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Bob
10-08-2009, 08:11 PM
i have never:

heard a prince song (to my knowledge)
seen the goonies
seen doctor who. like barely even a clip of it
Helvete
10-08-2009, 08:21 PM
Woahhhhhhhhhhh!

I'm not even going to contribute my own here, I'm shocked by your revelations.
Caribou
10-08-2009, 08:23 PM
to use the title of a tv show:

I have never seen Star Wars.
Or seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
I have never eaten custard.
I have never heard any music by The Fall.
I have never been outside of Europe.
I have never been on a winter-sport holiday. (Or any snow-covered area in which it would be possible to snowboard)
Helvete
10-08-2009, 08:25 PM
I'm going to kill some of you fucking uncultured, sheltered, inbred cunts.
Caribou
10-08-2009, 08:29 PM
I have never punched a man in the face. But I'm thinking about changing that.
Helvete
10-08-2009, 08:35 PM
Hahaha, good one. I'd happily take one from you (Oo'er, cheeky!)
Caribou
10-08-2009, 08:38 PM
I have never cheekily given one to someone.
Helvete
10-08-2009, 08:42 PM
Look, I have been to the Nederlands more times than you have been out of it, so I know your game! The wool cannot be pulled over my eyes.
paul jones
10-08-2009, 10:17 PM
I've never fucked 5 women at the same time but it woulkd probably be really good
silence7
10-08-2009, 11:10 PM
I've never been camping or skiing.... :o
Lex Diamonds
10-09-2009, 05:38 AM
I've never failed to make a woman orgasm :o
Guy Incognito
10-09-2009, 05:55 AM
i have never:


seen the goonies


this explains a lot. you need to rectify that shit.
mikizee
10-09-2009, 06:00 AM
Never seen any star wars movies.

I have seen spaceballs though.
Adam
10-09-2009, 06:01 AM
In the UK, I've never been further north than York.
-I live about 40 miles from there and I live in Yorkshire.
--Planes etc have flown further north etc but that en-route so ain't counting it.

I've never seen The Godfather.
I've never read any other Shakespeare that Romeo & Juliet

I can't think of many, but there must be loads as my life is pretty dull.
NicRN77
10-09-2009, 08:50 AM
Never seen the Goonies???? WTF?


I've never been skiing.
I've never seen any Lord of the Ring movies.
Guy Incognito
10-09-2009, 08:54 AM
never been to scotland or ireland.

never eaten cottage cheese.
Guy Incognito
10-09-2009, 08:59 AM
never given blood - i know that's not that strange but i think i should have done that by now
Helvete
10-09-2009, 08:59 AM
Okay I have never seen The Godfather either. Don't think I ever will bother.
RobMoney$
10-09-2009, 09:22 AM
i have never:

heard a prince song (to my knowledge)
seen the goonies
seen doctor who. like barely even a clip of it


I know something else Bob's never done.
Kid Presentable
10-09-2009, 09:53 AM
Been called 'Robert'?
RobMoney$
10-09-2009, 10:15 AM
No

I was thinking he's probably never made a fanboy thread in BG about a yet unreleased album was all.
trailerprincess
10-09-2009, 10:57 AM
I feel like quite a failure in the fact that I have never driven abroad before. I am considering it for next summer in California but am somewhat terrified so probably won't.
Kid Presentable
10-09-2009, 11:13 AM
No

I was thinking he's probably never made a fanboy thread in BG about a yet unreleased album was all.

Maybe his breasts are hurting his back and he's approaching menarche at 40?
Guy Incognito
10-09-2009, 11:14 AM
I feel like quite a failure in the fact that I have never driven abroad before. I am considering it for next summer in California but am somewhat terrified so probably won't.

i havent done that either but i have no desire to either, i have enough problems driving over here!
hpdrifter
10-09-2009, 11:48 AM
Where in Cali are you planning to drive? If it's LA area I'd say skip it, it is not for the faint of heart. You have to be aggressive or you'll never be able to change lanes or get through a light with no left turn lane.

