Fuck my liiiife

[Lex Diamonds]

I don't understand shit at university, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend, my friend got hospitalised last night, I'm pretty sure the police are looking for me, my iPod died yesterday (a 6 year music collection gone) and to top it all off I have the worst hangover ever.

This is shit.

[Guy Incognito]

I don't understand shit at university, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend, my friend got hospitalised last night, I'm pretty sure the police are looking for me, my iPod died yesterday (a 6 year music collection gone) and to top it all off I have the worst hangover ever.

This is shit.

why do you think the rozzers are looking for you?

go to some lectures, do some work take your mind off of shit

[Pres Zount]

Oh well. : /

[Lex Diamonds]

Long story short someone knocked my friend out (and one of his teeth) and I fucked the guy up, managed to get away when the police turned up. Depending on how hurt he is they might want to talk to me. I didn't want to stick around to find out, my knuckles were cut up and my hand was covered in blood so it wouldn't have taken Sherlock Holmes. The guys were way out of line though, one of them sucker punched me in the back of the head right in front of the police so I hit him while they were restraining him. I called my mates after and made sure no one mentioned my name so it should be all good.

Just another shit night to add to a long list of shit things at the moment, basically. Autumn is depressing, man.

[Guy Incognito]

well it all depends on who started the situation doesnt it?

[jabumbo]

you went and got the international edition of all your textbooks, didn't you....

[Guy Incognito]

Oh well. : /

what a richard. there was really no need for you to comment if thats all you were gonna contribute

[Guy Incognito]

i am ,unlike the other posters in this thread, not going to treat all this with suspicion its all bullshit, i havent ruled it out but hey even if it is lets let the story unfold.

[Lex Diamonds]

It's not bullshit, my life is genuinely fucked at the moment. Cheers for being a cock though, Pres.

They definitely started it, we were trying to leave when they hit my friend. I don't think the law will come looking for me but if they do my hand is fucked up. I was lucky to get away but I felt so shit about my mates who got arrested/went to hospital.

[Pres Zount]

what a richard. there was really no need for you to comment if thats all you were gonna contribute

Well Simon, I pressed post, thinking I might say something sarcastic, then found out I wasn't going to. I wasn't going to NOT post after I already started, so I said "oh well". I didn't mean it in a nasty manner, so go root yourself.

Was there any reason for you to post that you didn't think my post was worthwhile?

EDIT: What do you want people to say? "Oh man that SUCKS! I totally feel for you!" Your ipod is broken, you don't have fucking cancer.

[Guy Incognito]

Well Simon, I pressed post, thinking I might say something sarcastic, then found out I wasn't going to. I wasn't going to NOT post after I already started, so I said "oh well". I didn't mean it in a nasty manner, so go root yourself.

Was there any reason for you to post that you didn't think my post was worthwhile?

listen Bernice, the reason i posted my thoughts cos i thought you better than that and if you didnt mean it nastily then fine. although that was kind of my point, dont see why you needed to be sarky , just stay out of it and go about your day and dont say you werent being nasty then tell me to go fuck myself.

just seen your edit, as per my earlier post i aint ruling bullshit out. i hadnt chucked on the sympathy, i merely enquired about more details. plus i couldnt give a fuck about anyone's ipod. i was intrigued about the police thing.

[Lex Diamonds]

Well Simon, I pressed post, thinking I might say something sarcastic, then found out I wasn't going to. I wasn't going to NOT post after I already started, so I said "oh well". I didn't mean it in a nasty manner, so go root yourself.

Was there any reason for you to post that you didn't think my post was worthwhile?

EDIT: What do you want people to say? "Oh man that SUCKS! I totally feel for you!" Your ipod is broken, you don't have fucking cancer.
Fuck off then you dick. I don't want your shitty sarcasm in my thread, you are literally a retard.

And if you love music then losing your entire music collection is actually quite depressing.

[Pres Zount]

I don't like pressing 'post', then not posting and going back. "Oh well" seemed tame enough and accurate to what I would say in real life. If that is being a cock then I'm going to tell Paddles that OH WELL means IT'S NOT THAT BAD, but in a slightly more miffed manner.

EDIT: Uh, I just said it wasn't sarcastic. Jesus. You are mad at things so you want sympathy from those who you expect it, and a fight from someone you expect it from. Forgive me!

[Lex Diamonds]

I don't like pressing 'post', then not posting and going back.
This is a skill you should acquire and then use all the time.

[kaiser soze]

Things that aren't "retarded"

1) Not backing up your music
2) Running from the police
3) Abandoning your mates
4) Failing at school
5) Getting Dumped by your girlfriend
6) Getting wasted all the time which usually contributes to numbers 1 through 5

[camo]

If anything you should stick with your mates and defend your corner with them.

Also isn't your music backed up on your computer? If not I'm sure your can find it all again. Have you tried to reset your ipod?

Sorry to here about you and the Mrs though. You seemed to be smitten with her :(

[Pres Zount]

Perhaps a more efficient way would be not pressing 'post' in the first place. You could do this, and you could avoid threads like this, where if you don't get your way you get grumpy.

[Lex Diamonds]

This isn't about "getting my way" you wanker. I don't want anyone's pity, I just wanted to tell someone about all the shit that's on my mind right now because it's all getting on top of me. I don't really care what people say back to it, I just needed to vent.

