girs girls girls -a rant (turd version)

[TurdBerglar]

first off - this isn't directed to most of the females here. most of the females here are cool shit and not at all like typical girls. im sure you ladies must realize this about yourselves. most of the females here do not represent reality at all.

so here i go


i've always noticed that is seems like most females are just generally uninterested in things. they just seem to have a lack of curiosity and just aren't inquisitive. they have no desire for learning things just because. you never meet a female that is a buff of something(history buff, etc). they don't seem to have hobbies or things that they enjoy doing. they just don't seem to be passionate about anything other than themselves. all this makes them fairly boring and useless in my book. they're just a pretty face. i just don't get it. is it a generational thing? older ladies seem to have hobbies and stuff. hobbies and interests that i wouldn't never do, but hobbies and interests nonetheless. since they have hobbies and interests there's an enjoyable reason to talk to them just for the sake of conversation.

guys always have interests and hobbies. in every group of guys there's the car guy, the sports guy, the computer guy, the movie guy, the music guy and so on. these guy are experts or near experts in atleast one thing if not many things. there's even that one guy that's an expert in something that's entirely feminine. like teapots or some shit. this is all because they're just passionate about something and use their curiosity and inquisitive nature to learn as much as they can about this subject that they are passionate about. why does this seem to evade females?

they try to talk to you and it's like about their fucking shoelaces...
or some bitch they hate


why can't they talk to you about the fucking interesting shit??? because they're not interesting in anything! why!

[paul jones]

I thought this was Motley Crue thread:(

[b i o n i c]

if you're referring to women off the board and while i generally agree with you, it might women you're hanging with.
you need to meet smarter girls

[insertnamehere]

i have noticed this as well. im not really sure what most normal 20-something year old girls do in their free time. my roommates watch a lot of tv. this is all im aware of.

i waste a lot of time dicking around on the internet but its not for lacking of trying to do fun stuff. its just hard to find cooperative parties.

im not an expert on any one thing but i know a little about a lot. hopefully you do not think i am dull for my lack of expertise on any one subject.

anyway turd, i know you love me.

[Adam]

This is partly to do with the Y Chromosome. Which as we all know is a deformed X but because of that missing bit it almost makes most males autistic in the sense they'll obsess into something. Women on the other hand can handle a lot more shit and take more stuff on because the have the capacity to do that.

I read a book once - ages ago and can't remember all the whys, ifs and buts. Or even the what the book was called but it was kinda cool. And the science might be out of date now even. Plus you spelled girls wrong in ya thread title.

[ET]

You need to hang around new girls. Although I have to admit that the majority of girls I know don't really have a hobby or something that makes them stand out... until you really get to know them. Some are embarrassed about their interests like crime dramas or real life serial killers, for example. It's not really the first thing you're going to admit to a guy you just met. Or it could even be something as simple as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or buying shit on eBay.

Maybe I just know a lot of extroverted people.

[insertnamehere]

whenever i get really passionate into talking about something people seem to not care at all. i was getting into a really heated discussion one night about microsoft changing the word default from 12pt times new roman single spaced to 11pt calibri 1.5 spaced, the ramifications, and my preference for san serif fonts

a little bit into this, the person i was talking that had been discussing it with me said, you know what? i dont care

:(

[nodanaonlyzuul]

i've always noticed that is seems like most females are just generally uninterested in things. they just seem to have a lack of curiosity and just aren't inquisitive. ... they don't seem to have hobbies or things that they enjoy doing. they just don't seem to be passionate about anything other than themselves.

I've noticed this as well. That, or they are not passionate about anything other than securing a husband and making babies with them. Even at a young age.

But that's all they concern themselves with.

It's sad, really.

[Randetica]

i like go shopping and play with barbie dolls, what else is there to the world?


oh yeah, reading turd's posts (no homo)

[hpdrifter]

I call bullshit.

I know plenty of guys who seem to have no discernable interests aside from weed, drinking and TV. Some branch out to include chicks.

