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abbott
10-25-2009, 10:53 PM
I know I did good when I roll over and my wife gives me cold chills on my balls.

I refer to cold chills a delicate, soft touch like a light gentle message... I wonder if “cold chills” is a common universal term, or just something rednecks use?

cold chills on my balls are the best. If I make a song myself it will be about cold chills … on my balls.

Dorothy Wood
10-25-2009, 10:58 PM
that's sounds pretty cute considering you're talking about your wife rubbing your balls.

Bob
10-26-2009, 12:10 AM
i for one am curious whether cold chills is a universal term because i don't think i've ever ever heard that before and i've seen a decent amount of porn in my life

insertnamehere
10-26-2009, 01:01 AM
ive lived amongst rednecks my entire life and ive never heard it. im pretty sure you just made it up.

b i o n i c
10-26-2009, 12:38 PM
yes aka feather fingers

Videodrome
10-27-2009, 09:03 PM
This is truely a five star thread.

Audio.
10-27-2009, 09:06 PM
this guy got sensitive balls, mate.

TurdBerglar
10-27-2009, 09:31 PM
i absolutely hate my balls being touched

miss soul fire
10-27-2009, 09:37 PM
I thought this post was about food, but nevermind...:eek:

mikizee
10-28-2009, 05:39 AM
i absolutely hate my balls being touched

are you fucking serious dude

camo
10-28-2009, 06:32 AM
cupping?

lolkat
11-13-2009, 03:00 PM
emu15

insertnamehere
11-13-2009, 03:38 PM
i absolutely hate my balls being touched

she's doin it wrong

Lex Diamonds
11-13-2009, 04:33 PM
My chick calls it "the shivers" and you can do it pretty much anywhere, that shit feels good.

Personally I think "the shivers" makes it sound kind of evil, but I don't really care too much when I'm getting my sack caressed.

Myu-to
11-13-2009, 09:08 PM
I thought this thread was about blue balls.

Oh well.

HAhahahaha

"feather fingers"

abbott
11-18-2009, 12:02 AM
disaster came saturday night ... baby sitter ... out with the wife, wine beer, came home ... smoking, more beer ...

10:30 it was on, I knew the cold chills .. on my balls were coming and sure enough it happened ... BUT everytime my wife touched my balls I jumped and started laughing, she tried at least 6 times but I had to tell her to stop cause I could not handle it.

She was hurt, but I told her it was a once a year deal and convinced here to try again last night and I was able to relaxe and enjoy.... but no doubt about it, I had the open shot Saturday and could not handel it and saturady would of been longer, better and uncut

insertnamehere
11-18-2009, 12:18 AM
i have to be honest, i wish i had some balls to gently caress

abbott
12-04-2010, 01:31 PM
my wife told me to delete this, I made it for her...

http://www.gratedchocolate.com/

jabumbo
12-04-2010, 03:48 PM
is that song what you hear when you play "imagine" real slow?

Planetary
12-05-2010, 02:53 AM
haha this is the most fucked up thing ever

Echewta
12-05-2010, 09:59 AM
I thought it was called "holding the babybird?"

yeahwho
12-05-2010, 10:12 AM
This thread is very holiday seasonal feel to it, makes me want to start chopping.

makes for a nice Holiday song, Cold Chills...On My Balls fa la fa la la la la

abbott
12-07-2010, 09:45 PM
thanks for the feedback.

I'm not sure if I should post the albume cover. My wife had no idea I was taking a photo.

kll
12-13-2010, 01:48 PM
definitely one of the better threads lately...


i love how you jinxed yourself after posting this thread though...