[Pres Zount]

Yes, I can see you venting; since I am a cock for saying "oh well : / " when you don't even care.

[Lex Diamonds]

Things that aren't "retarded"

1) Not backing up your music
2) Running from the police
3) Abandoning your mates
4) Failing at school
5) Getting Dumped by your girlfriend
6) Getting wasted all the time which usually contributes to numbers 1 through 5
1) I didn't have room on my laptop to back up my music. I have had my iPod for far longer than I've had this laptop plus I've had to completely reboot it recently so it's got hardly anything on it.

2) I didn't run from the police, I walked round the corner and got into a taxi instead of sticking around to get arrested. Anyone who isn't an idiot would have done the same.

3) I didn't abandon anyone, I took one person away from the fight, saved two people from a kicking and took one of them with me because we had done most of the fighting.

4) I haven't failed anything.

5) No one has dumped me. I told her I wanted some space because I was feeling shit.

6) Getting wasted all the time is normal for me, it doesn't have any affect on 1-5.

[Pres Zount]

2) I didn't run from the police, I walked round the corner and got into a taxi instead of sticking around to get arrested. Anyone who isn't an idiot would have done the same.


I don't know. I think most people, here or anywhere, would have stayed. Your mates got arrested and you didn't?Someone went to hospital and you didn't go with him? Even if they don't get in trouble I would see that as leaving them alone. Plus it sort of lends weight to their story of being attacked the more people there are to tell it.

[kaiser soze]

1) I didn't have room on my laptop to back up my music. I have had my iPod for far longer than I've had this laptop plus I've had to completely reboot it recently so it's got hardly anything on it.

For just the price of a couple bags of bomb headies you could have purchased a sizable external hard-drive

2) I didn't run from the police, I walked round the corner and got into a taxi instead of sticking around to get arrested. Anyone who isn't an idiot would have done the same. Man I'd hate to see my mate "walking" away while I'm being snagged by the police

4) I haven't failed anything. Keep it up and you will

5) No one has dumped me. I told her I wanted some space because I was feeling shit. That is not what she'll tell her friends

6) Getting wasted all the time is normal for me, it doesn't have any affect on 1-5. Denial is also normal for people with chemical dependency/abuse problems

looks like the only way to go is up from here (y)

[Guy Incognito]

jesus i only went to the shop. right then.

Pres Zount:

think of something to say BEFORE pressing post, this will definitely increase your chances of not coming cross like a clitoris. Also, what's so bad about pressing back if you decide not to post? take your own advice:

Perhaps a more efficient way would be not pressing 'post' in the first place.

Padster:

You are definitely a bit in denial about the getting high thing. maybe need to keep a clearer head at times.
Also, if you were just defending yourself and your mates then maybe sticking around might have been the option but i understand why you didnt.

[Waus]

my iPod died yesterday (a 6 year music collection gone)

This is shit.

Did you try taking it to the Apple store?

[ericlee]

I don't understand shit at university, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend, my friend got hospitalised last night, I'm pretty sure the police are looking for me, my iPod died yesterday (a 6 year music collection gone) and to top it all off I have the worst hangover ever.

This is shit.

Yo paddy, I'm happy for you and Ima let you finish but, Taylor Swift wrote some of the best country lyrics of all time.

[paul jones]

If you were in London now Pads I'd buy you some beers.(y)

[Pres Zount]

Pres Zount:

think of something to say BEFORE pressing post, this will definitely increase your chances of not coming cross like a clitoris.

If "Oh well" is offensive to you or anyone else then it's certainly not me being the pussy.

[Guy Incognito]

If "Oh well" is offensive to you or anyone else then it's certainly not me being the pussy.

i never said it was offensive you berk, christ Lisa, what are you on? I said you were bing a clitoris. my original point was that it wasnt even a decent attempt at sarcasm or a constructive point to add to the thread hence you should have pressed the back button. Notice that i havent had a go at jabumbo or ericlee who have actually tried to make people laugh with the sarkiness.

[Pres Zount]

Incognito, you can stop with the colourful English insults now. You are wasting them here.

So, let me get this straight, you are angry not because I said anything that may bee seen as offensive, or even that I was being sarky, but because I didn't participate in a worthwhile manner? Well done. I'll remember your words of wisdom next time a 'Happy Birthday' thread starts and people just post "happy birthday!" or if someone gets injured and it leads to people posting "oh that's too bad", or even just a :( face. TOTALY DEVOID OF WORTH.

It's a message board, and you post messages. There is very little in this thread that has any worth. So what? You start a thread for any variety of reasons, and I doubt The Padster expected much.

[Guy Incognito]

Incognito, you can stop with the colourful English insults now. You are wasting them here.

So, let me get this straight, you are angry not because I said anything that may bee seen as offensive, or even that I was being sarky, but because I didn't participate in a worthwhile manner? Well done. I'll remember your words of wisdom next time a 'Happy Birthday' thread starts and people just post "happy birthday!" or if someone gets injured and it leads to people posting "oh that's too bad", or even just a :( face. TOTALY DEVOID OF WORTH.

