Just now

[roosta]

Someone walked across the square outside my apartment like they were in a silent movie, all sped up and jerky.

Odd.

[kaiser soze]

They were probably fighting to hold in an explosive case of the hershey squirts.

[paul jones]

it was Father Jack

[destructo]

Maybe it was zombie?

[roosta]

They were probably fighting to hold in an explosive case of the hershey squirts.

this is the most plausible explanation i've heard yet, it did kind of have that, "move your legs, but don't open them or you'll shit yourself" type motion.