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Nuzzolese
10-23-2009, 12:28 PM
If you KNOW what their name is, you can say it, just don't say that you know it unless you're sure they wouldn't mind everyone knowing.

I think bionic's name is Kevin

I think Russhie's name is Carly, or Cora, or Kaylie, or Kalli...or something like that.


I think HPdrifter's name is Angela

turdburgler seems like a Doug

The Padster is Nigel
Nuzzolese
10-23-2009, 12:32 PM
this thread's prolly a bad idea
MC Moot
10-23-2009, 12:34 PM
I think HPdrifter's name is Angela

incorrect...
mickill
10-23-2009, 12:42 PM
this thread's prolly a bad idea

Yeah kinda. But only because I think we know the names of most of the people that would immediately pop into our heads already. But other than that, it's not a bad idea.
Freebasser
10-23-2009, 12:43 PM
A better thread would be guess what members' last names are.
mickill
10-23-2009, 12:46 PM
Or the names of their parent/guardians, because I haven't got a clue about any of those. Summathetimes I forget the names of my own parents.
mickill
10-23-2009, 12:47 PM
Aiden, I'm guessing your parents are Dorothy and Shirley, and the last name is Claiborne. Am I right?
MC Moot
10-23-2009, 12:56 PM
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=86001&highlight=names
Nuzzolese
10-23-2009, 01:00 PM
Well, I guess that ends that
Caribou
10-23-2009, 01:09 PM
I think Paul Jones' real name is Engelbert.
jabumbo
10-23-2009, 01:31 PM
Nuzzolese's name is Nancy, and she really hates when people in the office shout "Hey Nance!"
Nuzzolese
10-23-2009, 01:37 PM
Nuzzolese's name is Nancy, and she really hates when people in the office shout "Hey Nance!"

I won't deny it.
mickill
10-23-2009, 01:40 PM
jabumbo's real name is Peter Jabumbo. Too easy.
Echewta
10-23-2009, 01:50 PM
My real name is pretty boring. I really would like to add a Von to my last name. It sucks that America doesn't have titles like Duke, Baron, etc.
MC Moot
10-23-2009, 02:25 PM
My real name is pretty boring. I really would like to add a Von to my last name. It sucks that America doesn't have titles like Duke, Baron, etc.

What does the Von stand for/mean?...I'm reading this graphic novel where german officers don't respect other officers if they're not "Vons"...?
Caribou
10-23-2009, 02:53 PM
Von is just the german word for 'of'. Like in the Netherlands there are a lot of surnames with Van. Same thing, but less German.
MC Moot
10-23-2009, 02:57 PM
^danke!
Caribou
10-23-2009, 03:19 PM
^ Gern geschehen. :)
hpdrifter
10-23-2009, 03:52 PM
Hmmm, Angela. I wouldn't have expected that.

That's cool, though. If that were my name I'd probably make it into something sexier like Angelina or Angelica.
hpdrifter
10-23-2009, 03:53 PM
Also, for some reason Nuzzolese is vibing as a Jessica to me.
hpdrifter
10-23-2009, 03:54 PM
russhie I could see being a Callie or Kaley -esque name.
Helvete
10-23-2009, 03:55 PM
Hi guys, I am Alex! Oh wait, that's not the game.
Nuzzolese
10-23-2009, 03:58 PM
Also, for some reason Nuzzolese is vibing as a Jessica to me.


shyeah in my dreams I would've grown up a Jessica
Nuzzolese
10-23-2009, 03:59 PM
Hi guys, I am Alex! Oh wait, that's not the game.


I love that name!
TurdBerglar
10-23-2009, 03:59 PM
my name is not fucking doug
Echewta
10-23-2009, 03:59 PM
Jessica is a pretty tard name.
hpdrifter
10-23-2009, 04:00 PM
Why? I always love it. It's what pretty girls are named.
Nuzzolese
10-23-2009, 04:01 PM
my name is not fucking doug

Charlie?
Nuzzolese
10-23-2009, 04:01 PM
Why? I always love it. It's what pretty girls are named.


Pretty girls in my school were Kristin and Tara, too.
Echewta
10-23-2009, 04:02 PM
Why? I always love it. It's what pretty girls are named.

The reason for my post will be reveiled soon.
Helvete
10-23-2009, 04:02 PM
Jessica is a pretty tard name.
Well I know you are only saying that because of the Jessica's we have here, it's a nice name! One of my favourite girl's names. That with Rachael, Sarah, Claire, Louise, Sophie and Lucy. I think it's probably because I fancied girl's with those names back when I was at school, and they always stuck with me as really pretty girls names.