All of my girlfriends have interests and hobbies. They play soccer, mountain bike, rock climb, have careers, discuss what they learn in their classes, read books.

I know maybe one girl like the one being described here and I see her super rarely.

[Guy Incognito]

have you ever thought that these girls might just talk about boring shit and appear uninteresting so that you will leave them the fuck alone?


EDIT: just read that back, looks a lot harsher than i meant - i mean if they arent interesting or give that impression then mabe as other people have said you need to meet more girls

[TurdBerglar]

I call bullshit.

I know plenty of guys who seem to have no discernable interests aside from weed, drinking and TV. Some branch out to include chicks.

All of my girlfriends have interests and hobbies. They play soccer, mountain bike, rock climb, have careers, discuss what they learn in their classes, read books.

I know maybe one girl like the one being described here and I see her super rarely.

i can understand and accept that your friends are interested in shit because it seems like you as well is interested in shit. since you're interersted in shit you look to make friends that are interesting as well. but when you look at the rest of the females you come across in your daily life, are they as interesting as you and your friends?

[insertnamehere]

i am the most interesting person you will ever. fucking. meet.

[checkyourprez]

girls like mindless shit like jon and kate plus 8 and the hills.


i think thats why i just bang them. im always searching for a compatible one, but alas nothing is worth my time (more than a couple hours anyway).

[TurdBerglar]

and this is what happens.

girls think guys are dicks because all they're interested in is pussy.

that's not the case. that's just all a lot of girls have to offer...

and the interesting girls are always batshit nuts. while the girls that are sane and reasonable have no fucking personality.

[Dorothy Wood]

and this is what happens.

girls think guys are dicks because all they're interested in is pussy.

that's not the case. that's just all a lot of girls have to offer...

and the interesting girls are always batshit nuts. while the girls that are sane and reasonable have no fucking personality.


I really don't think this is true across the board. I mean, I know that there are some daft bitches floating around out there, but I don't believe it's the norm.

I know a lot of sane girls with good personalities. I know some sane girls that are pretty dull too I guess, but they're generally pleasant people.

I think maybe you guys just need to get out more or something.

[checkyourprez]

its tough to find da cool and da hotness on a chick.

usually its a hot chick who knows it and is a beeotch.


or you get a cool chick whos more the friend type.

[TurdBerglar]

I really don't think this is true across the board. I mean, I know that there are some daft bitches floating around out there, but I don't believe it's the norm.

I know a lot of sane girls with good personalities. I know some sane girls that are pretty dull too I guess, but they're generally pleasant people.

I think maybe you guys just need to get out more or something.

or maybe girls just keep their mouths shut around guys fearing that they're gonna appear like dorks or geeks or just plain unfemanine and lose the interest of guys.


would you say that girls don't let other girls be themselves? girls seem to get shunned a lot more easily by their peers of the same sex compared to guys and they just don't get a fair chance to develop their own personalities?

[Dorothy Wood]

its tough to find da cool and da hotness on a chick.

usually its a hot chick who knows it and is a beeotch.


or you get a cool chick whos more the friend type.

or maybe girls just keep their mouths shut around guys fearing that they're gonna appear like dorks or geeks or just plain unfemanine and lose the interest of guys.


would you say that girls don't let other girls be themselves? girls seem to get shunned a lot more easily by their peers of the same sex compared to guys and they just don't get a fair chance to develop their own personalities?


ehhh, see, I know some beautiful girls who are also cool. maybe the beautiful cool chicks just aren't that into you guys for whatever reason?

I wish I could put pictures of my girl friends who are cool and beautiful...hmm....lemme look for some vague ones.

here's one that maybe turd would like: http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs142.snc1/5251_109234524230_804434230_2063941_781572_n.jpg

and...uh, I don't know if I have any that cyp would like. these? http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2601/237/114/520148748/n520148748_1512350_435155.jpg


I don't know, I'm just saying that maybe you guys should do some traveling or something, get out of whatever town you live in and go somewhere more fun. ?

