View Full Version : Best cure for Hiccups
paul jones
10-14-2009, 08:49 PM
take a swig of Malt Vinegar
(y)
I hate vinegar.
People with hiccups piss me off - just hold your breath and they are gone, none of this sipping a cup of water while holding your nose, singing the national anthem backwards while someone sticks pencils in your ears.
People hold their breath and after 5 seconds give up - bull shit, you can hold longer than that. I'm around 16stone (about 225lbs or 100kg depending on your weight measurements), so I'm not exactly the fittest although I weigh heavier than I look - but I can hold my breath for easily 30 secs so why the fuck can't a relatively fit person do it for 15 secs.
Cus they are attention seeking whores is what. Just LOOK AT ME, I HAVE HICCUPS, LETS ALL COME UP WITH OUR MOST STUPID ANTIDOTE :mad:
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Freebasser
10-18-2009, 04:43 PM
Wanking.
Planetary
10-18-2009, 05:19 PM
I hate vinegar.
People with hiccups piss me off - just hold your breath and they are gone, none of this sipping a cup of water while holding your nose, singing the national anthem backwards while someone sticks pencils in your ears.
People hold their breath and after 5 seconds give up - bull shit, you can hold longer than that. I'm around 16stone (about 225lbs or 100kg depending on your weight measurements), so I'm not exactly the fittest although I weigh heavier than I look - but I can hold my breath for easily 30 secs so why the fuck can't a relatively fit person do it for 15 secs.
Cus they are attention seeking whores is what. Just LOOK AT ME, I HAVE HICCUPS, LETS ALL COME UP WITH OUR MOST STUPID ANTIDOTE :mad:
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relax ffs stop being such a trump about everything all the time
Pres Zount
10-18-2009, 10:45 PM
PFFT. Some of us get REAL hiccups Adam, and they can't be solved with a simple holding of breath. These are the hiccups that people can die from, the sort that if you are not careful, can cause bones to fracture, or lungs to implode. If you ever get any sort of hiccups worse than a simple case of *hic* and then you hold your breath and it's gone, come back to us then.
RobMoney$
10-18-2009, 11:17 PM
I hate vinegar.
People with hiccups piss me off - just hold your breath and they are gone, none of this sipping a cup of water while holding your nose, singing the national anthem backwards while someone sticks pencils in your ears.
People hold their breath and after 5 seconds give up - bull shit, you can hold longer than that. I'm around 16stone (about 225lbs or 100kg depending on your weight measurements), so I'm not exactly the fittest although I weigh heavier than I look - but I can hold my breath for easily 30 secs so why the fuck can't a relatively fit person do it for 15 secs.
Cus they are attention seeking whores is what. Just LOOK AT ME, I HAVE HICCUPS, LETS ALL COME UP WITH OUR MOST STUPID ANTIDOTE :mad:
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EVERYONE NOTICE ME, I'M RANTING ABOUT SOMETHING
Echewta
10-19-2009, 10:44 AM
Look into the light.
EVERYONE NOTICE ME, I'M RANTING ABOUT SOMETHING
It was a half joke/serious rant. But I have a pet hate for noisy bodily functions. Especially those that can be stopped. I bet you guys are the type of people that eat loudly to and fart in enclosed spaces and pretend you can't help it. Or fucking breath through their nose so it sounds like a whistle...
Damnit I'm mad again :mad: But this time I'm not drunk
*breath*
:D
Heh, I've just realised I'm a hypocrite on this as I love burping and other people burping.
Ok, null & void, point taken. I'll take my anger issues else where :mad:
MC Moot
10-19-2009, 10:56 AM
hyperventilate into a brown paper bag...
Pres Zount
10-19-2009, 10:59 AM
It was a half joke/serious rant. But I have a pet hate for noisy bodily functions. Especially those that can be stopped. I bet you guys are the type of people that eat loudly to and fart in enclosed spaces and pretend you can't help it. Or fucking breath through their nose so it sounds like a whistle...
Damnit I'm mad again :mad: But this time I'm not drunk
*breath*
:D
Heh, I've just realised I'm a hypocrite on this as I love burping and other people burping.
Ok, null & void, point taken. I'll take my anger issues else where :mad:
People that sneeze! Fucking hold it in sneezers! :mad:
jabumbo
10-19-2009, 12:32 PM
oversized tablespoon of peanut butter
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