my name is not fucking doug
I know your name, but you look like a Ryan or Steve.
hpdrifter
10-23-2009, 04:30 PM
you mean as soon as cosmo sees that post?
Echewta
10-23-2009, 04:48 PM
Indeed. She is my arch nemesis. So much so, I will not even celebrate her name or make eye contact with any Jessica or the Cosmos for that matter. I never look towards the night sky. I make my wishes in wells and falling stars can take a bath for all I care.
I'm having more trouble giving up burritos. They have their tortilla wrapped goodness around me like a mother would craddle a new born in a soft blanket fresh from the dryer.
mickill
10-23-2009, 05:08 PM
I agree with Echewta; burritos > mexicans
Echewta
10-23-2009, 05:44 PM
Right? I mean, I wrap eggs, bacon, spinach, cheese, hash browns, and veggies in a tortilla and thats suppose to be a burriitto and Mexican??? The only thing Mexican in that is the burrittoo. I think its safe to say that I'm having an American breakfast held together by a Mexican.
Myu-to
10-23-2009, 09:55 PM
Mickill - Lenny
Echewta - David
Nuzz - Shelly
Turd - Arthur
Bionic - William
KLL- Kenny
Bob - Robert
Insertnamehere - Insertnamethere
cosmo105
10-23-2009, 10:46 PM
....__________
..@__________) = <3
russhie
10-24-2009, 09:11 PM
russhie I could see being a Callie or Kaley -esque name.

that says to me that I come across as some sort of college bimbo type, my real name is actually quite nice.
Randetica
10-25-2009, 03:08 AM
i share the same name with bitchamachacha and it's bitchamachacha!
adam_f
10-25-2009, 06:47 AM
My parents were originally going to name me Corey at my mom's choosing, but my dad intervened and twenty years later he finally told me he felt I would've turned out gay if I was a Corey.

So if your name is Corey, papa_f assumes you're gay.
jabumbo
10-25-2009, 11:31 AM
you still turned out gay, so what's his point?
Dorothy Wood
10-25-2009, 10:51 PM
you still turned out gay, so what's his point?


nice
HEIRESS
10-26-2009, 01:56 AM
I haven't really made it that hard to guess. spelling, schmelling.
Helvete
10-26-2009, 02:13 AM
I'd never actually heard of your name as a first name before, does it have any origin or anything behind it?
HEIRESS
11-04-2009, 10:37 PM
Nothing too deep really.
I'd rather not believe my mom thought naming her first born daughter after Eris, the greek goddess of discord, strife, chaos and laughter was a good idea, but she said that is most likely where she got the idea from.
sadly she changed the spelling to something far less phonetic.

Iwasalsothisclosetobeingnamed Paris. Thank god my mom changed her mind.
Laserface
11-04-2009, 10:42 PM
turdburglar always struck me as a "tony." or some other mono-syllabic name.
TurdBerglar
11-04-2009, 10:46 PM
i have a common name
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 12:47 AM
turdburglar always struck me as a "tony." or some other mono-syllabic name.

tony has two syllables.


turd, is your name Mike?
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 12:48 AM
not my first name
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 12:50 AM
john?
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 12:51 AM
close!
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 12:53 AM
james?
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 12:54 AM
who the fuck is that close
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 12:59 AM
similar style name?

jonathan?
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 12:59 AM
no

it's omar


what the fuck are you thinking, idiot
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 01:06 AM
I can't think of what would be close to John, but not John.

Jon

Johan

Jan

Johnny

Johnnie

Joh




you're the idiot, idiot.
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 01:06 AM
what the fuck is it with you and j's


are you in love with j's, j lover?
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 01:08 AM
Ron?!
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 01:10 AM
christ
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 01:11 AM
don?!

flan

pon

crom

bomb

tom
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 01:13 AM
yes im a tasty spanish treat
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 01:15 AM
mystery solved
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 01:20 AM
flan looks like congealed cum
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 01:32 AM
flame-broiled cum
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 01:36 AM
that has seeped out of a stripper because of the force of getting kicked in the sternum
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 01:39 AM
LOL SO HARD
HEIRESS
11-05-2009, 01:57 AM
jake?

jesse?

jamie?
paul jones
11-05-2009, 10:13 AM
If you KNOW what their name is, you can say it, just don't say that you know it unless you're sure they wouldn't mind everyone knowing.

I think bionic's name is Kevin

I think Russhie's name is Carly, or Cora, or Kaylie, or Kalli...or something like that.


I think HPdrifter's name is Angela

turdburgler seems like a Doug

The Padster is Nigel

I know your name(y)
Guy Incognito
11-05-2009, 05:11 PM
jack?
TAL
11-05-2009, 09:19 PM
Turd's first name starts with S.
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 09:28 PM
shutup tal!
TAL
11-05-2009, 09:29 PM
His middle name starts with M.

See? S/M, kinky fellow that one.
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 09:30 PM
shutup!
Dorothy Wood
11-06-2009, 01:28 AM
Skipper Matthews
TurdBerglar
11-06-2009, 03:09 AM
i went to grammar school with a kid named skip

he had a fucked up ear. one of his ears was like missing a chunk out of it.
Guy Incognito
11-06-2009, 04:17 AM
Turd's first name starts with S.

shutup!

thats a silly name.

I'll go for Sean
Bob
11-06-2009, 04:19 AM
has anyone made a joke about me yet?

have i?

i can't really remember
Guy Incognito
11-06-2009, 04:20 AM
has anyone made a joke about me yet?

have i?

i can't really remember

if you cant remember it wasnt funny.