If it's the burbs you'll be fine.
hpdrifter
10-09-2009, 11:51 AM
i have never:
heard a prince song (to my knowledge)


This one seems patently impossible to me.
b i o n i c
10-09-2009, 12:21 PM
ive never eaten spam
MC Moot
10-09-2009, 12:35 PM
had fondu...
b i o n i c
10-09-2009, 12:41 PM
of all people id think you had the custom stainless fondue built into the dining room table
bigblu89
10-09-2009, 12:48 PM
i have never:

seen the goonies



I just chastised a girl at work for this.
jabumbo
10-09-2009, 01:07 PM
i found out a few weeks ago that one of my best friends has never watched an episode of the simpsons

wtf?
Dorothy Wood
10-09-2009, 01:19 PM
I've never eaten sushi in a restaurant. I've had it from the grocery store though.

I haven't seen the Godfather either. I think I've seen Godfather II though.

Haven't seen the Sopranos.

I'm good at cards, but I haven't learned how to play Poker.
Guy Incognito
10-09-2009, 01:40 PM
I've never eaten sushi in a restaurant. I've had it from the grocery store though.

Haven't seen the Sopranos.

.

same here - i want to go to a sushi restaraunt but the wife cant stand it so i got buckleys of going.

havent seen sopranos or 24 or seinfeld.
Adam
10-09-2009, 02:41 PM
havent seen sopranos or 24 or seinfeld.

dat to for me
Bob
10-09-2009, 02:58 PM
This one seems patently impossible to me.

probably. i'm sure i have heard one without knowing it was a prince song. but if a girl walked up to me on the street and said "i'll give you a blowjob if you sing me a prince song" and put her hand on my zipper just to show she was serious...uh...oh i forgot what i was talking about now

No

I was thinking he's probably never made a fanboy thread in BG about a yet unreleased album was all.

...yet ;)
camo
10-09-2009, 03:23 PM
I've never;

• met a single one of you guys.
• Eaten sushi (never will but it looks nice)
• played a Starwars game I liked
• seen the sopranos
• been able to do anything that Rodney Mullen can do
• had a myspace account.
Guy Incognito
10-09-2009, 03:49 PM
I've never;

• met a single one of you guys.
.

that you know of. you cant say that for definite. i mean, its not the first thing that comes up in conversation when you meet someone is it?
nodanaonlyzuul
10-09-2009, 03:49 PM
I've never been overseas.
I've never tried surfing despite living in San Diego most of my life.
I've never gone skiing nor snowboarding.
I've never played a sport, officially, in any way. My parents thought since I was a girl I wouldn't want to so they never put me in any sports. :mad: I need to find a sports league for adults that have never ever played before. Ugh.

p.s. SUSHI IS SO INSANELY GOOD. YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY.
camo
10-09-2009, 03:57 PM
that you know of. you cant say that for definite. i mean, its not the first thing that comes up in conversation when you meet someone is it?

haha you know what I meant matey.

and Crystal, I can't eat fish!
nodanaonlyzuul
10-09-2009, 04:06 PM
ah, gotcha. See if you can't eat it, that's one thing.

People that actively choose not to... you just have no idea what you're missing.
Adam
10-09-2009, 04:46 PM
I thought most sushi was vegetarian anyway but its only western diets that have piled more fish into it? So I heard, not sure how true it is.

I've been to a couple of sushi restaurants as a vegetarian and had my fill.

edit: read the wiki page and my first thought was only half true.
Randetica
10-09-2009, 05:01 PM
i have never:

seen the goonies
seen doctor who. like barely even a clip of it



I have never seen Star Wars.
I have never heard any music by The Fall.
I have never been outside of Europe.



I've never seen The Godfather.




all of that

and i never rode a bike
never ate sushi (aswell) and never will
i never popped pimples (gross)
i never became addicted to cell phones
i never tasted my own or any other genital juices (ridiculous me)

p.s. you bitches miss out big time on the sopranos
Randetica
10-09-2009, 05:02 PM
I thought most sushi was vegetarian anyway but its only western diets that have piled more fish into it? So I heard, not sure how true it is.

