ladies and gentleman, on a scale of 1 to 10..

[Guy Incognito]

how hairy are you?

1 being a crash test dummy and 10 being chewbacca

i'd say i'm about an 7 or 8.

i have short head hair but its a full head and if i dint shave my face it'd be up to me eyes in about 2 days and have hairy arms and legs but not hairy back.
a lad at work who is bald is always pullin my leg about it but he's just jealous

do you wish you were hairier or less hairy?

this may seem like a shit thread but its the only one that i have created recently that doesnt involve football so i am trying to think of other shit to talk about

[MC Moot]

I'm a spic so I'm fully loaded...but it's in all the right places...my back is clean at this point,the hair seems to have stopped it's upwards advance at the top of my ass...I found grey on my chest the other morning...and I see my dad every summer and I realize the inevitable...which is that it's gonna make a move for my upper back and shoulders...

[Rock]

My body hair is that like a faun. I have no hair on my chest or back but once you get to my lower body its all sorts of hairy.

Can't grow a beard. Can grow a goatee with ease within a couple of days...but everything else is pretty bare or comes in wayyyy to patchy.

Head on my hair grows super fast and thick.

Also I used to think I had hobbit feet when I was a wee lad because they were so (or at the time I thought they were) hairy.

So I'd say 5

[Guy Incognito]

I'm a spic so I'm fully loaded...but it's in all the right places...my back is clean at this point,the hair seems to have stopped it's upwards advance at the top of my ass...I found grey on my chest the other morning...and I see my dad every summer and I realize the inevitable...which is that it's gonna make a move for my upper back and shoulders...

see i'm looking forward to going grey cos i have thick hair and i think its gonna look cool, well cooler than having a massive bald patch anyway.

[jabumbo]

My body hair is that like a faun. I have no hair on my chest or back but once you get to my lower body its all sorts of hairy.


that's how i am too. my arms, legs and face are all pretty hairy. my knuckles even have a small tuft of hair.

my chest only has a thin trail that runs down the center. the back is real spotty, mostly because i scarred it up years ago and i think the hair is still afraid to try and grow there.

[MC Moot]

see i'm looking forward to going grey cos i have thick hair and i think its gonna look cool, well cooler than having a massive bald patch anyway.

I had a surgery last winter and the trauma/stress triggered something,cause it's coming on strong...barber say's grey hair is good because it means you're not gonna loose it...

[Guy Incognito]

I had a surgery last winter and the trauma/stress triggered something,cause it's coming on strong...barber say's grey hair is good because it means you're not gonna loose it...

it can happen overnight in extreme cases, call me weird but i'd be happy with that save a lot of moaning about getting old. in fact i might see if you can grey dye when it starts and just cut out the bollocks.
my hair is reddish and i havent seen any grey hairs yet and at nearly 36 i think thats good

[Helvete]

I have to shave daily but my facial hair is dark and grows quickly, I have a very hairy ass and also hair on my chest that runs down my stomach. It's still quite fledging and hasn't turned into the full Sean Connery, but give it time. Luckily my back isn't hairy though!

edit: Maybe a 6.5 now, I'll be an 8 one day.

[Randetica]

most women ive seen shave so i cant tell since there is no comparison

but it's bad enough that i have to shave my arms



i wish i had no body hair but the ones on my head

[Guy Incognito]

i wish i had no body hair but the ones on my head

what even a hairless foof?

[Randetica]

what even a hairless foof?

i never heard that word before

[Guy Incognito]

i aint got a hairy back and general consensus is that hairy backs are a bad thing but i dont see why, if everywhere else is hairy then why should a hairy back be a downer, is it a monkey thing?

[Guy Incognito]

i never heard that word before

its the word we have taught our 3 year old to call her lady bits, i think its a british thing

[Randetica]

its the word we have taught our 3 year old to call her lady bits, i think its a british thing

it's already hair free, i could easily live without that annoying waxing

[Audio.]

I am about 3 out of 10 but my legs are 8/10.