It's a message board, and you post messages. There is very little in this thread that has any worth. So what? You start a thread for any variety of reasons, and I doubt The Padster expected much.

ok then zount you fucking drongo. bringing happy birthday threads into this is just fucking stupid. thats completely sodding different .As i originally said i thought you were better than that and thought that if you gonna be sarky then you might have posted something relatively amusing. i just thought it was lazy and i actually think you were after a reaction by posting your indifference to paddy's post, i just dont think you expected it from me.
Plus if someone does post a sad face are you going to tell them that i might not like it, that would be so clever. It'd be completely innappropiate and not at all the same thing. you knew what you were fucking doing.

I aint saying any more for now because:

a) Its paddy's thread and he's already called you out for being a wanker.
b) its gone completely off topic
c) i've wasted way too much energy on this shit
d) you will probably misinterpret everything i have said
e) imma gonna pick me kids up from nursery in a bit.

[Helvete]

In other news, my life is great.

[Pres Zount]

I'm glad to hear it. (y)

[Pres Zount]

Oh, shit, sorry Helvete, I didn't mean to leave out the worthwhileness.

That's bananas! Really rudding glad for you mate! Maybe we can have a pint someday! Cobblers, ya rangy sleeriing mankledang!

[Guy Incognito]

paddy, keep chill and dont pay any attention to most of this thread as there isnt much advice for you to take. a bit of that was my fault.

[hpdrifter]

Well the 'ole back and forth gave me a good laugh of a Monday.

Also, hopefully you cleaned the fuck out of your hands. Human mouths have some nasty bacteria, if it gets into your bloodstream you could get staph or myriad other infections.

[Freebasser]

Oh well. : /

[Guy Incognito]

of a Monday.

.

:confused:

[Caribou]

Pad, this one's for you lad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIj-6fr2SlI

[hpdrifter]

Oops, I meant Thursday.

[ericlee]

Oops, I meant Thursday.

Oh well. :{/

[Guy Incognito]

seeing as i aint gonna live this down for a bit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE4HGlmtOcg

[mickill]

TGIF!

Pres Zount, I'm very disappointed in you. You really should think before posting. Ask yourself, is this worthwhile? Will Guy Incognito approve? Could I do better? Can/will future generations benefit from my comments?. See, I treat all my posts as though they are going to be the last words I will ever share with anyone. This all reminds me of the Jurassic 5 tune, Quality Control. Here, I'll post the lyrics for you:

Ayo my quality control, captivates your party patrol
Your mind, body, and soul
For whom the bell tolls, let the rhythm explode
Big, bad, and bold b-boys of old
Many styles we hold, let the story be told
Whether platinum or gold, we use breath control
So let the beat unfold, intro on drum roll
We be the Lik like E, Tash, and J-Ro
We harass niggas like we was the po-po
We can rule the world without Kurtis and still Blow
Finesse, from SP to Casio
Your jams ain't def, you ain't fresh, you're so-so
If you don't know us by now you'll never know
You set that mood when we groove and prove a show
The name of the game is survive and prove your flow
You can't out take Jurassic syllable
Cause it's survival of professional radio
Stop and comprehend and heed the words of my pen
Survival of professional poetical Highlanders

[Zaakir]
(Soup, you plan on rocking something fierce?) Oh, am I
Zaakir's the name, the A.K.A. super
The verbal acupunture from the dope old schooler
I used to be the brother for others that used to dumb on
Now they be the lovers of brothers that can't front on
Put me in the mix, LP 12-inch
SP, the elegant, poetic pestulence
I'm carbonated, the Fanti-confederated
Highly commemorated, and the most celebrated
For connecting it (Word!) Like verb subject to the predicate
Plus I got the etiquette
To keep it moving, and showing cats how it's done
Cause it's the verbal combat, position number one

[Mark 7even]
We keep it beaming like a beacon, if it's clearance that you're seeking
Whether black or Puerto Rican, people back us when we're speaking
We got the kind of rhymes that get you ready for the weekend
(To the mass amount of legions that came for party pleasing)
Our temperature is freezing all kind of different regions
The rhythm is the reason you're checking for what we've done
Please son, our thesis, will rip your crew in pieces
Your rhymes ain't right, homeboy, you ain't in season

[Jurrasic 5 Together]
Ayo my quality control, captivates your party patrol
Your mind, body, and soul
For whom the bell tolls, let the rhythm explode
Big, bad, and bold b-boys of old

[Charlie 2na]
Yo, yo, well it's the angelic man-relic clan repellent
My plan parent manuscripts withstand bullets
Flashing like a Japan tourist, we command pure hits
While you cramming to understand these contraband lyrics
My fam submits to pray, 5 times a day
Climbing into your mind with live rhyme display
J5 finds a way to remain supreme
Coming verbally Hardison as if my name was Kadeem

[Akil]
Ayo my team Dreamworks without Spielberg or spill words
Communicate from the Earth throughout the universe
I transmit, transcipts, transcontinental lyrics
Deeply rooted in your spirit
Up, I love the power of words, nouns and verbs
The pen and the sword, liquid stick on award
No folklore or myths in my penmanship
The Panther Scholar Warriors is what I present, uh
Verbally decapitating those against a
Jihad (foreign language) words make sense
You gots to get up on your vocab, you gots to have vocab
Letters makes words, and sentences makes paragraphs