I've been to a couple of sushi restaurants as a vegetarian and had my fill.

edit: read the wiki page and my first thought was only half true.

only poser vegetarians eat fish
Adam
10-09-2009, 05:09 PM
Any fucker calling themselves veggie and still eats fish can fuck off in my book. Fish is still a meat, still an animal.

Call your sleves pecetarians or whatever it is but not vegetarians. Yeah, I'm a snob but it gives us other vegetarians a bad name. Walk into some crap restaurant and ask what what they have then they say "we could add tuna to it..." :mad: NO MEAT!
Randetica
10-09-2009, 05:12 PM
Any fucker calling themselves veggie and still eats fish can fuck off in my book. Fish is still a meat, still an animal.

Call your sleves pecetarians or whatever it is but not vegetarians. Yeah, I'm a snob but it gives us other vegetarians a bad name. Walk into some crap restaurant and ask what what they have then they say "we could add tuna to it..." :mad: NO MEAT!

calm down tiger but yeah, youre right
Adam
10-09-2009, 05:25 PM
think I mis-read your post as if you was saying it was ok.

I'm drunk though.
trailerprincess
10-10-2009, 09:36 AM
Where in Cali are you planning to drive? If it's LA area I'd say skip it, it is not for the faint of heart. You have to be aggressive or you'll never be able to change lanes or get through a light with no left turn lane.

If it's the burbs you'll be fine.

It will either be all the way from San Francisco to LA via Monterey or just from Monterey to LA. Either drive terrifies me. I sense this doesn't sound like a good idea
trailerprincess
10-10-2009, 09:37 AM
I always though sushi was the rice based stuff and sashimi was the raw fish element and that we 'westerners' just got lazy and called the whole deal sushi
Myu-to
10-10-2009, 11:20 AM
I've never;

• met a single one of you guys.

Next time I'm in England bro, I'll give you a holla.
hitmonlee
10-10-2009, 02:15 PM
tasted vegemite (im australian)
seen dirty dancing
gone on a road trip with a boy
seen real snow
Adam
10-10-2009, 03:14 PM
I always though sushi was the rice based stuff and sashimi was the raw fish element and that we 'westerners' just got lazy and called the whole deal sushi

yup, I think that was the jist of what I read yesterday. Us westerners know how to dumb down a culture though. Soon a tuna sub will be sushi
kleptomaniac
10-10-2009, 03:26 PM
i found out a few weeks ago that one of my best friends has never watched an episode of the simpsons

wtf?

ha, me neither. (seen the movie though) :o

havent seen sopranos or 24 or seinfeld.

ditto!
paul jones
10-11-2009, 02:24 AM
been to Aberdeen,Scotland
Randetica
10-11-2009, 03:58 PM
seen dirty dancing


ridiculous indeed!
camo
10-12-2009, 04:10 AM
Next time I'm in England bro, I'll give you a holla.

(y)
Gareth
10-12-2009, 03:10 PM
-never seen titanic or armageddon
-never owned a pair of chuck taylors
-never seen 24
-probably a shit ton of other stuff
-never owned a bike (maybe this isnt so strange tho)
Adam
10-12-2009, 03:20 PM
-never owned a pair of chuck taylors

what are chuck taylors?
Caribou
10-12-2009, 03:21 PM
- I have never kissed anyone from my own country.
Adam
10-12-2009, 03:22 PM
- I have never kissed anyone from my own country.

crazy :eek:
Caribou
10-12-2009, 03:28 PM
Yeah I know. Tbh, I only kissed 1 person and he happened to be English.
Still, when hearing an English accent I can go fairly weak at the knees. Dutch accents don't do that for me I'm afraid.
Though I once met a (dutch) bloke who looked like a younger and skinnier version of Nick Frost and he spoke in the most amazing scottish accent and I fancied him instantly. Prrr. He also made me sing 'These boots are made for walking' with him. I've not seen him after that drunken karaoke-night.