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Dorothy Wood
10-19-2009, 06:44 PM
hey, this is a sex thread, wooo!
so, I'm still a virgin, but in our sexy time fooling arounds, my companion has exhibited a preference for talking. saying things, or even telling me things, if you will. and I get the idea that he would like me to say things as well, but I'm typically not a sayer of things as what comes out just sounds dumb to me. and I won't lie, some of the things he says sound kinda dumb to me. :( pretty much anything other than "you are so hot" sounds dumb to me.
I'm just wondering if I should just get used to it? orrr, be like, "hey, stop talking, doofus." ball gag?
any talkers or anti-talkers up in here? yo?
I love the talking/noises, it fires me up so to speak (y)
hpdrifter
10-19-2009, 07:19 PM
Thumbs up to the pillow talk.
You'll get used to it, I don't think anyone starts out being totally comf with it, it takes time to get your groove. Start by sort of repeating back what he says to you. Like he says, I love it when you... You say oh I love doing...
If he says I want to... you say oh yeah, I want you to...
Once you get more used to having those kinds of words and phrases come out of your mouth it will get easier. And a lot more fun.
You're a creative type, I'm sure you could come up with some good shit.
b i o n i c
10-19-2009, 07:20 PM
what she said ^ (y)
b i o n i c
10-19-2009, 07:21 PM
and dont ever make your partner feel bad for their sexxy time preferences
nodanaonlyzuul
10-19-2009, 08:09 PM
it's definitely one of those things that takes some getting used to. Basically, what hp said. It's not a deal breaker, right?
However, if you are totally not down with it at all, that's something you should discuss with him. Just be sure to be respectful about it, which I'm sure you would be if you did want to address it.
b i o n i c
10-19-2009, 08:24 PM
i love it how nodana posts about sexxy talk and 100 people sign on
DipDipDive
10-19-2009, 08:25 PM
I love dirty talk. Hearing it and saying it. :cool:
It's definitely not for everyone though, but it doesn't have to be explicit to be dirty or sexy. The hottest talk of all is expression of what you're actually thinking or feeling. It's all in how you say things. If your dude enjoys ear play, you can't go wrong if you nibble on his ear a bit and gently whisper "I love the way you touch me and never want you to stop" or something equally innocent. Starting small like that will make it easy...you'll see.
prepare a list of phrases in advance. write them on the back of your hand for easy reference
TurdBerglar
10-19-2009, 10:29 PM
talk to me dirty, bob
i find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies
TurdBerglar
10-19-2009, 10:46 PM
but what about me, bob
it's never about me, bob :(
checkyourprez
10-20-2009, 12:07 AM
uggghhh my dick feels like corn.
"awww babe, this is like the time I had sex in jail - you're so great"
MC Moot
10-20-2009, 10:51 AM
I like being told what to do...like forcefully told...almost commanded,you know...:o
I like being told what to do...like forcefully told...almost commanded,you know...:o
eat shit.
MC Moot
10-20-2009, 11:10 AM
eat shit.
save it for your mothers kink...
oh come on, there was a line and you've crossed it sunshine.
MC Moot
10-20-2009, 11:15 AM
ahhhhhh you like to throw just can't catch?...I know your type...:rolleyes:
I'm like a dinner lady, she can serve that shit out, but if someone gave it to her then, well... :D
jabumbo
10-20-2009, 11:50 AM
i always got the funky look when i started talking
maybe thats why it didn't work out....
skra75
10-20-2009, 11:55 AM
talking depends on the situation. But mostly it's annoying.
nodanaonlyzuul
10-20-2009, 12:15 PM
once I hooked up a guy that literally made lion-like growling noises, LOUD, almost every 5 seconds.
That sucked.
b i o n i c
10-20-2009, 12:18 PM
i dont mind a little talking but too much moaning is kinda weird
checkyourprez
10-20-2009, 12:20 PM
this one chick id bang out would do the high pitched yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea.
over and over, i tried to cum as fast as possible to end that annoying situation.
I make my old lady talk to me in polish. who the fuck knows what she's saying, but damn it sounds hot.....:cool:
i've got a hunch, you'd prefer a big munch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23_Mx86RPvE)
Echewta
10-20-2009, 01:57 PM
I enjoy the challenge of reading a book outloud during intercourse.