[Akil]
Yo, I make the pen capsize, the verbal with the planted eyes
Planning knives ever pair that I utilize
Spit juice, crack blood from your tooth
Inflict truths, speak Allah's 99 attributes

[Charlie 2na]
You baby MC's drink Pedialyte
My underground doesn't like you, the media might
But we the defeat will change that
As we bridge gaps in this lyrical grudge match, brothers we slug back

[Mark 7even]
Yeah, we bless tracks with the help of a raw rap
Inprinted like poor tracks all over your brain rack
My mental maneuver will clear and steer right through ya
We Grand like Puba, understand that we move ya

[Zaakir]
Ayo, my rhythm reveal rollercoaster real deal
Revolutionize with active build
I plant my dreams in the field and wait to harvest my skills
For the starving MC, hungry trying to get a meal

[Jurrasic 5 Together]
Ayo my quality control, captivates your party patrol
Your mind, body, and soul
For whom the bell tolls, let the rhythm explode
Big, bad, and bold b-boys of old

I think the message is pretty clear. However, some people have taken it upon themselves to highlight the less savory, and more controversial undertones of the song, which are those of an Islamic militant/extremist and/or Jihad-advocating voice. I can neither validate nor repute these allegations. BUT, if you were to look up the word "jihad", you'd find that it simply translates as "struggle". There is no mention of, blow shit up or killing Whitey. In fact, even the most extreme examples of Islamic militants have been known to be accepting of other faiths/cultures/races/genders etc. But then there are those who give Islamic extremists a bad name.

Traditionally, Jews and Christians are tolerated within Islam. They are part of dhimmis, or protected communities, because they are considered "people of the book" - recipients of valid, if outdated, revelations from God. Modern extremists and Islamists, however, have developed a very different perspective.

For them, Jews and Christians are regarded as being part of the great mass of infidels: first, because they have deliberately rejected the truth, and second, because of their connections to Western colonialism and Zionism. Both Jews and Christians are viewed as being part of a wide-ranging conspiracy to corrupt, divide and destroy Islam. This effort was instigated by the Jews and Christians of the 7th century, and it continues down through today.

These views were expressed and spread through the late 1970s and early 1980s by the journal al-Dawa, "The Call" (in a religious sense, like a "religious calling") which was run by former members of the Muslim Brotherhood. After Nasser's death, Sadat never agreed to allow the Muslim Brotherhood to reform, but he did allow a few of the members to publish this magazine.

For a more clearer understanding of what the song is actually saying, we can go straight to the Qur'an:

In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.
[34.1] (All) praise is due to Allah, Whose is what is in the heavens and what is in the earth, and to Him is due (all) praise in the hereafter; and He is the Wise, the Aware.
[34.2] He knows that which goes down into the earth and that which comes out of it, and that which comes down from the heaven and that which goes up to it; and He is the Merciful, the Forgiving.
[34.3] And those who disbelieve say: The hour shall not come upon us. Say: Yea! by my Lord, the Knower of the unseen, it shall certainly come upon you; not the weight of an atom becomes absent from Him, in the heavens or in the earth, and neither less than that nor greater, but (all) is in a clear book
[34.4] That He may reward those who believe and do good; these it is for whom is forgiveness and an honorable sustenance.
[34.5] And (as for) those who strive hard in opposing Our communications, these it is for whom is a painful chastisement of an evil kind.
[34.6] And those to whom the knowledge has been given see that which has been revealed to you from your Lord, that is the truth, and it guides into the path of the Mighty, the Praised.
[34.7] And those who disbelieve say: Shall we point out to you a man who informs you that when you are scattered the utmost scattering you shall then be most surely (raised) in (to) a new creation?
[34.8] He has forged a lie against Allah or there is madness in him. Nay! those who do not believe in the hereafter are in torment and in great error.

I think that last line best sums up what I'm trying to say here: Padster, Pres Zount, Guy Incognito, if you put Allah first, everything else should fall in place.

That or you'll continue to torment in great error. Error.

And that would make you an errorist.

[hpdrifter]

Are you drunk?

[mickill]

What? At 11:00 am on a Friday? No!

[hpdrifter]

It's gonna be okay buddy.

[Guy Incognito]

well all i can say is i am glad i have helped give you lot a laugh on this THURSDAY, i dont think i have made my point as successfully as i thought otherwise you lot wouldnt be taking the piss.

oh well.

[mickill]

Real talk, I did sprinkle a little angel dust in my Cap'n Crunch this morning, but I'm certainly not "drunk".

Jus keepin it 1hunnid with all of you.

[Guy Incognito]

Jus keepin it 1hunnid with all of you.

i have seen this a few times now - not a fucking clue what it means. and before you say anything, i am not complaining about it. whats it all about?

[mickill]

Jus keepin it 1hunnid percent real with you.

[Guy Incognito]

Jus keepin it 1hunnid percent real with you.

ah thanks - 100% real apart from the bit about the angel dust.

EDIT - my sarcasm filter has obviously shut down now and didnt get the angel dust bit, but its written now, i dont wanna just delete and press the back button, that'd be silly

[mickill]

I have nary an idea what yer on about, Lisa.