[checkyourprez]

ehhh, see, I know some beautiful girls who are also cool. maybe the beautiful cool chicks just aren't that into you guys for whatever reason?

I wish I could put pictures of my girl friends who are cool and beautiful...hmm....lemme look for some vague ones.

here's one that maybe turd would like: http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs142.snc1/5251_109234524230_804434230_2063941_781572_n.jpg

and...uh, I don't know if I have any that cyp would like. these? http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2601/237/114/520148748/n520148748_1512350_435155.jpg



I don't know, I'm just saying that maybe you guys should do some traveling or something, get out of whatever town you live in and go somewhere more fun. ?

interesting.

the problem with me is im attracted to whoures. but they are not someone i want to date or marry.

your friends do not look like whoures, and actually look like something akin to what im looking for long term.

[TurdBerglar]

im not talking about them being into me or me being into them. im just talking about interacting with them in a social situation. im not concered about their looks in this instance or potential girlfriend material. it's just like you're in the presense of a female like at work or school and they try to talk or you hear them in the background talking and you're just like...SHUTUP CHIRST SHUTUP!!! SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP!!!

[insertnamehere]

i always get people thinking im super great in that "just a friend" kind of way

every time i think that i need to stop being so awesome, and be a lot whinier and less fun

it seems to work for most of the chicks i know

[Dorothy Wood]

interesting.

the problem with me is im attracted to whoures. but they are not someone i want to date or marry.

your friends do not look like whoures, and actually look like something akin to what im looking for long term.

yeah, I don't think I know any whoures.

im not talking about them being into me or me being into them. im just talking about interacting with them in a social situation. im not concered about their looks in this instance or potential girlfriend material. it's just like you're in the presense of a female like at work or school and they try to talk or you hear them in the background talking and you're just like...SHUTUP CHIRST SHUTUP!!! SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP!!!

oh, I know what you mean. just the other day I had a meeting for this organization I belong to and there are some new chicks in it that I really can't stand. two of them were in the bathroom before everyone left and I had to pee, so I had to wait and listen to them talking to eachother while they were in the stalls. they were just fucking going on and on and on about some stupid fucking bullshit. talking sooo loud. and when they came out, they didn't even look at me. I went in to a stall to pee, and then my bro came in and shut off the light while I was washing my hands and I was like, "hey!" and he was like "oh! those girls said nobody was left! sorry!" and I walk upstairs and they're still clucking and he was like, "you guys, [dorothy] was down there!" and they were like, "omg, we were so busy talking we didn't even notice! sorrry!" and continued with their inane conversation.

I wanted to punch them so hard.

[TurdBerglar]

another thing

it seems most people let females get away with shit. it seems that they are not held to the same level of expectations that males are held to. i don't do this at all. i hold them to the same level of expectations i hold guys to. i grew up in a matriarchal family. and the friends of my family were matriarchal as well. i think i just grew up in situations where the females were on the same level of earned and deserved respect, if not moreso, than the males. girls just seem to actively limit themselves because most people aren't concerned about that kinda shit from females so they can get away with it.

all in all i just think females are encouraged to be dull and no one sees it because it's become the norm.

[TurdBerglar]

oh, I know what you mean. just the other day I had a meeting for this organization I belong to and there are some new chicks in it that I really can't stand. two of them were in the bathroom before everyone left and I had to pee, so I had to wait and listen to them talking to eachother while they were in the stalls. they were just fucking going on and on and on about some stupid fucking bullshit. talking sooo loud. and when they came out, they didn't even look at me. I went in to a stall to pee, and then my bro came in and shut off the light while I was washing my hands and I was like, "hey!" and he was like "oh! those girls said nobody was left! sorry!" and I walk upstairs and they're still clucking and he was like, "you guys, [dorothy] was down there!" and they were like, "omg, we were so busy talking we didn't even notice! sorrry!" and continued with their inane conversation.

