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DipDipDive
10-01-2009, 09:47 PM
You suck in general.
TurdBerglar
10-01-2009, 09:53 PM
i probably wouldn't talk to this guy
but
i doubt he gives a fuck what anyone has to say about him. and i respect that.
Kid Presentable
10-01-2009, 11:46 PM
Dude is cool for being himself. I can see why girls don't like it, though. Ironic then that he gets the girls.
cubsfirstplace
10-02-2009, 01:00 AM
na hes cool. mc moot on the other hand i can not stand.
Helvete
10-02-2009, 01:53 AM
Yeah, CYP you fucking suck in fucking general.
Guy Incognito
10-02-2009, 03:09 AM
i probably wouldn't talk to this guy
but
i doubt he gives a fuck what anyone has to say about him. and i respect that.
Dude is cool for being himself. I can see why girls don't like it, though. Ironic then that he gets the girls.
he's ok sometimes when he's not trying to be hard and cool ( he does this a lot). what actual proof do you have that he gets the girls and isnt just sad pathetic wanker who winds people up on the message board.
when it comes to talkin soccer he has proved to be a total bellend when actually i know he loves the game and has some knowledge but spends most of his time in those threads just winding people up which is a bit sad
DipDipDive
10-02-2009, 05:33 AM
I believe he gets the ladies. He, however, wouldn't have a prayer at touching *this* ass, even from several yards away with hundreds of interlocked bendy straws.
I don't think he's a bad guy. Just fucking boring...in an offensive kind of way.
RobMoney$
10-02-2009, 05:41 AM
So DipDipDive's crushing on CYP now?
Kid Presentable
10-02-2009, 05:50 AM
Pretty much.
He's confident, that's all. The internet doesn't like it.
Cool with me though.
Besides, anyone who jokingly calls me 'a douche' on here and then pm's me to confirm that it was only a joke isn't as bad as people may think.
Helvete
10-02-2009, 08:18 AM
Well then you are a fucking douche and don't expect a PM saying otherwise!
I'd have been suprised you'd even know how to pm on here.
Helvete
10-02-2009, 08:52 AM
I couldn't even class that as an insult or comeback, that was very weak.
That's exactly what a man of little retort would retort with.
Helvete
10-02-2009, 09:10 AM
You're boring me now, Mark.
Kid Presentable
10-02-2009, 09:12 AM
No mirrors?
You're boring me now, Mark.
Don't call me Mark. It spoils the ultra cool 'camo' character I've been honing on here :D
Helvete
10-02-2009, 09:33 AM
It'd take more than a name to even make you remotely cool. Lock yourself inside a chest freezer for a week then come back to me.
Nice. But honestly, please do teach me in the way of 'your perception of cool'.
Before you begin, shall I buy spray starch for my trousers now or wait until you've shown me how to achieve the perfect crease?
Dorothy Wood
10-02-2009, 10:05 AM
It'd take more than a name to even make you remotely cool. Lock yourself inside a chest freezer for a week then come back to me.
I don't want to get in the middle of things, but this made me LOL.
Helvete
10-02-2009, 10:07 AM
Starch is okay, but it's an easy mistake to burn it and you'll mess up your trousers. I have better things to do now then to actually iron creases into any of my clothing though.
I feel less cool for knowing that.
Helvete
10-02-2009, 10:15 AM
Haha, what has this thread even become?
Guy Incognito
10-02-2009, 10:22 AM
I believe he gets the ladies. He, however, wouldn't have a prayer at touching *this* ass, even from several yards away with hundreds of interlocked bendy straws.
I don't think he's a bad guy. Just fucking boring...in an offensive kind of way.
So DipDipDive's crushing on CYP now?
despite the fact that the interlocking straws thing made me laugh i think the lady doth protest too much
nodanaonlyzuul
10-02-2009, 12:16 PM
there's been several threads, but most recently the boobs one.
I echo DDD's thoughts.
It's just unfortunate to be reminded that people like him exist.
Freebasser
10-02-2009, 12:38 PM
This thread maked me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Echewta
10-02-2009, 12:59 PM
I thought that was me doing that?
Freebasser
10-02-2009, 01:00 PM
No, you make me all hot and sweaty on the outside ;)
mickill
10-02-2009, 01:22 PM
I don't think there's any need for us to get our creamers all in bunch here. I mean, who here isn't guilty of checking out a chick's dumper/dumpster from time to time, leading to thoughts of wanting to strum her banjo or pound her box and then talk about it on a message board? At least he balances things out by occasionally posting humble pictures of himself innocently "raping" dudes on the pitch and sharing tips on how to get the aroma of stank vag off your hands.
Let's not be judgmental here. He's no more offensive than a Fern or a Turd or a Paul Jones, all of whom have contributed literally gazillions of their enlightening thoughts throughout the years.
Freebasser
10-02-2009, 01:27 PM
Now I'm really getting HOT.
Audio.