[Guy Incognito]

I have nary an idea what yer on about, Lisa.

i havent got a clue anymore either

[Adam]

5 fucking stars (y)

[b i o n i c]

one of my friends who i most admired back in school was this kid who smoked tons of weed, got mad effin tail, and got STRAIGHT fucking a's... gangsta

[rirv]

If you want REAL TALK about someone whose life sucks I can tell you about an 11 year old boy I met today in school. He's been taken into foster care because his parents for whatever reason were unable to look after him and the nearest foster parents to the school live over 60 miles away. So every morning he has to get in a taxi at around 7am just to get to school so he is not away from his friends and hometown.

Or the 13 year old girl who looks about 8 because she's undernourished and whose two little sisters have been taken into care whilst she lives with her grandparents. She's being bullied by some lads in her year and when she came to the pastoral room all she wanted to do was show everyone the pictures of her family which she carries around in her bag in a big photo album.

Imagine if their iPods broke. Their lives would be worthless.

[Helvete]

I bet those kids don't even have iPods, suckers!

[rirv]

BOOYAH! In your face, deprived children!

[Randetica]

atleast you got a life

glad to see you back <3

[Adam]

My job breaks my heart sometimes to.

I work with 0-5 year olds, some of the poor suckers who are born to crap parents and as much as we try to help the system sometimes only lets them fail - they don't even get a start in life. But one thing I do try to push forward all the time is: BACK UP YOUR DATA :mad:

[Planetary]

For just the price of a couple bags of bomb headies you could have purchased a sizable external hard-drive

what?

[Freebasser]

FUCK MAH LIFE, folks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9gRKI2iUjg)

[Rock]

Translation: For the amount of money you spend on a couple of bags of some high grade marijuana you can probably purchase an external hard drive.

[DIGI]

FUCK MAH LIFE, folks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9gRKI2iUjg)

1:15-1:28 is great.

(y)

[Ty Webb]

WHAT A FUCKING WHINER.

[checkyourprez]

I don't understand shit at university, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend, my friend got hospitalised last night, I'm pretty sure the police are looking for me, my iPod died yesterday (a 6 year music collection gone) and to top it all off I have the worst hangover ever.

This is shit.

i hear you on that ipod death.

if you have a good pod that shit is priceless to you. once my first ipod died, then my second got wiped clean to fix some bs problem with it i decided it was time to get an external hard drive and back up all my mp3s. thats way to much time and effort to have happen again.

[Caribou]

Ipods are the devil anyway.

Btw, there are these little disc-shaped shiny things that can be used as a backup for your music. They're called CDs.
Srsly, they're a great invention. Buy them!

[A. Chimendez]

This thread is hilarious. The Padster spends his life acting like a little fucking shithead, (or at least makes us think he does with his pseduo-macho posts) complains about his lot in life because karma likes to fuck him up the ass and then when people genuinely tries to give him sympathy, the cycle repeats and as he continues to act like a dipshit cocknozzle.

Maybe change your douchebag "cool-guy badditude" and maybe life won't leave a steamer on your chest while you whine about it, moron.

[Helvete]

Surely you mean DVDs, because a CD holds only 700mb or so of data but a DVD holds 4.7GB!

[cosmo105]

I have a little crack in the skin on my right pointer finger and didn't fid out about it until I squeezed a lemon wedge this morning. :(

[Caribou]

Surely you mean DVDs, because a CD holds only 700mb or so of data but a DVD holds 4.7GB!

I hope you realise I meant buying a CD with the music already on it. You know, an ALBUM. By a BAND.

[roosta]

I bought First Blood on DVD but inside the DVD itself was Rambo: First Blood Part 2.

FUCK IT.

[DIGI]

......Dude.


I'm so sorry!

:(

[jabumbo]

I have a little crack in the skin on my right pointer finger and didn't fid out about it until I squeezed a lemon wedge this morning. :(


i can't believe you lived to tell the tale (!)

[Bob]

i have two blisters on my feet that make it uncomfortable to walk or run. it's not that bad painwise, i can ignore it easy enough but i don't know how those little bitches are gonna heal, how am i supposed to stay off the bottom of my foot? FML

[Caribou]

I had a couple of pints tonight and now I'm snuggled up in my bed and it's warm and cozy, but I have to get out and put my feet on the cold floor because I have to go to the loo.
Warm duvet vs. empty bladder. I just can't choose! :(

[Helvete]

I have 4 days off work and have drank half a litre of vodka tonight. I feel great and just went for a drunken bicycle ride around camp and now listening to a mixture of classical music and Lady GaGa.

[checkyourprez]

I hope you realise I meant buying a CD with the music already on it. You know, an ALBUM. By a BAND.

thats still a big fucking pain in the ass to reload all of that up onto a computer and delete all the skits and bs or whatever songs you dont like and then transfer it onto your ipod. especially when in my case it would at least literally be around 1,000 albums.

[DIGI]

especially when in my case it would at least literally be around 1,000 albums.

Oh yeah!?!?!

Well my penis is large and women tend to compliment me on my choice of musk.


face.

[checkyourprez]

Oh yeah!?!?!

Well my penis is large and women tend to compliment me on my choice of musk.


face.

a congratulations is in order for your musky penis.


my poiiiiiiint was, its not that big of a deal for someone with an ipod shuffle or something thats got 20 albums on there.

im talking 80 gig here man!

