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ericlee
09-27-2009, 06:13 PM
She drank some saki and some wine with her family last night. She got home and said that her stomach hurts.

With her symptoms and my personal experience, I guided her to the bathroom and she started projectile vomiting while I was aiming her head to the center of the toilet.

I was pretty fuckered up ATM, I had company previous to her coming home so, I had to baby her while babying myself.


So after she's done barfing, I clean the toilet up, extra care on the rim and the seat but no so much care in the bowl.

Well, I wake up this morning at about 5am to take a pee. I notice a quarter piece of shrimp inside the bowl and it was very encrusted into it. I aim at it and it doesn't budge.

I woke up again to piss at 9:20 or so and there it still was so I unleash another stream upon it and all it did was flutter.

At about 5 pm, I tried again.

Now, it's a little after 6pm and I pissed full force onto it and it still didn't budge. WTF? Was she taking shots of Elmer's with her sushi?

Dorothy Wood
09-27-2009, 11:38 PM
yuck

props for using "terlot" though.

Bob
09-28-2009, 12:12 AM
is that pronounced like "merlot"?

Kid Presentable
09-28-2009, 12:45 AM
you ain't gonna be my girl though