10-02-2009, 01:34 PM
I believe in checkyourprez.
b i o n i c
10-02-2009, 01:41 PM
creamers, man.. creamers(y)
MC Moot
10-02-2009, 01:51 PM
This thread get's a 2 minute minor for hacking...
Guy Incognito
10-02-2009, 02:19 PM
I don't think there's any need for us to get our creamers all in bunch here.
Let's not be judgmental here. He's no more offensive than a Fern or a Turd or a Paul Jones, all of whom have contributed literally gazillions of their enlightening thoughts throughout the years.
dont milk the creamers thing dude.
plus, i cant believe your lumping turd or pj with the other two. turd's a bit aggro sometimes but not offensive and PJ is rude but never threatening. jus sayin
This thread get's a 2 minute minor for hacking...
:confused:
MC Moot
10-02-2009, 02:54 PM
:confused:
1. Hacking: (ice hockey) To strike an opponent's leg with one's hockey stick.
He's going to the penalty box after hacking the defender in front of the goal.
Echewta
10-02-2009, 03:33 PM
I don't believe hacking is a penalty call in hockey. Its called slashing.
mickill
10-02-2009, 03:33 PM
checkyourprez is no more offensive to me than a Guy Incognito or an MC Moot. Creamers creamers creamers.
Echewta
10-02-2009, 03:39 PM
I sure could go for some soup right now.
MC Moot
10-02-2009, 03:41 PM
I don't believe hacking is a penalty call in hockey. Its called slashing.
true,true...it's a slash if it's called it's a hack if not...
Helvete
10-02-2009, 03:43 PM
I sure could go for some soup right now.
What flavour? I have some tomato soup I may eat.
MC Moot
10-02-2009, 03:45 PM
mmmmm soup...if i could any type of soup right now it'd be lobster bisque...and if wishes were horses then beggars would ride...
mickill
10-02-2009, 04:10 PM
I could go for some chowder.
And it would be even more ideal if said chowder could be dispensed from the bosom of a chick with a nice crap hatch and a clean snake pit.
Echewta
10-02-2009, 05:39 PM
I'm going to have a cup of "MicKill Is Trying To Prove A Point" soup.
mickill
10-02-2009, 05:51 PM
That's not even a real soup.
I could go for some chowder.
And it would be even more ideal if said chowder could be dispensed from the bosom of a chick with a nice crap hatch and a clean snake pit.
snake pit? that's filthy. i call it a crotch mouth
Echewta
10-02-2009, 06:24 PM
I'm taking over this thread. No soup for you.
yeahwho
10-02-2009, 06:25 PM
I could go for some chowder.
And it would be even more ideal if said chowder could be dispensed from the bosom of a chick with a nice crap hatch and a clean snake pit.
You are a hopeless romantic.
mickill
10-02-2009, 06:54 PM
snake pit? that's filthy. i call it a crotch mouth
You're just being disgusting now, Bob. That's no way to talk about a girl's catcher's mitt. Have some respect. I mean, human life pours forth from that hole. Precious babies germinate in a woman's ovaries for nearly a year, and the woman has to let a doctor pull it out of her just so a man will have a son to carry on his legacy and bear his name. If it weren't for the woman's beautiful snake pit, there would be no gift of life. Grow up, Bob.
yeahwho
10-02-2009, 07:11 PM
you had me at nice crap hatch
cosmo105
10-02-2009, 09:31 PM
I'm perioding all over this thread. PERIOD PERIOD PERIOD
i also call it a menses spout
Guy Incognito
10-03-2009, 09:23 AM
no idea what you are all smokin across the pond but you need to lay off it.
mickill, really have no idea what you are on about - i was only making a poor joke when i said dont milk the creamers
but seeing as this thread lost all sense about four years ago. In the words of duncan bannatyne - "i'm out"
It's a shame for CYP cuz, from the pics I've seen, DDD has a nice turd cutter. Gives me a rusty zipper due to constant dew on the tip of my morning glory.
Randetica
10-03-2009, 07:01 PM
he seems to be a very unpleasant person and im glad i never agree with him on anything (y)
checkyourprez
10-04-2009, 12:07 AM
a thread dedicated to me, how exciting!
im happy that i could bring the term creamers into your lifes.
i was playing dead rising recently and one of the items you can pick up is a "coffee creamer" and i just kind of laugh every time i see it so thanks for that
hpdrifter
10-05-2009, 11:43 AM
Fern is worse but it's sort of like trying to choose between Folgers and Sanka. It's kind of a toss up.
Anyway, chest bumps to DDD and dana.
*Counts the days until these alpha male frat boy posers embrace their obvious latent homosexuality.*
Guy Incognito
10-05-2009, 02:13 PM
*Counts the days until these alpha male frat boy posers embrace their obvious latent homosexuality.*
i know i said that i was out of this thread but that deserves an "ouch"(y)
Randetica
10-05-2009, 04:22 PM
Fern is worse but it's sort of like trying to choose between Folgers and Sanka. It's kind of a toss up.
fern is a low life
cyp is just an unpleasant asshole
checkyourprez
10-05-2009, 06:05 PM
Fern is worse but it's sort of like trying to choose between Folgers and Sanka. It's kind of a toss up.