[DIGI]

a congratulations is in order for your musky penis.

I can't tell you how many times in the dark women have mistaken my penis for a large North American freshwater fish.

[checkyourprez]

I can't tell you how many times in the dark women have mistaken my penis for a large North American freshwater fish.

quite the large slippery slimy crank you must have!

[Lex Diamonds]

So I went to see my mate yesterday, he's OK. Looks like Cletus from The Simpsons (his tooth actually came out, they found it on the floor and shoved it back in at the hospital) but he should be able to get some kind of surgery or some shit. He admits that he was being an idiot and thanked me for stopping him getting even more fucked up.

The reason me and my friend left is because we were the only ones out of our group fighting. The other two dudes spent the night in a cell, fuck that.

The girl was there when the fight started and she was the one looking after my friend til the ambulance came. She found his tooth on the floor as well. Shit was fucked up but we talked about it after and ended up getting back together because truth be told I am in love with the bitch.

Anyone who has a problem with me being upset because my iPod broke is a fucking moron. That was my entire music collection you dipshits, how can you not understand how much that sucks? And why the fuck would you compare that to orphans and shit, that's so disrespectful to them.

And all you little queers who have a problem with my attitude, grow up. Life isn't all novelty 80's t-shirts and computer games you losers.

[Kid Presentable]

Is your laptop still working?

[Bob]

so on a scale of "fuck my liiiife" to "fuck my life" where would you say your life is right now compared to 24 hours ago

[Lex Diamonds]

Is your laptop still working?Yeah just about, it's shitty though. It loves crashing, even when I wipe it and start again as I have 3 times in the past year.

[Lex Diamonds]

so on a scale of "fuck my liiiife" to "fuck my life" where would you say your life is right now compared to 24 hours ago
Better, but still at fuck my liife I'd say. These cuts & bruises are annoying as fuck and I honestly don't feel capable of going to my 7 hours worth of lectures today. Went in first thing this morning and one was cancelled, so I fucked it off and came back to bed.

I also have no cash for a new iPod, I feel naked without my music. :(

[Guy Incognito]

So I went to see my mate yesterday, he's OK. Looks like Cletus from The Simpsons (his tooth actually came out, they found it on the floor and shoved it back in at the hospital) but he should be able to get some kind of surgery or some shit. He admits that he was being an idiot and thanked me for stopping him getting even more fucked up.

The reason me and my friend left is because we were the only ones out of our group fighting. The other two dudes spent the night in a cell, fuck that.

The girl was there when the fight started and she was the one looking after my friend til the ambulance came. She found his tooth on the floor as well. Shit was fucked up but we talked about it after and ended up getting back together because truth be told I am in love with the bitch.

Anyone who has a problem with me being upset because my iPod broke is a fucking moron. That was my entire music collection you dipshits, how can you not understand how much that sucks? And why the fuck would you compare that to orphans and shit, that's so disrespectful to them.

And all you little queers who have a problem with my attitude, grow up. Life isn't all novelty 80's t-shirts and computer games you losers.

i take it everyone's all right with you doing one?

i think the reason everyone picked up on the ipod thing is because in the scheme things its not a disaster and it stuck out like a sore thumb in your list of woes, plus if i am honest you are an easy target for some on here and that just gave them licence to have a go.

I understand you were pissed off yesterday and just listed everything that was doing your head in but maybe when you wieghed it all up - breaking an ipod is something you can easily get over and i think people were just trying to say that your life's not that bad if you had an ipod in the first place, if that makes sense.

but when you start calling people queers and saying stuff like i'm in love with the bitch just means you are going to get more grief from people.

plus , as a temporary measure, just log on to spotify and stick all you can find on a playlist, i mean you cant download it (its only links to the tracks) , but you can keep it all on your laptop for now, i've been using it for ages now, you have to put up with the odd advert but its pretty good

[Adam]

To add to what GI said to; I think some people are suggesting that life will continue to fuck you over if you don't start seeing the funny side of it more often.

That is why some of us have found this thread quite hilarious. There is some funny guys out there.

Everything that happened is not that major - most of us have gone through similar things at some point, although for it all to happen in one night is pretty fucked up so I totally understand your point of view.

[Guy Incognito]

To add to what GI said to; I think some people are suggesting that life will continue to fuck you over if you don't start seeing the funny side of it more often.

That is why some of us have found this thread quite hilarious. There is some funny guys out there.

Everything that happened is not that major - most of us have gone through similar things at some point, although for it all to happen in one night is pretty fucked up so I totally understand your point of view.

and seriously paddy, just lay off the herb for a bit, you'll enjoy it more when you do have a smoke then

[Lex Diamonds]

I've hardly smoked lately. Literally once or twice a week for the last 6 months or so (apart from a few exceptions).

I don't give a fuck about the iPod itself, it's the fact that it was 6 years of finding music and forgotten gems, all lost. I guess none of you taking the piss are music lovers but to me losing a music collection is a pretty big deal.

And of course no one blamed me for leaving. I was worried they would but everyone had nothing but praise for me, some idiot knocked my friend's tooth out and I fucked him up without getting arrested. It's a lose-win-win.

