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ericlee
10-06-2009, 07:49 PM
So I'm standing my post and here comes this lady waking her 2 huge greyhounds and talking on her cellphone like she always does.

She starts to cross the street and one of her dogs just stops and starts taking a huge shit right in the middle of the road.

Here comes some yuppie guy in a Jaguar- he stops and waits for the dog to finish its dump.

Once it's done shitting, the lady takes her own sweet time, blabbing on her cellphone and she reaches to grab her poop bag and the guy lays on the horn.

The lady gets pissed and says, "can you honk louder!! I can't hear you, asshole!!"

The guy then opens his door and yells, "even by New York standards, you're an idiot!!"

She finishes cleaning the huge pile of shit and the guy takes off.

That's all, it was just fucking funny to see.
mathcart
10-06-2009, 07:52 PM
Bullshit- if she was a native she would of flung that poo...
ericlee
10-06-2009, 07:55 PM
Bullshit- if she was a native she would of flung that poo...

She is a native as in everytime I see her she's buried in her mobile and oblivious to the world which means she didn't have a free hand to fling the poo.
Bob
10-06-2009, 08:26 PM
hey, at least she cleaned up
paul jones
10-06-2009, 08:58 PM
I suppose it would be tricky to fling whilst holding the phone and also the lead for the dogs.I can't imagine how she manages to eat a hot dog as well or checking her hair and make up in a store window
Ty Webb
10-07-2009, 12:29 AM
Once when I was at the dog park with my friend, he was rappin to this girl and some dude walked up to him and said "you'tr dog just took a shit over there. You really need to clean that up." So my friend goes to get a bag, and the dude starts talking to the girl. I was like cockblock like whaaaaat!
TurdBerglar
10-07-2009, 12:37 AM
haha
Ty Webb
10-07-2009, 12:40 AM
it was genius because the girl associated my friend with touching dogshit.
TurdBerglar
10-07-2009, 12:41 AM
that is genius!
Ty Webb
10-07-2009, 01:00 AM
hahah i just read your username. it has the word turd in it and we're discussing dogturds.
Ty Webb
10-07-2009, 01:00 AM
turd is word.
paul jones
10-08-2009, 03:12 AM
I want to see a movie about TY meeting Turd and talking about dogshit.

No more fucking super hero movies Hollywood,this is the future of cinema