MC Moot
10-20-2009, 02:14 PM
I enjoy the challenge of reading a book outloud during intercourse.
Dr Seuss works well...(y)
paul jones
10-20-2009, 02:22 PM
Jill...what do you think of the pedestrinisation of Norwich city centre?......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUzZD9NA90I
MC Moot
10-20-2009, 02:26 PM
^ so then it's true the only thing stiff about a Brit is his upper lip?
paul jones
10-20-2009, 02:28 PM
^ so then it's true the only thing stiff about a Brit is his upper lip?
haha.not all Brits are like that though,thank fuck
MC Moot
10-20-2009, 02:31 PM
bad cooks,bad lovers and bad teeth...I suppose you'll blame the french for those rumours then...
paul jones
10-20-2009, 02:33 PM
bad cooks,bad lovers and bad teeth...I suppose you'll blame the french for those rumours then...
you're getting misleading information.
MC Moot
10-20-2009, 02:44 PM
^Oh am I?...or are you in need of culinary dental sex therapy?...that's the question you need to answer paul...
paul jones
10-20-2009, 02:46 PM
^Oh am I?...or are you in need of culinary dental sex therapy?...that's the question you need to answer paul...
no,I just want a cup of tea right now and listen to the Cate Le Bon cd I bought earlier today(y)
I've been told that the difference of an british to an american man for sex is that the british doesn't look at himself as much and doesn't shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH SPORTS!" (or similar) once done.
I mean, some women might like that and I think it would be fair to say americans have more testosterone than the british but if that makes the british worse lovers, then so be it - we still have the accent so we still win. I'm sure me and paul will volunteer ourselves as the british dudes if any american women want to volunteer themselves to settle an argument.
we do have bad teeth though.
MC Moot
10-20-2009, 03:15 PM
I've been told that the difference of an british to an american man for sex is that the british doesn't look at himself as much and doesn't shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH SPORTS!" (or similar) once done..
that's probably not exactly true...brits are more likely to exclaim "ROY KEANE IS GOD!" whilst the unsatisfied maiden hums "it's a long way to tipperary"...
ain't Roy Keane irish?
edit: and how many british guys have you fucked to be such an expert?
Guy Incognito
10-20-2009, 03:27 PM
not too much talking but some. just basic instructions/requests and the occassional shout of erm... encouragement will do it.
also on the subject : this is funny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKdfQae6vI4)
jabumbo
10-20-2009, 03:27 PM
oh, spicy mustard! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHchl4AxsE0)
MC Moot
10-20-2009, 03:32 PM
edit: and how many british guys have you fucked to be such an expert?
just the royals...(y)
Nuzzolese
10-20-2009, 03:32 PM
My opinion is that it's too soon in this relationship of yours to start doing things you're not comfortable with, just to go with the flow. That should come later, no need to rush into it.
Make him wear a ball gag.
just the royals...(y)
aren't most of them german?
& ew!
Nuzzolese
10-20-2009, 03:37 PM
Or just keep kissing him or forcing his mouth onto parts of your body to shut him up. I mean, you don't have to violently force anything into his mouth. Maybe just gently guide him. Whatever. best of luck. Duct tape if all else fails.
MC Moot
10-20-2009, 03:46 PM
aren't most of them german?
& ew!
well yeah,all the more reason to sodomize… (http://unpopulartruths.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/prince_harry_nazi.jpg)
Freebasser
10-20-2009, 04:02 PM
i've got a hunch, you'd prefer a big munch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23_Mx86RPvE)
Ahahah... I forgot about that! 'You drift off, I'll have a scoff"
Dorothy Wood
10-20-2009, 04:18 PM
well, I took some of your advice from the first page, guys and girls. I basically just changed my attitude. I'm not typically quiet, I just don't really say sentences, and I think dude is catching on. He also seems to be honing in on what I respond favorably to. and oh boy, did I ever respond favorably to the business we got into last night. holy shit. best stuff ever.
I just let go of all my hang ups or something, it was amazing.
coulda been because the bastard sang me a song he wrote about being dead and coming back to life for a day. I was in the song, and so was the word "love", and my stupid face melted from the cuteness of it all.
