

Captain Gorton.

http://blogs.uconn.edu/president/wp-content/uploads//2009/03/c2ae-gortons-seafood.png

Wow that would be amazing. I love that guy (y)(y)

[hpdrifter]

I made a thread in Sure Shots. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=92856)

[checkyourprez]

Seriously cyp, it's not funny or clever, it really is just lame. And not because it's coming from you. That's one of the biggest cliche costumes in the book. Right up there with the Scream mask.

One of my friends went as a box of franzia one year. I'll see if I can find a picture. It was seriously the best costume ever. My hub went as Bob Ross one year and he was the most popular guy in the club, didn't have to buy a drink for himself all night.

Sorry but she's right. Any man that has ever done that or thought about doing that costume ... just, you know what, I don't even know why I'm bothering to explain.

Nevermind.


actually the first time i did it, which was 6 or 7 years ago, there was no one i had even heard of or seen doing it. and it was met with great appreciation....soooo seriously get off my deezo ladies. its a costume, its not a serious thought about myself.

that teen wolf one looked pretty good camo.

i was also thinking possibly the patriot (http://thumbnails.hulu.com/18/582/92235_240x180_generated__jbfePp+DWEy1-s71xA7xLQ.jpg), idk how many people would get it.

[Bob]

go as Lady Ga Ga but with a beard.

go as lady ga ga's beard. and by beard i mean husband

does it work that way too, or is it only for gay men's wives?

[Ty Webb]

i thought of the patriot myself, but i was springsteen last year, so...

[nodanaonlyzuul]

actually the first time i did it, which was 6 or 7 years ago, there was no one i had even heard of or seen doing it.

Just because no one else did it at the time doesn't mean that it was any less douchey.

It is still a 'costume' only a douche bag would wear. And it would take a bigger douche bag to allude to being it's 'creator'. And if you actually were, well, aside from the creator of Ed Hardy or something of that level, that pretty much deserves the King of Douches title.

I just gave you an idea for your next costume, FYI.

[checkyourprez]

Just because no one else did it at the time doesn't mean that it was any less douchey.

It is still a 'costume' only a douche bag would wear. And it would take a bigger douche bag to allude to being it's 'creator'. And if you actually were, well, aside from the creator of Ed Hardy or something of that level, that pretty much deserves the King of Douches title.

I just gave you an idea for your next costume, FYI.


that is the satirical joke of the costume there little lady.

i dont claim to have invented it, as i could never know such a thing.

the douche bag has already been suggest as a costume, thank you.

i will also look for a picture of the creator of ed hardy, i am assuming i would be looking for a picture of a man named ed hardy, and see if that is a plausible idea for a costume, although highly unlikely.


and yes i feel if say...bob, were to have proposed to or said to have done this costume you would have said it was funny.

[Ty Webb]

dude were all douche's wearing only ed hardy clothes who's favorite song ever is fight for your right by the beastie boys 4-EVAAAAAAAA!

[Ty Webb]

ha

[DipDipDive]

that would most likely require a mask, which i would probably have to buy.

No it wouldn't. You already have the hair (maybe spray it red), paint some freckles on, paint a gap in your teeth, and buy a pair of those big plastic ears you wear over your own. Bow tie, blazer, and a MAD button. Done.

You're clearly not as clever as you think you are if you think you'd need to buy a mask to be Alfred E. Newman.

Geeze. Some people. :rolleyes:

[Ty Webb]

haha i have a friend that looks like alfred e newman. gonna have to pass that along to him.
i also have a friend that looks like andre aggassi. i've been telling him for years to do it, but he won't.

[Ty Webb]

bump

[b i o n i c]

i think i might be dead michael jackson, which would be michael jackson with some dotted lines across my forehead

or maybe i'll paint a box gold like the casket and just walk around in that.

[checkyourprez]

i think i might be dead michael jackson, which would be michael jackson with some dotted lines across my forehead

or maybe i'll paint a box gold like the casket and just walk around in that.


(y)


(but then agian they might just think you are jackson from the thriller video.

[Bob]

No it wouldn't. You already have the hair (maybe spray it red), paint some freckles on, paint a gap in your teeth, and buy a pair of those big plastic ears you wear over your own. Bow tie, blazer, and a MAD button. Done.

You're clearly not as clever as you think you are if you think you'd need to buy a mask to be Alfred E. Newman.

Geeze. Some people. :rolleyes:

i thought you were talking about dane cook for a second

[Freebasser]

I'm going as Bob.

[Bob]

I'm going as Bob.

you'll be staying in then?

[Freebasser]

Afraid you'll make a spectrecle of yourself if you go out? :(

[HEIRESS]

My friends and I are going to try and attempt "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (http://irreference.com/wp-content/plugins/Flutter/files_flutter/1244733968wedding.jpg)"
costumes.
oh, for reference (http://www.amazon.ca/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347)

here's hoping we can find some sweet regency gowns...

[destructo]

My friends and I are going to try and attempt "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (http://irreference.com/wp-content/plugins/Flutter/files_flutter/1244733968wedding.jpg)"
costumes.
oh, for reference (http://www.amazon.ca/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347)

here's hoping we can find some sweet regency gowns...

Cool. Post some pic's when you get them.

[Burnout18]

get your girl to put eyeblack on and you dress like a rapper.......and go as chris brown and rihanna.

[checkyourprez]

get your girl to put eyeblack on and you dress like a rapper.......and go as chris brown and rihanna.

hah i like that.

[MC Moot]

Go as a frenchy... (http://goto11.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/files/frenchman.jpg)

[Audio.]

That face is just asking for a falcon punch haha.

[A. Chimendez]

My friends are going as Taylor Swift and Kanye.

[Ty Webb]

these ideas are lame. i'm just gonna rob a wawa.