[Guy Incognito]

it's already hair free, i could easily live without that annoying waxing

well obviosuly i cant say why dont you just shave it then cos i dont have to do any of that but i think some hair down there is preferable but whatever floats yer boat i suppose.

waxing any hair is just mental - it looks fucking painful

[Randetica]

well obviosuly i cant say why dont you just shave it then cos i dont have to do any of that but i think some hair down there is preferable but whatever floats yer boat i suppose.

waxing any hair is just mental - it looks fucking painful

waxing hurts but i rather go through that than having an itching crotch after shaving

and waxed feels much better (y)

[rirv]

At some point I will be bald, it's in my genes. I'm not bothered, in fact I'm looking forward to it. I'm not going to go for the shaved head vibe but wear my hair with pride and deadly seriousness like this bad man (http://woodenspears.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/who-was-on-baywatch-michael-newman.jpg).

[Dorothy Wood]

erm, I don't really know. my body hair is coarser and darker than most people's, but I don't have as much of it as some people I've seen.

on the lady scale, I'm about a 6 or 7 I guess. I wish I had none, but whattaya gonna do? it could be worse. one day when laser hair removal becomes cheaper, I'll get that.



as for men's hairy backs...I've encountered a few different types. It's not terrible when the hair is soft, it feels kind of manly and nice. it's not so nice to look at, but in general I don't mind it. one time I hooked up with a dude who had a hairy back, but shaved his balls. I thought that was weird. my ex was practically hairless on his body, but had thick luxurious hair on his head. PEOPLE'S BODIES ARE CRAZY!

[insertnamehere]

i think im pretty average for a chick. my arm hair is long but light and thin so i dont look overly hairy. my leg hair is really dark and thick so even if i shave regularly it usually looks kind of stubbly, so thats a pain. most of the rest of my body is peach fuzz.

[Randetica]

it could be worse. one day when laser hair removal becomes cheaper, I'll get that.



ha, i already got a hair removal laser for home use

it takes fucking ages till hair stop to grow but in the end it's worth it

[Freebasser]

6.5 as it's light. If I had darker body hair, I'd be getting on for a 9 :S

[nodanaonlyzuul]

I'd say I'm about a 2 or 3? I guess.

My eyebrows grow back super fast so if I want them looking perfect I have to tweeze almost every other day. I also have to shave my armpits just about every day just because I hate any little HINT of hair. My arm hair you can barely see.

Otherwise that's it. I was told by a bikini waxer once that I was not hairy at all compared to 99% of her clients so that's cool I guess. Waxing me was the easier thing ever. Nothing past 2-2.5 inches grows above my hooha.

Also I got SUPER lucky with my legs. My legs are NEVER prickly. Ever! The hair on my legs is so fine and sparse that you can barely even see it and never feel it. I shave my legs anyways because if I look closely I can see it, but it's not really necessary.

[Dorothy Wood]

bitch!

[Caribou]

*deletey*

[Caribou]

Probably a 5. I don't have hair on places it shouldn't be (I've never had a unibrow, thank god), but it grows superfast on the standard hairy places.
If I were a man, I'd probably be able to grow a full beard in a day or two.

Btw, why do women shave their arms?
I have quite a bit of hair on my lower arms. I'm a blonde so it doesn't show that much, but still. I don't think anyone should be embarrassed about that.

[mathcart]

I don't think anyone should be embarrassed

Ultimately isn't this what this thread should really be about. Me thinks at least.

So judging by the way people are rating themselves I'm definitely a 10.

Its all good, I'm a hairy man. I think we as a society should get off the hairy man's back. Goddamn hairless man always keeping us down. Wake the fuck up people! Love the little hairy man thats in all of us! Only when we can do that will the world truly be a better place for you and for me... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W61Q-EZ8R7M)

:)

[Dorothy Wood]

my mom used to wax people as part of her job at a salon and she'd sometimes wax people's arms. mostly women with dark hair, and one lady who was a local t.v. newscaster.