I wanted to punch them so hard.

that's the typical girl though....

guys talk about dumb shit too. i know i do. i'll have a half hour conversation about shitting. but there's still a point to it! to make your friends laugh! \

girls will go on and on about something and you're waiting for the point of what she's telling you. but there never is point! she's just yapping! there's like no joke. no interesing tid bits. no usefull information. no humorous anecdote. they're just telling you what they did the day before.

all like...

well i got home then i did the laundry. but omg! that bitch left her wet clothes in the machine! omg i hate her! then i made dinner. it was pasta. but i didn't like the sauce so i had to throw it away.

and so on and so forth. and you're just sitting there. waiting. waiting of the point of why she's telling you all this shit. BUT THE POINT NEVER COMES.

[Dorothy Wood]

i always get people thinking im super great in that "just a friend" kind of way

every time i think that i need to stop being so awesome, and be a lot whinier and less fun

it seems to work for most of the chicks i know


well, this sort of thing changes as you get older. however, I know that when I started dressing more feminine (around age 24/25) I got more attention from men than when I wore baggy clothes.

I dunno, I struggle with the fact that my current boy didn't show romantic interest in me before. sometimes you just have to shake them I guess.

[ms.peachy]

Sometimes you people freak me right out. I don't know any women like the ones described by either turd here or the ones in monkey's thread, and if I've encountered any - I guess odds are somewhere along the way I must have - they've been so insignificant as to not be memorable. All my life I have known females who are cool, witty, smart, fun, dependable, thoughtful, and engaging. Maybe part of it is you find what you set out to look for - I don't expect the females I meet to be catty boring bitches so I don't see that in them to begin with. Dunno. All I can say is I don't recognise these stereotypes that I'm reading about here. It's like a whole other world (and from the sounds of it a pretty crappy one, to be honest.)

[TurdBerglar]

i think it's a generational thing

[Dorothy Wood]

another thing

it seems most people let females get away with shit. it seems that they are not held to the same level of expectations that males are held to. i don't do this at all. i hold them to the same level of expectations i hold guys to. i grew up in a matriarchal family. and the friends of my family were matriarchal as well. i think i just grew up in situations where the females were on the same level of earned and deserved respect, if not moreso, than the males. girls just seem to actively limit themselves because most people aren't concerned about that kinda shit from females so they can get away with it.

all in all i just think females are encouraged to be dull and no one sees it because it's become the norm.

hmm, I haven't really experienced this. at work I'm the boss of 3 men. I'll occasionally work with women when I need someone to fill in from another store, and without fail, the women are better workers. more efficient, more attentive to detail, etc. sometimes with the guys, it's like I'm babysitting. but the chicks at my work are especially handy and clever I guess. I might need a man to loosen a drill bit for me every now and again (I have tendonitis), but I'm the fucking queen of practicality at that place.


that's the typical girl though....

guys talk about dumb shit too. i know i do. i'll have a half hour conversation about shitting. but there's still a point to it! to make your friends laugh! \

girls will go on and on about something and you're waiting for the point of what she's telling you. but there never is point! she's just yapping! there's like no joke. no interesing tid bits. no usefull information. no humorous anecdote. they're just telling you what they did the day before.

all like...

well i got them then i did the laundry. but omg! that bitch left her wet clothes in the machine! omg i hate her! then i made dinner. it was pasta. but i didn't like the sauce so i had to throw it away.

and so on and so forth. and you're just sitting there. waiting. waiting of the point of why she's telling you all this shit. BUT THE POINT NEVER COMES.

lol, yup. my roommates are like that. they're constantly talking, and I'm like, "uh huh, uh huh", the whole time thinking, "jesus christ, I don't care!"

