im really frustrated

[insertnamehere]

im all hung up on this guy. ive mentioned it previously. he's friend-zoned me. this has been going on since about mid-august and i cant get over it. im sick of it. and you know what else im sick of? why the fuck cant i find a cool guy that i like that likes me back. im 23, ive been at this college for 5 years. this is supposed to be primo dating time. you know how many guys ive dated here? 0. and its not for lack of trying.

im getting really, really desperate and i dont like it. i just want some human contact. waaahhhhhhhh.

[paul jones]

i just want some human contact.

gah, I know how you feel.It gets worse as you get older though.I think I'll go watch a couple of episodes of Seinfeld.

[checkyourprez]

im all hung up on this guy. ive mentioned it previously. he's friend-zoned me. this has been going on since about mid-august and i cant get over it. im sick of it. and you know what else im sick of? why the fuck cant i find a cool guy that i like that likes me back. im 23, ive been at this college for 5 years. this is supposed to be primo dating time. you know how many guys ive dated here? 0. and its not for lack of trying.

im getting really, really desperate and i dont like it. i just want some human contact. waaahhhhhhhh.


go to the bar, start pounding shots, and take home the first guy that talks to you.

[insertnamehere]

im not ballsy enough to do that, and even if i was i dont want to be a straight up hobag


i currently am not carrying any std's and id like for it to stay that way

[checkyourprez]

im not ballsy enough to do that, and even if i was i dont want to be a straight up hobag


i currently am not carrying any std's and id like for it to stay that way

common misconception about a one night stand.


just because you have 1 doesnt make you a hoebag, and it certainly doesnt mean your going to get an std. just dont pick up the bar hobo. and use protection.

[Bob]

common misconception about a one night stand.


just because you have 1 doesnt make you a hoebag, and it certainly doesnt mean your going to get an std. just dont pick up the bar hobo. and use protection.

how many STDs have you had?

[insertnamehere]

im really more in need of some kind of affection than strictly penis in vagina action. a one night stand would probably make me feel good for about a day. then id feel trashy and start worrying about herpes.

[Ty Webb]

you have so much to offer. don't stay hung up on some chump that ain't interested in dat ass.

[checkyourprez]

how many STDs have you had?

0 that i know of. ;)

[insertnamehere]

ty webb gives the best advice ever


i go through phases of thinking im over it and then i talk to him or something and im like aahhhhhh fuck i like you so much. whys he gotta be so nice and funny and adorable?

[Ty Webb]

are you saying ahhhh fuck i like you so much or thinking ahhhhh fuck i like you so much?

[insertnamehere]

thinking it.

[Ty Webb]

i've been in this situation a couple of times. i'd joke around a bit about hooking up and see the response. I'm male though. Just when you're hanging out or whatever you kids do say, "Geez, when are you gonna take me on a picnic you hot fuckass." or something silly like that.

[b i o n i c]

the more you try the harder it will be. ease off and dont be so eager and things will be more likely to happen for you

[insertnamehere]

i try to say thinks to hint around but im not very good at it and usually only brave enough to do it when im drunk so if anything he probably thinks that i say stuff like that to everyone when i am drunk

[Ty Webb]

then sit on his lap and see if you feel a boner.

[insertnamehere]

bahahaha

[Ty Webb]

i've been not great w/ the ladies lately. i forget to talk about things they tend to like. i just make fun of other people in the bar and talk about stoner metal bands.

[checkyourprez]

then sit on his lap and see if you feel a boner.

ive wondered about that. what do chicks think about when situations like that happen?

[Ty Webb]

cocks lol

[insertnamehere]

depending on the guy id be flattered, slightly uncomfortable, or grossed out.

if it was a guy who's boner id like to more closely inspect id be flattered. if it was an averagish guy that im not into id be understanding that sometimes that shit just happens but slightly uncomfortable. if it was a creepy perv id be grossed out.

[Ty Webb]

once my buddy was hanging out with his girl for the first time and me and my other friend came along. He said, "alright, don't do anything to embarass me." so we got wasted and they looked across the bar at us and i was sitting on my friends lap blowing a rape whistle. it was awesome.

[checkyourprez]

once my buddy was hanging out with his girl for the first time and me and my other friend came along. He said, "alright, don't do anything to embarass me." so we got wasted and they looked across the bar at us and i was sitting on my friends lap blowing a rape whistle. it was awesome.

is it because he had a boner?

[Bob]

so if you like a guy and he gets a boner when you touch him it's not that big a deal? because that's kind of an important thing for me right now

[insertnamehere]

i dont know about most girls but id think it was pretty neato. girls are weird though. they get all uppity about things like boners but you cant help that shit sometimes and i respect that.

i think it would be good if you seemed like you were at least trying to hide it. dont rub it all over her. but it happens sometimes so if you accidentally poke her with it dont fkrea out

[Adam]

You could get really drunk, and one day phone or text him and just ask "are we ever gonna do it?"

