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Lex Diamonds
10-01-2009, 04:19 AM
To set the scene, it's 9:15am and I only had about 3 hours sleep last night.

I'm hungry and tired in equal measure (lots), but having internets in bed is stopping me from sleeping. I'm wondering whether it's worth making some food then trying to sleep after. As you can see I'm so lazy I would rather sit here and type about it than actually walk to the kitchen.

I'm planning on making some pasta in a creme fraiche & black pepper sauce with smoked salmon trimmings (88p!) and lemon juice.

What would Jesus do?
paul jones
10-01-2009, 04:20 AM
have a wank
Lex Diamonds
10-01-2009, 04:22 AM
Yeah I might do but I kinda want to save my seed for my ho? She should be here at like 3 and sex and blowjobs are more fun when you've got more love juice to bring to the table.

Maybe I should make another thread?
Lex Diamonds
10-01-2009, 04:24 AM
Reading this thread is making me hungrier, still too lazy to move as yet but I'll keep you updated.
Helvete
10-01-2009, 04:28 AM
Dammit! If it helps, I just ate chicken noodle soup. With a soda on the side.
Bob
10-01-2009, 04:29 AM
i'm hungry too but you don't see me posting about it
Lex Diamonds
10-01-2009, 04:36 AM
And it's exactly that kind of defeatist attitude that is stopping you from being "Bob: Lady Trap Extraordinaire".

Right now you're just "Bob: The Woody Allen of the Internet". But without the sex. I don't really know where I'm going with this but yeah, you're neurotic.
Adam
10-01-2009, 04:47 AM
pasta is good slow releasing energy - so you'd be better making pasta and trying to sleep than having a high fat or sugar snack (quick energy) than trying to sleep. Chances are you'll wake up refreshed and ready to go if you eat pasta is what I am saying.
Lex Diamonds
10-01-2009, 07:16 AM
I ate the pasta. Fuck the haters. I had a wank too. They were both fulfilling, creamy and well worth the effort.
jabumbo
10-01-2009, 11:41 AM
never eat pasta between 12 and 12


them is the rules
paul jones
10-01-2009, 12:20 PM
I wonder what would be a new word for a combination of having a wank and some pasta?

pank,wansta...
Guy Incognito
10-01-2009, 01:58 PM
I wonder what would be a new word for a combination of having a wank and some pasta?

pank,wansta...

spaghetti bollocknese?

pasta and sex - shagliatellie?
Bob
10-01-2009, 03:11 PM
And it's exactly that kind of defeatist attitude that is stopping you from being "Bob: Lady Trap Extraordinaire".

Right now you're just "Bob: The Woody Allen of the Internet". But without the sex. I don't really know where I'm going with this but yeah, you're neurotic.

and hungry :(