courtesy wipes...

[Knuckles]

I work with a gentleman who excuses himself at least two times a day to give himself a "c-dub".

Is this a common practice for anyone here?

Now, I'm all for anal hygiene but why the hell would someone need to be constantly wiping their ass?

:confused:

[kaiser soze]

anal seepage?

or

swamp ass?

or

itchy ass?

why does he share this shit with you?

[mickill]

I'm confused. You're saying he openly tells everyone he's going to go wipe his ass? Is he an elderly gentleman? Maybe he soils himself throughout the day. I don't think this is anything remotely near common.

Does he sweat a lot?

I'm disturbed by this thread.

[Knuckles]

He's about my age.

He doesn't really seem to sweat a lot.





Do they still sell O'lean products?



And I have no idea why he feels the need to share.

[paul jones]

And I have no idea why he feels the need to share.

maybe because he's mentally ill(y)

[Knuckles]

maybe because he's mentally ill(y)

Yeah, I wouldn't rule that out.

[Dorothy Wood]

I've never heard of this. he might need to see a doctor!

when I was in college, my friend/neighbor used to come by to use my bathroom and baby powder for powdering his ass in the summer months. he always announced it too. I was like, "why don't you just buy some baby powder?" and said, "it's not the same". ha.

he's a scientist now, and still weird. (y)

[miss soul fire]

He's got worms!
No kidding. Tell him to go see a doctor.:eek:

[TurdBerglar]

a sweaty hairy asshole fucking sucks

[yeahwho]

he must mist fart

[Bob]

yeah i've never heard of it either. from the thread title i assumed it was about wiping the odd pube or drop of piss off the toilet or something but no, i've never heard of that. some days i'll have a movement or two that makes me wonder if i've really wiped completely but i've never gone into the bathroom later in the day to check and if i did i certainly wouldn't talk about it. well i mean technically i just did but not in real life, you understand

[RobMoney$]

one word:

Man-pon.


I use to hang with some of the O-Lineman from the football team when I was in college and they all use to wear them, and talked about it openly BTW.
They looked at you like you were a slob if you didn't wear one.

Really big dudes have issues with sweat back there apparently.

[miss soul fire]

Maybe he saw motorcycle brakers marks in his underpants!:rolleyes:

[insertnamehere]

is he fat? maybe he's taking that alli stuff.

[Fern]

I did 4 hits of acid back in september and had anal leakage with blood for a week. switched to colored tighty whities and manponed it all the way . . . .

[insertnamehere]

is this use of "manpons" that widespread? ive never heard of it before. ive never been in a situation where i felt the needs to shove TP up my butt. is this strictly a guy thing? do guys have a higher frequency of anal leakage to women? im so confused.

[BangkokB]

Don't believe the hype: He sharted and is too embarrassed to say anything about it.

Look for skidmarks on his Dockers and you'll knows it's Tru

[Ty Webb]

lol roid rage

[Myu-to]

Prolly goes without saying, but I would never sit in the same chair that he has sat in.