If he says no then turn that lust you have for him into contempt. If the answer is even vaguely positive, give him a time limit to a point where he has to get you in bed by. If/when it gets to 24 hours before that, hint at him and if still nothing turn that lust you have for him into contempt.

As long as you do this all drunk, you have enough excuses for your behaviour.

[insertnamehere]

if only id read that last night while i was drinking alone!

i dont really feel lusty towards him. its weird. i guess i do more now that i did initially but its not like he's super incredibly hot. i just really really like his personality :eek:

wft?

[Dorothy Wood]

once I was laying on a couch cuddled up to a male friend watching a movie and he accidentally popped a boner. he was like, "um, I uh, well, I have a boner". and I was like, "oh! well, goodness." and he said, "umm, what should we do about it?" and I was like, "hmmm..." and we both decided to just leave it be, and it went away.


anyway, INH, there's no use chasing a dude who won't have you. it shouldn't be that hard really. If you feel like there's something good there happening, just put it on the back burner and move on. Try some internet dating or something. If you still have feelings for the guy, go back and try again later. This is all I can really recommend.

as for this being "primo" dating time, I disagree. if I continued on with either of my college boyfriends or hookups, I would be either living in bumfuck ohio, or married to an alcoholic in milwaukee. at least the alcoholic is rich I guess (we're still friends).

you need to stop thinking that you're running out of time. you have plenty of time!

[Nuzzolese]

I never found anyone I liked until I'd finally decided - and believed it - that I didn't want to have a relationship with anyone. That's how it seems to work. You have to try hard to not want to meet anyone, and then you'll meet someone. But the whole time you're trying hard to not care, you have to forget that the whole reason you're trying to not care is because you're hoping it will work and you'll get a boyfriend.

Are there any dudes who ride horses with you?

[insertnamehere]

i take private lessons with the horses. and boys dont ride horses anyway.

as far as the not wanting a relationship thing, i went though a phase of that, and really the idea of having a relationship kind of freaks me out still. im not exactly sure why, but like, most of my interactions with guys have been someone secretive. ive done a lot of bad-idea hooking up with friends, and the whole idea of an actual committed agreed upon tell-the-world kind of relationship seems strange to me. im sure id like it if i had one. it just seems strange and scary.

hell its 2pm and i havent eaten today because i cant commit to what i want for lunch.

[insertnamehere]

so last night i was presented with a 100% chance of getting laid and i passed it up. after i left the guys room to lay on the couch to sleep, i had an internal argument with myself until i passed out.

on the one hand

ive slept with this guy in the past
he has a big penis
he's good with it
i'd be getting laid


on the other hand

he's guy i like's roommate
he's a kind of a douche


i think i made the right decision, but i dont think id have made the same decision if it wasnt for guy i like.

[Helvete]

Haha, wtf.

[miss soul fire]

Sometimes you sound like a guy.:D

[insertnamehere]

Haha, wtf.

which part of this specifically are you wtf-ing?

Sometimes you sound like a guy.:D

WOMEN HAVE NEEDS TOO

[miss soul fire]

which part of this specifically are you wtf-ing?



WOMEN HAVE NEEDS TOO

They do. And when they let it out, it's like a BOOOOOMMMMMMB!:eek:

[Adam]

You made the right choice but a guy would of taken the other choice.

[insertnamehere]

the only reason i didnt do it is cause i like his roommate and if i did, it would have ruined any chance i would ever have with him, except i dont have a chance with him at all so i probably should have just gone for the sex.

[kaiser soze]

oh don't let it get to you

There's other fish in the sea with fish for roommates you can fuck ya see?

It's swimmingly swell out there, you just gotta get your feet wet so take the plunge!

[insertnamehere]

i got blackout drunk with them last night

i'll probably have some kind of story for you when i find out what happened

[Dorothy Wood]

threesome!

[insertnamehere]

if im participating in a threesome i want it to be the good kind.

[checkyourprez]

i got blackout drunk with them last night

i'll probably have some kind of story for you when i find out what happened

me too.


i ended cutting a slit in my greenman costume where my dick was and banging some hoe with the suit still on.





thats a lie. i took the suit off and analed her. but it would have been funnier had i kept the suit on.

[Ty Webb]

saw a bunch of green men this weekend

[Bob]

i don't know if anal is a verb

[insertnamehere]

you can make just about anyhting a verb.


i saw a green man dude. i dont get it?

[checkyourprez]

saw a bunch of green men this weekend

i only saw 1 other dude where i was.