I won't say that I can't get like that though. it's just less often than most. I hope. when I start yammering about nothing in particular, my dude says to me, "wow, that's a great story, it had something for everyone." or "I'm sorry, I stopped listening to you like 5 minutes ago." and I don't get mad, because, yeah, what I was saying was pretty fucking boring. he talks about boring stuff too sometimes, and I throw it right back at him.

maybe you need to just say stuff like that to girls, and the ones who don't get upset are the good ones.

[TurdBerglar]

i think guys have a hard time working for a female boss because guys need someone to be intimidated by for motivation.


guys need to feel as if the boss would kick their ass verbally and/or physically if he/she had the chance.

[Dorothy Wood]

Sometimes you people freak me right out. I don't know any women like the ones described by either turd here or the ones in monkey's thread, and if I've encountered any - I guess odds are somewhere along the way I must have - they've been so insignificant as to not be memorable. All my life I have known females who are cool, witty, smart, fun, dependable, thoughtful, and engaging. Maybe part of it is you find what you set out to look for - I don't expect the females I meet to be catty boring bitches so I don't see that in them to begin with. Dunno. All I can say is I don't recognise these stereotypes that I'm reading about here. It's like a whole other world (and from the sounds of it a pretty crappy one, to be honest.)

I don't interact with these stereotypes on a regular basis either, but I do know they exist. I think you (and me, somewhat) are in a different social setting/group than the ones exhibited in these threads.

I know for sure that my mother has always had difficulty making friends with women because some are boring and catty. She's always worked in the beauty industry and retail, which is rife with superficiality. She literally has no close female friends (besides me, ha). Her best friends are her husband and her brothers. She's exceptionally beautiful, so women get jealous. When I was a kid, I stopped being allowed to hang out with a friend because her mother didn't like the fact that her husband was attracted to my mom. In fact, none of my friend's mothers growing up liked my mom. They were all awful anyway.

She also doesn't kiss people's asses. AND, she's always been a bit chubby, so she never fit in with the snobby skinny girls who thought they were hot shit.

Also also, she's super practical and a hard worker and makes slackers look bad. So women she worked with were always trying to be sneaky and undermine her and tried to trip her up.

And it's not like she goes on and on about this stuff, she's always been a bit bewildered and sad about why it even happens. and it's really fucked up her self-esteem. She's really one of the most genuine and sincere people I know, and it pains me that she hasn't been able to find any awesome ladies to be friends with.

I mean, look at her: http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs103.snc1/4765_221030870502_505710502_7535239_2807751_n.jpg

she's absolutely darling. 54 years old, and precious as can be.

[Dorothy Wood]

i think guys have a hard time working for a female boss because guys need someone to be intimidated by for motivation.


guys need to feel as if the boss would kick their ass verbally and/or physically if he/she had the chance.


ha! in my opinion, it's a sign of weakness that anyone would need to be motivated by another person to do a good job.

my problem is that one of my employees is also my best male friend. so even if I scream at him, he knows I'll still love him no matter what he does. if we weren't friends, I probably would've fired him months ago. the fact of the matter is, even at his worse, he's still better than some of the idiots I've worked with.

the other guys are alright. they're my friends too though. sometimes we get to talking about bikes and looking up stuff on the internet too much. and I have to be like, "god damn it! we need to get to work!"

I'm just saying, with the ladies, they just do the work. we chat all day and stuff, but we're working at the same time....except for the times when maybe we decide it's important to look stuff up on the internet. :o

[TurdBerglar]

a lot guys will only bust thier ass if they feel they're gonna get rewarded for it. if they feel they can get by with just doing the bare minimum they're gonna do exactly that.

[Dorothy Wood]

a lot guys will only bust thier ass if they feel they're gonna get rewarded for it. if they feel they can get by with just doing the bare minimum they're gonna do exactly that.

I don't think it's just guys, I'd say that's true of most people regardless of gender.