And the shit about seeing the funny side: I do in real life, that's what this is for. To let out the shit. I'm always that guy who deals with shit and keeps cracking jokes, it just gets tiresome sometimes.

[Planetary]

I've hardly smoked lately. Literally once or twice a week for the last 6 months or so (apart from a few exceptions).

I don't give a fuck about the iPod itself, it's the fact that it was 6 years of finding music and forgotten gems, all lost. I guess none of you taking the piss are music lovers but to me losing a music collection is a pretty big deal.

And of course no one blamed me for leaving. I was worried they would but everyone had nothing but praise for me, some idiot knocked my friend's tooth out and I fucked him up without getting arrested. It's a lose-win-win.

And the shit about seeing the funny side: I do in real life, that's what this is for. To let out the shit. I'm always that guy who deals with shit and keeps cracking jokes, it just gets tiresome sometimes.

yeah my ipod got wiped once, it sucked. don't remember how it happened though...

[hpdrifter]

I think I've lost mine.

I have all of the music in other places (computer and CDs) but the hour and 15 minute bike ride to work is pretty fucking boring without it.

[mickill]

Last winter, I lost my iPod, which at the time already had around 75GB worth of music on it. I thought maybe it would turn up somewhere in the house. A few days later it occurred to me that it more than likely dropped out of my coat pocket while I was starting my mother-in-law's car, and brushing the snow off of her windshield with a broom (it had just started snowing that evening).

So three days and a foot and a half of snow later, I'm thinking I'll just dig around in the area where her car was parked. BUT, my crazy ass neighbor, who literally shovels ALL of the snow in our cul-de-sac into this big pile in the middle of the street (where the car had been parked) every year, had already done her thing. Basically, my iPod had been buried somewhere under an 8 foot mountain of snow which took nearly two months to melt (even though it only snowed for about two weeks).

So some two months later, my wife was out there with my daughter trying her luck at finding it, and my daughter somehow sees it buried under this sheet of ice. Later, when my wife walked over to the kitchen table where I was surfing the net and dropped it in front of me, I was sort of speechless. And when I clicked the wheel and it actually lit up, my heart popped a boner.

Long story less long, it still works, I use it every day, and I've dumped another 50GB of music on it, which, for the most part, is not backed up anywhere else. The fact that it survived the two months in the snow, still almost fully charged, with not even a scratch on it (albeit, in the protective case), still BLOWS MY MIND.

REAL TALK.

[Guy Incognito]

^ icepod.

[checkyourprez]

Last winter, I lost my iPod, which at the time already had around 75GB worth of music on it. I thought maybe it would turn up somewhere in the house. A few days later it occurred to me that it more than likely dropped out of my coat pocket while I was starting my mother-in-law's car, and brushing the snow off of her windshield with a broom (it had just started snowing that evening).

So three days and a foot and a half of snow later, I'm thinking I'll just dig around in the area where her car was parked. BUT, my crazy ass neighbor, who literally shovels ALL of the snow in our cul-de-sac into this big pile in the middle of the street (where the car had been parked) every year, had already done her thing. Basically, my iPod had been buried somewhere under an 8 foot mountain of snow which took nearly two months to melt (even though it only snowed for about two weeks).

So some two months later, my wife was out there with my daughter trying her luck at finding it, and my daughter somehow sees it buried under this sheet of ice. Later, when my wife walked over to the kitchen table where I was surfing the net and dropped it in front of me, I was sort of speechless. And when I clicked the wheel and it actually lit up, my heart popped a boner.

Long story less long, it still works, I use it every day, and I've dumped another 50GB of music on it, which, for the most part, is not backed up anywhere else. The fact that it survived the two months in the snow, still almost fully charged, with not even a scratch on it (albeit, in the protective case), still BLOWS MY MIND.

REAL TALK.

to all the ipod haters, a truly superior product.

[Adam]

to all the ipod haters, a truly superior product.

I still hate them

[Guy Incognito]

i accidentally wiped my mates ipod not long ago - i was absolutely mortified, he got it all back but until he had i felt so guilty

[Randetica]

EDIT: What do you want people to say? "Oh man that SUCKS! I totally feel for you!" Your ipod is broken, you don't have fucking cancer.

only a person who got a mp3 player fully loaded with shitty music would say something like that!


also i didnt know ipods would last this long

[Myu-to]

I know it sucks, but it is part of the growing up experience. People can tell you things all day, but sometimes you have to go through the pain to learn. Anyways, it already sounds like you know it will get better, and that's moving in the right direct direction.

Chin up, learn the lessons to avoid repeating them.

[sjp]

this must be bad luck week on here.

[zippo]

aww cmon, losing years of music and a girlfriend isnt something to be all sad and depressed over?? and your friends getting in a fight? pres zount...no need for cancer.

just dont call your girlfriend a bitch, bitch! i dont care if ali g does it.

[Documad]

I never saw this thread the first time 'round. Some of you were in top form. I hope that Cosmo's finger and Bob's foot are better now. :(

BTW, I don't understand why people post about shit involving police on the internet. If you were really in trouble, posting on the internet would only make it worse.