I guess some people just like to be hairless all over.

sometimes I bleach my arm hair for fun in the summer 'cause I like the way it looks. but other than that, I don't care much about my arm hair because it's pretty thin.

[destructo]

At some point I will be bald, it's in my genes. I'm not bothered, in fact I'm looking forward to it. I'm not going to go for the shaved head vibe but wear my hair with pride and deadly seriousness like this bad man (http://woodenspears.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/who-was-on-baywatch-michael-newman.jpg).

Do the mustache as well, it pumps up the bad ass factor.

[Guy Incognito]

Ultimately isn't this what this thread should really be about. Me thinks at least.



i had no idea what this thread was going to turn out like. just curious as to who was hairy and who wasnt. didnt expect to be talking about ladygardens that early in the thread but i shoulda known better

[paul jones]

5 maybe.In the middle.

Remember that musical in the late 60's or early seventies called 'Hair' ?

That was load of shit that was

[nodanaonlyzuul]

bitch!

I count my lucky stars! Believe me. I don't even believe in jeebus but I still thank him for it.

[funk63]

I don't have to shave my face much at all, injun thing. But I pretty much look like sasquatch from the waste down.

[Echewta]

I just shaved my fingernails if that means anything.

[Caribou]

Ultimately isn't this what this thread should really be about. Me thinks at least.

So judging by the way people are rating themselves I'm definitely a 10.

Its all good, I'm a hairy man. I think we as a society should get off the hairy man's back. Goddamn hairless man always keeping us down. Wake the fuck up people! Love the little hairy man thats in all of us! Only when we can do that will the world truly be a better place for you and for me... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W61Q-EZ8R7M)

:)

There ain't nuthin' wrong with a hairy man. Men are supposed to be hairy.
I draw the line at guys who appear to be wearing a wooly jumper though, but the guys that shave off all their chesthair and look all smooth.... no thanks.

But lets say I ever met a guy I really really liked and he turned out not to have any chesthair, just because he doesn't have any hairgrowth there, that would be fine. It's just the vanity of the chest-shaving that would put me off.

[mathcart]

There ain't nuthin' wrong with a hairy man. Men are supposed to be hairy.


WORD!

*falls in love a little*

[TurdBerglar]

3

[Guy Incognito]

3


maybe its your avatar of george carlin but i thought you would be somewhat of a mr snuffleuffagus

[Gareth]

1.7

[gbsuey]

i too do wish i had only the hair on my head, shaving waxing the whole lot is a pain in the arse. hate body hair.
i'd give myself a 5-average really, except for my head hair which is properly thick and long and going bloody grey so is also a pain in the jacksy but i do sit in the car and pull out any rogue grey hairs that pop up.

and seriously you didn't think the conversation would turn to foofs(cute)??

[Guy Incognito]

i too do wish i had only the hair on my head, shaving waxing the whole lot is a pain in the arse. hate body hair.
i'd give myself a 5-average really, except for my head hair which is properly thick and long and going bloody grey so is also a pain in the jacksy but i do sit in the car and pull out any rogue grey hairs that pop up.

and seriously you didn't think the conversation would turn to foofs(cute)??

i didnt expect to be discussing foofai for a coupla pages (very presumptious that one of my threads would reach that , i know). I didnt expect many ladies to get involved for some reason.

[b i o n i c]

wall to wall

[DipDipDive]

I'm about a 7.5 on the lady scale. My hair grows back fast and thick everywhere. If I didn't pluck my brows or groom my cha cha on at least a bi-daily basis, I would probably look like Abe Vigoda.

No biggie...it's relatively easy to control. At least I don't have hair any places I shouldn't, like my neck or my back. A few chicks I went to high school with got full-body waxings on a relatively regular basis out of actual necessity. Fuuuuck that.

[camo]

I'm blonde and not very hairy at all...receding hairline, blonde arm and leg hairs, daft goaty type thing that doesn't need shaping, bit of hair around my nips, a bit of bum fluff on my cheeks and a little bright blonde soul patch...1 then I think.