I'm not saying my lil pups don't make me proud every now and again. I get the "did you see what we did?" sometimes when they accomplish a self-motivated project.

and they totally fear my wrath, dude. when I'm pissed about something somebody did, I say, "fix this, I don't care how or how inconvenient it is for you, it's your problem. I'm not your mother". and they fix it.

and also, they'd rather I be in a good mood so we can joke around all day instead of me being pissed and silent.

[TurdBerglar]

well everyone likes to be rewarded but i think guys don't care as much about actually accomplishing something as much as females do. guys care more about the reward rather than the accomplishment unless teh accomplishment benefits them directly. guys are kinda selfish like that i guess.

[Dorothy Wood]

well everyone likes to be rewarded but i think guys don't care as much about actually accomplishing something as much as females do. guys care more about the reward rather than the accomplishment unless teh accomplishment benefits them directly. guys are kinda selfish like that i guess.


and to me, that seems incredibly weak.

[Adam]

so who won? Men or Women?

[Bob]

well everyone likes to be rewarded but i think guys don't care as much about actually accomplishing something as much as females do. guys care more about the reward rather than the accomplishment unless teh accomplishment benefits them directly. guys are kinda selfish like that i guess.

i'd like to see the raw data

[paul jones]

so who won? Men or Women?

Letterman

[ms.peachy]

well everyone likes to be rewarded but i think guys don't care as much about actually accomplishing something as much as females do. guys care more about the reward rather than the accomplishment unless teh accomplishment benefits them directly. guys are kinda selfish like that i guess.

My observations in life do not support this. I think the majority of men care about accomplishments a great deal. Otherwise they would not spend so much time trying to get to the next level on video games, surely.

[TurdBerglar]

well that stuff is fun. the enjoyment is the reward.

[hpdrifter]

Too many comments. Head will explode.

All I'm gonna say is that you find what you're looking for in life. If what you expect of girls in general is that they're going to be dull and dimwitted you're going to notice that more often than not and you'll miss the cool chicks that you probably also encounter on a day-to-day basis. You're too busy getting angry and expending energy about the dimwitted ones that you don't even notice the cool ones and therefore assume that they either don't exist or are few and far between.

Sort of like those days when you feel like you hit all the red lights. You probably don't hit any more or fewer red lights than normal but you're in a hurry so you notice them more.

[Nuzzolese]

I often find younger women to be more interested in things out there in the world than the women I meet who are in their 30s - 40s. The older women always have the most boring (in my opinion) conversations about their sisters and their kids' teachers and where they buy their ground beef and how much they spent at Target. Then when the women get into their 50s and older, they get interesting again.

[jennyb]

I thought this was Motley Crue thread:(

<3

[russhie]

girls like mindless shit like jon and kate plus 8 and the hills.


i think thats why i just bang them. im always searching for a compatible one, but alas nothing is worth my time (more than a couple hours anyway).


Like you come across as anything more than one dimensional? "Beer, sports, chicks!"

Seriously.

[checkyourprez]

Like you come across as anything more than one dimensional? "Beer, sports, chicks!"

Seriously.


dont make me laugh.

[Bob]

Like you come across as anything more than one dimensional? "Beer, sports, chicks!"

Seriously.

that's three dimensions

[paul jones]

I am the fucking grand master at making scrambled eggs

[Bob]

I am the fucking grand master at making scrambled eggs

what's your secret? i like scrambled eggs, but i don't LOVE them, i'd like to push it over the top to be quite honest

[paul jones]

what's your secret? i like scrambled eggs, but i don't LOVE them, i'd like to push it over the top to be quite honest

I can't reveal the secret formula in case that dribbling goon Jamie fucking Oliver nicks it and starts up a scrambled egg resturaunt or something

[Bob]

what the hell man, i thought we were friends

[paul jones]

what the hell man, i thought we were friends

EGGS x 2
splash of milk
bit of butter

wisk with a fork in a glass thing with those measurements on the side

pop it in the microwave on full heat for 4 minutes

when microwave pings, take out and plop it on your toast or at the side of whatever else you're having