I can tell if a woamn's vagina smells just by looking at them....

[Fern]

Have you ever looked at a bitch and said to your buddy "man, I bet that pussy stinks." Well, I do it constantly and the times that I thought that and dared to drag the skank home, it turns out that The Kid was right. Any stories about rankness????

[yeahwho]

Yeah, I can do the same thing if I'm real close sitting on a chair and the woman is naked standing directly in front of me. I have a look and then I can tell you.

[skra75]

my man, you are so friggin gross.
Are you sure you're not Andrew Dice Clay?
Do actually you have any friends in real life, or have you made make-believe friends out of cardboard and construction paper?

[mickill]

Yeah, why you so disrespectful towards woemn?

[Fern]

I dont think that I am disrespectful of women, I just have this talent. It is a blessing and a curse. With great power comes responsibility according to uncle Ben. It gotta warn my niggas if I am feeling it.... i'm a good guy to have around....

[Ty Webb]

best dude

[Guy Incognito]

i can tell if a bbmb thread is fucking retarded just by seeing its been created by you.

[Helvete]

my man, you are so friggin gross.
Are you sure you're not Andrew Dice Clay?
Do actually you have any friends in real life, or have you made make-believe friends out of cardboard and construction paper?

Hahaha, that was very funny and probably very true. Fern, stop being such a fucking fuck.

[Fern]

so can half of these assholes.

[funk63]

I love your threads.

[TurdBerglar]

i bet lady gaga has a stank twat

[paul jones]

I just wish I had the powers to see if a woman is a fucking lunatic or not before talking to them

[Audio.]

I just wish I had the powers to see if a woman is a fucking lunatic or not before talking to them

2nd

[b i o n i c]

some women can tell of your balls reek just by smelling them

[camo]

Fern and his mate are in a bar. Ferns mate turns to him and says 'let's get out of here, it's smells like dicks' to which Fern replies 'sorry nigga, that was me - I just burped'.

[Randetica]

i would love to smell my vagina all day if it had any smell

i must do something wrong like using soaps and water

[Fern]

Fern and his mate are in a bar. Ferns mate turns to him and says 'let's get out of here, it's smells like dicks' to which Fern replies 'sorry nigga, that was me - I just burped'.

Now that was funny

[checkyourprez]

i messed around with this one chick in college, she was from a town around my city but i didnt know her until i got to school. rich part of town, family was well off, her parents were also british (i think this might have had something to do with it), but all in all you'd think she'd be up to snuff down there. man was i wrong. one night i was strumming her banjo a bit and i shit you not the smell did not leave my hands for 2 days. showers, massive handwashings, purell, NOTHING did the trick. defiantly the most rank vagina i had ever been in. thank god my mouth went no where near that thing or else i would have filled her box with puke.