Is the junk drawer international?

[MC Moot]

Do we all have a junk drawer?.... and is it in your kitchen?…what’s in it?

Take out flyers
Stove fuses
Chopsticks
Rubber bands
Matches
Packets of take out sauces
Pens
Napkins from take out
Paper clips
Bottle openers
Candles
Flashlight
Tacks
Valve adapters
Unidentified keys

[hpdrifter]

Yes, with all the same stuff in it. My husband tries to keep it under control but it has a mind of its own.

[MC Moot]

I think the Gnomes add to it by night,while we sleep...Wanna bet some of that ketchup has expired?...or that some of it is from places you've never patronized?

:D

[Helvete]

Boot polish brushes
Boot polish
Puncture repair kit
Alcohol gel
Bike chain oil
Spoon
Batteries
Sunglasses
Phone/Camera chargers
Tape measure
Athlete's foot cream
Medicine

[MC Moot]

Boot polish brushes
Boot polish
Puncture repair kit
Alcohol gel
Bike chain oil
Spoon
Batteries
Sunglasses
Phone/Camera chargers
Tape measure
Athlete's foot cream
Medicine

Top notch...I forgot polish/brush...and a shoe horn I've never used...also boot and shoe laces...none of which match...and bit's of string I've thought may come in handy and twist ties...

[Helvete]

It's actually more of a cupboard I have under my computer. 4 shelves of absolute junk and randomness. Some of it is actually useful (I do polish my boots everyday) but mostly it's shit I can't be bothered to put away in a proper place.

[MC Moot]

^We regret to inform you that under laws pertaining to the "International Junk Drawer Federation Proclomation" your makeshift cupboard fails to qualify as a regonized junk sanctuary...this being due to the fact that it’s location is outside the parameters of your kitchen…we wish you all the best with your future junk drawer endeavors and are willing to reconsider your status should you also cook on a hotplate in the same room...

[Guy Incognito]

the junk drawer has spread to the junk cupboard in the kitchen to the junk cupboard under the stairs in our house.

[hpdrifter]

coupons we never intend to use
random business cards

[Guy Incognito]

birthday cake candles

[MC Moot]

warranty's,receipts,deck of unopened playing cards...

[Helvete]

^We regret to inform you that under laws pertaining to the "International Junk Drawer Federation Proclomation" your makeshift cupboard fails to qualify as a regonized junk sanctuary...this being due to the fact that it’s location is outside the parameters of your kitchen…we wish you all the best with your future junk drawer endeavors and are willing to reconsider your status should you also cook on a hotplate in the same room...

Woah, woah. I may have a dedicated kitchen, but only one personal living area. It's my bedroom, lounge, store room and bathroom. Don't make me provide pictorial evidence!

[rirv]

Michael McIntyre on the man draw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4xxqVzlSeE) (from 1:30).

[MC Moot]

Don't make me provide pictorial evidence!

Is that a goddamned jelly donut I see in your footlocker Pvt. Pyle!?...

[TAL]

I don't have one.

[MC Moot]

I don't have one.

This is totally in keeping with your personality and your monogrammed long johns...(y)

[NicRN77]

I have one but there's not much in it

take out menus
cat brush
cat claw trimmer
extra house and car keys
pens
batteries
flashlights

[TAL]

This is totally in keeping with...your monogrammed long johns...(y)

I don't have any.

[MC Moot]

I don't have any.

Stop shattering my illusions...:mad:

[Caribou]

My parents have several junk drawers in their house, but I don't have any. Mainly because I don't have any drawers, except for the kitchen one, which I use for cutlery 'n stuff like that.

I do have 2 junk storages crates on top of my wardrobe though.
It has stuff like post-its, old headphones, tubes of paint, tape and stanley-knives.

[paul jones]

I don't have one.

me neither.They sound fun though

[TAL]

Stop shattering my illusions...:mad:

I will, right after you stop thinking you know what I'm like.

[na§tee]

god, lighten up TAL.

i have a junk drawer, underneath-my-bed and at-the-back-of-the-cupboard.

[Freebasser]

I got junk in my trunk.

[Pres Zount]

I don't have a drawer, more of a trap door. It's somewhere in the dark and nasty regions, where nobody goes.

Horrors lurk there. There's usually something down there, waiting to come out. I stay away.

[Freebasser]

Atomic spiders with 10-foot legs? Invisible dwarves with guns for arms? Silvio Berlusconi? :confused:

[hitmonlee]

tea towels
and a huge pile of stuff leftover from takeaway outlets

- napkins
- moist towelettes
- chopsticks
- straws
- salt n pepper sachets

as i live with housemates, we all have our own personal junk drawers in our rooms as opposed to a communal one in the kitchen.

[Pres Zount]

Atomic spiders with 10-foot legs? Invisible dwarves with guns for arms? Silvio Berlusconi? :confused:

I had a Silvio Berlusconi in my sock drawer once it was awful.

No, I have:


creepy, crawly, slimy things that stick on your skin
horrid things with tentacles that want to pull you in
squirmy worms
slugs
snails

[MC Moot]

After inspection last night I've observed bandaids,multiple pieces to my braun and molinex food processors,foreign money's and a recipe for glogi which I will mail to TAL to appeal to his sense of high spirit...

[MC Moot]

No, I have:


creepy, crawly, slimy things that stick on your skin
horrid things with tentacles that want to pull you in
squirmy worms
slugs
snails


You live at the bait store?...:cool:

[jabumbo]

mostly old bills


and two sets of keys to my old apartment, not even the most recent one


maybe a couple of hot pads

[TAL]

a recipe for glogi which I will mail to TAL to appeal to his sense of high spirit...

It shouldn't surprise you now when I say I don't drink that stuff.

[jennyb]

my mom used to randomly pull the junk drawer out, set it on the table, and like encourage me to use my imagination to make something out of what I found inside... one time we made a little device with a piece of wire/rubber bands and a washer that you wound up, sat on and slowly lifted one cheek and it made the most hilarious fart sound