I love my music and I love my ipod, but when my first computer and ipod died, I didn't lose my music because I purchased my music and possessed it in a physical form. It was a fucking nightmare to reload all those CDs, so I've had two external hard drives ever since. ;)

[Ty Webb]

i got laid off and my car broke

[Bob]

i can't remember what i said about my foot. was it about blisters? if so then it's actually getting worse because i've been running farther. i don't mind them really, i never look at the bottom of my feet and they don't hurt enough to be a problem (i almost kind of like the pain, it reminds me of how much further i can run than i used to be able to) but still, i feel like i should do something about it. i think i need better socks, or maybe vaseline. but lubing up my feet before a run? that just sounds gross. i don't wanna smell that sock

[jabumbo]

if its blisters, you need two pairs of socks dude

[checkyourprez]

i can't remember what i said about my foot. was it about blisters? if so then it's actually getting worse because i've been running farther. i don't mind them really, i never look at the bottom of my feet and they don't hurt enough to be a problem (i almost kind of like the pain, it reminds me of how much further i can run than i used to be able to) but still, i feel like i should do something about it. i think i need better socks, or maybe vaseline. but lubing up my feet before a run? that just sounds gross. i don't wanna smell that sock


omosessuale.

[Bob]

i'm not fucking a dude with them man

[checkyourprez]

i'm not fucking a dude with them man

hey bob im on your side. but if you go their side, there's not much i can do.

[Tzar]

Man I'd hate to see my mate "walking" away while I'm being snagged by the police
fuckin' aye. it's not even something you need to think about. chin up, pad. learn from your mistakes, mate.

[destructo]

Yo paddy, I'm happy for you and Ima let you finish but, Taylor Swift wrote some of the best country lyrics of all time.

Haha. That is the best post in this "feel sorry for me" super sensitive bitch fest of a thread.

[dugmatics]

dude, how is your music collection not backed up on your computer?

The post mentioned that u go to uni so i guess ur an intelligent guy...

[Helvete]

I remember when a few years back my dad sent the PC for repair and the fucking hard disc got wiped, I went fucking skitzo. All that god damned music I had was lost. Luckily I had it spread over about 3 forms of media so was pretty much able to recover it, but I know the feeling of losing many years of work and discovery. I still lost a bunch of shit, but I can't even remember anymore.

Haha, I could have fucking stabbed my dad in the temple for that!

[Dorothy Wood]

if its blisters, you need two pairs of socks dude

yup.

also, you need to keep your feet dry to avoid blisters. I read an article once about spraying antiperspirant on your feet to keep them from sweating. it's an army thing.

oh here, these are some tips. for army people, yes, but looks like it would be helpful for anyone really: http://beknowdonow.blogspot.com/2007/07/how-to-troubleshoot-your-foot-boot.html

[Randetica]

i think my ipod died yesterday aswell, i only used it like 6 times
maybe it caught my swine flu or it died cause it was a 2 years old second hand ipod of my sister

took me hours to write down the titles the way i wanted it (im a perfectionist)

but atleast i got a second cheap ass mp3 player with the same songs on, still sucks


im not born to be a hipster i guess

[BBboy20]

uju almsto look like me god damn it...not like a bad sastement, just openly stating an obersvatgion oever soemthing ...oh shit, i sholud keep ths i in some drunk thread, shouldn't thy

[Echewta]

I've been single for three years now. I'm pretty sure kids are out of the picture.

I still have my 4GB iPod Nano though. The back is still pretty chromey.

[Dusty Brain]

I just bought a new ipod recently.......when my old one broke I cried like a whiney little bitch. I didn't have an internet connection at the time so I couldn't tell you guys about it. Apologies.

[Dusty Brain]

Long story short someone knocked my friend out (and one of his teeth) and I fucked the guy up, managed to get away when the police turned up. Depending on how hurt he is they might want to talk to me. I didn't want to stick around to find out, my knuckles were cut up and my hand was covered in blood so it wouldn't have taken Sherlock Holmes. The guys were way out of line though, one of them sucker punched me in the back of the head right in front of the police so I hit him while they were restraining him. I called my mates after and made sure no one mentioned my name so it should be all good.

Just another shit night to add to a long list of shit things at the moment, basically. Autumn is depressing, man.

I would assume this has already been said....to be frank..I couldn't be bothered to read the entire thread so I've skimmed through it, but do you realise that this story makes you sound like a complete dickhead?

[NicRN77]

I've been single for three years now. I'm pretty sure kids are out of the picture.


I've been single for about that long as well. Better to be happily single than miserably married! Who needs kids anyways?

[Bob]

hey i just thought of a joke

fuck my life, please!

[ToucanSpam]

I've been single for three years now. I'm pretty sure kids are out of the picture.

This is the saddest thing I've ever read on this message board.:(

[Adam]

Luckily - being a man, you can have kids well into your golden years barring any unexpected health issues. Your wife/gf could just say you are the butler or something that picks up the kids from school with his zimmer.

Which is good thing really. I change for and against having kids all the time; I mean, can I justify bring another life into this world when we are so over populated and resources to sustain life are running so low. But on the other hand, its animal instinct to reproduce, to carry on the gene pool and make it as random as possible for the species to have the best chance of survival.

[Dusty Brain]

a man needs a son just so he can smack him in the head with a newspaper once in a while. With age, swatting flies just doesn't give you the same feeling of satisfaction as it used to.