How I plan on being when I'm 73...

[skra75]

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

[gbsuey]

what, ridiculed for being a sweary cantankerous old fucker?? and no, i don't know how to spell it.

however, if i should get to that age and have the bad luck to be disabled in some way, i will no doubt also be bitter and sweary and miserable a lot. i want to be dancing into my grave and seeing where i'm going with my own teeth and not smelling of wee

[Adam]

edit: eh, get it now. (y)

[hpdrifter]

Somebody already posted this fairly recently.

[HEIRESS]

My friend posted this on her facebook awhile ago because it is almost an exact replica of her own father's persona. so creepy.

[destructo]

That shit is funny.

[TurdBerglar]

this guy is my new hero

[RobMoney$]

Why wait 'til you're 73.
That's pretty much me now.

[skra75]

My favorite quotes right now:

"I'm sitting in one of those TGI Friday's places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth."

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."

"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say."

[Helvete]

It's actually really quite funny! Even though I think it's humorous, I'm glad my dad isn't like that.

[sjp]

haha that would be nice but I'd like to be like my dad

[gbsuey]

yikes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHbDGNJbu54&feature=related)

[ET]

Some insight into the madness right here. (http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/9pqjl/i_am_justin_from_shitmydadsays/)

"Happy birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then too, unless it's shitty."