Anyway, chest bumps to DDD and dana.
*Counts the days until these alpha male frat boy posers embrace their obvious latent homosexuality.*
o im all about heterosexual homosexuality. showering with the fellas after soccer was some of the best times i had at college.
if you cant show your cock off to a bunch of guys in good nature than theres something wrong with you!
buuut for real, i dont feel a need to talk ill of anyone on this board. i dont agree with everyone about things but hey everyone is there own person i feel. the fact that some people need to make themselves feel better by trying to put down someone who reminds you of somebody you think i am, and who i highly doubt you would talk to like this in real life, then thats all good. make yourself feel better on my internet dime.
hpdrifter
10-05-2009, 07:01 PM
"You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman."
Meg Ryan - When Harry Met Sally
I mean, I highly doubt I would talk to you in any way in real life, we simply wouldn't have anything to talk about.
It's not really about making myself feel better. We're so different it wouldn't really make sense. If I wanted to make myself feel better by putting someone else down there would have to be some basis for comparison to make it even plausible, to give it some traction. Maybe if I were to put BA01 down or Dorothy Wood or nata or DDD I would see your point. Anyway, I wasn't trying to call you out, just making a comment.
checkyourprez
10-05-2009, 08:32 PM
"You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman."
Meg Ryan - When Harry Met Sally
I mean, I highly doubt I would talk to you in any way in real life, we simply wouldn't have anything to talk about.
It's not really about making myself feel better. We're so different it wouldn't really make sense. If I wanted to make myself feel better by putting someone else down there would have to be some basis for comparison to make it even plausible, to give it some traction. Maybe if I were to put BA01 down or Dorothy Wood or nata or DDD I would see your point. Anyway, I wasn't trying to call you out, just making a comment.
that last paragraph makes no sense to me.
and your "just making a comment" was one of your several attempts at a call out. i dont care to respond because its a petty attempt to belittle me because you don't like "guys like me" in your real life. when in reality you have no idea what kind of guy i am. admittedly im a bit of an asshole, but its all fun and games.
cause on the real, unfadeable, so please dont try to fade this.
DipDipDive
10-05-2009, 08:55 PM
i dont care to respond...
lolz
checkyourprez
10-05-2009, 09:05 PM
lolz
o ddd.
i dont care to respond with childish mudslinging.
theres a difference between defending oneself from slander and stooping to levels of immaturity through mudslinging.
(im plenty immature, but not in the name calling sense)
Audio.
10-05-2009, 10:58 PM
THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN. (n)
Guy Incognito
10-06-2009, 03:37 AM
see i think some of your last posts highlight the problem, well my problem with you. its like in the soccer threads. when you get past all the bullshit and the wind ups, you actually have some good points and opinions.
i thought you actually defended yourself in this thread relatively articulately so its frustrating for people when you start being cocky and "controversial" and offensive to just wind people up when actually, somewhere in there is a good bloke that can have a good adult conversation.
please dont defend that with "its the internet" cos thats a cop out.
jus my opinion - i'm not hatin or being aggressive, just giving constructive and i dont expect many people who have already posted to agree with me.
Kid Presentable
10-06-2009, 05:19 AM
People on here are just intolerant.
jabumbo
10-06-2009, 08:06 AM
not to say either is worth much of anything....sanka is in no comparable to folgers
please retract that statement, as i am offended by it
mickill
10-06-2009, 01:14 PM
I think it would have been a better look if cyp just didn't reply at all.
For the record, I have no problem with him; I just like making fun of people in general. Just keepin this shit 1hunnid.
Guy Incognito
10-06-2009, 02:25 PM
I think it would have been a better look if cyp just didn't reply at all.
well i think after its rolled on for three pages and from some of the shit thats been said i think it would have been hard not to reply.
I just like making fun of people
hadnt noticed:rolleyes:
He's no more offensive than a Fern or a Turd or a Paul Jones,
or better yet freetibet or valvano.
jabumbo
10-06-2009, 05:59 PM
are you saying you are against freeing tibet?
what are you? some kind of communist?
checkyourprez
10-07-2009, 01:17 AM
I don't think there's any need for us to get our creamers all in bunch here. I mean, who here isn't guilty of checking out a chick's dumper/dumpster from time to time, leading to thoughts of wanting to strum her banjo or pound her box and then talk about it on a message board? At least he balances things out by occasionally posting humble pictures of himself innocently "raping" dudes on the pitch and sharing tips on how to get the aroma of stank vag off your hands.
Let's not be judgmental here. He's no more offensive than a Fern or a Turd or a Paul Jones, all of whom have contributed literally gazillions of their enlightening thoughts throughout the years.
did all those terms just stick with you? pretty impressive if so.
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