I just figured, shit, this fucking adorable son of a bitch can say whatever the hell he pleases. (y)
paul jones
10-20-2009, 04:21 PM
I just figured, shit, this fucking adorable son of a bitch can say whatever the hell he pleases. (y)
what if he says " I really dig those Jonas Brothers"
Freebasser
10-20-2009, 04:22 PM
Or "I've had sexual intercourse with those Jonas Brothers"?
MC Moot
10-20-2009, 04:23 PM
With the song writing and virginity and such I think he may be a Jonas brother...sweet catch Dorothy...(y)
paul jones
10-20-2009, 04:25 PM
Or "I've had sexual intercourse with those Jonas Brothers"?
when? oh I see what you mean(y)
na§tee
10-21-2009, 04:33 PM
i think it's totally hot and pretty easy after you gauge how they are into it/reacting to it. i agree, too much talking is a bit :rolleyes: but some carefully chosen requests/desires/words are great for sure.
being all soft and gentle and vanilla stuff is fine but sometimes it's quite nice to say something you would ordinarily think is a bit.. well, not vulgar, but crass. mmhm.
russhie
10-22-2009, 09:02 AM
I've heard some stuff that makes me laugh. I slept with a guy and he had this style, that was almost like sports commentary. He'd be like, "oh this is sensational foreplay" or something. It cracked me up to the point I couldn't sleep with him anymore - we are good mates still though, he was a gem.
Stuff I most typically encounter is "do you like it like that? huh?" in a grunty manly kind of way, all that take it/you love it/tell me it's hot type shit is pretty stereotypical, though, I'm guessing.
I reeeeally like don't too much dirty talk - I feel when I say something, it seems lame and forced. I'm decent at it when I'm drunk though and it seems to get guys going. And sometimes you just want them to get going, and then get going. As in home. So it can be handy to be good at.
Usually, I'll swear a little and do the panting/moaning (not porno-esque) thing and when they ask questions, answer them in a sexy or coy way. I had one guy who wanted to roleplay an boss/interviewee situation and he asked me to yell out repeatedly how much I wanted it (the job? him? what?) and what i'd be willing to do to get it. Which was weird, but, it improved my interviewing skills. lol.
Saying someone's name, or having yours said = hot, though
Lex Diamonds
10-22-2009, 09:13 AM
I'd say around 3% of people can successfully pull off dirty talk. This means unless you are a porn star (although even some of them are cringeworthily bad at it) you need to keep your mouth closed when your legs are open.
One girl I was meating used to always say "what are you thinking?" while we were doing the do. That shit was annoying as fuck. Stop yakking and concentrate on the fukking, I say.
Nuzzolese
10-22-2009, 09:48 AM
A couple of nights ago I was offered the chance to "play sexy secretary" which was a thrilling proposition. So I got all dressed up in a slutty business way, he had me sit at his desk, start writing things down, then typing things. The words weren't very provocative but I spoke in a coy way. After several minutes I realized he just did that to get me to help him write a paper. We finished it, I proofread it, and we went to sleep.
Dorothy Wood
10-22-2009, 10:00 AM
Saying someone's name, or having yours said = hot, though
see, I don't really get into this. I don't like my name being said for some reason, but I know dude likes to say it. His name doesn't really roll off the tongue in the heat of the moment, but I've been practicing saying it in different ways while riding my bike super fast. it's helping I think. otherwise, I seem to be calling him "honey", which is stupid. it's because I'm all, "unh" and I try to turn it into something I guess?
I think I like the swearing stuff better than the sweet stuff.
"what are you thinking?" while we were doing the do. That shit was annoying as fuck. Stop yakking and concentrate on the fukking, I say.
ha, I first read this as "what are you thinking?!" like you were doing something awesome and the girl was flabbergasted. if that makes any sense. but "what are you thinking" the other way is awful. ugh.
Echewta
10-22-2009, 11:53 AM
The closer to the ear for dirty talking, the better. I've never been one for over the phone bone talk.
Dorothy, I think if you just put one finger up to his lips and shushed him while doing something inventive, like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa64I0eonzk) or this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfRaIm6v1DE), that would be all it would take.
Sexy talk is nice up to a point. When it's the same moan every two seconds at the same pitch every time for a half our it kind of gets annoying. Oh, but the grunting...
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