WHAT TO DO?!

[Planetary]

I'm in the middle of eating my toast, but i need a dump.

shall i wait 'til i finish my breakfast, or go now?

[Pres Zount]

Ask your mum, she'll know.

[Planetary]

There was no time for phone calls. I had to use my initiative.

I went for the poo and, although the toast was a little bit cold when i got back, it was all worth it (y)

[paul jones]

It's a shame that your toast went cold.I would have had some fresh toast after the poo.I'd probably make a nice cup of tea as well.This is all the governments fault of course.For years now they have been responsible for mid toast poos and quite frankly it's time they pulled their socks up and did something to stop this happening as it was clearly stated that this practice was causing the taxpayer over half a billion pounds a year.Families have been torn apart by mid-toast poos and now terrorists are using mid-toast poos to bring misery to the lives of decent civilians all over the world.It has been agreed also that mid-toast poos are the main contributer to the rampant infestation of illegal immigrants flooding into the UK at rapid rates.
Let's pull together as a country and wipe out this mid-toast poo,once and for all!

[TurdBerglar]

how long does it take to fucking eat toast? go eat your silly toast then fucknig shit when you're done.

[checkyourprez]

you should have brought the toast in the shitter.

[Dorothy Wood]

ugh, I hate it when I have to poop when I'm eating! or before I eat! blech!

[Planetary]

how long does it take to fucking eat toast? go eat your silly toast then fucknig shit when you're done.

let's get some perspective here. i'd just sat down with some two pieces of toast and a nice cup of tea ready to read the latest news, and boom i need a poo. should i choose to go, the toast will be a bit cold and about 1/3 as nice.

i don't want to rush my toast, i'd probably have ended up with hiccups