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ericlee
10-30-2009, 01:36 AM
is a nickname for this one homeless guy that hangs out in the atrium at my job.

I'm not even there for theft prevention but if it's blatantly done while I'm in the area, hell, I'll take care of it because I'm bored about 99.9% of the time while at work.

It was some homeless guy that comes in with his "girl" and they just drink up all day and come inside and either flop on the tables or act fools. They're regulars.

Anyway, I happen to notice the guy standing next to the flower display looking suspicious- firstly because those flowers and other plants that are there range from $35 and up. I see him looking around and he grabs one big cactus worth $85 and it almost knocks another plant over so he looks around and puts it back.

Take note, the whole time I'm standing about 60' away from him and he glanced at me as if I wasn't there.

He then grabs a smaller cactus worth $45 and puts his coat over it, takes another glance around and he walks outside with it. I gave him a little distance being that he limps and isn't fast at all and I chase him just by walking fast and catch him outside and I ask him what he's got under his coat and he gave it to me.

I told him that I know he's having hard times but he's making it hard for the other homeless that are keeping out of trouble that rely on the place when it gets cold outside.

Well, I gave him a second chance and he came back in later and tried to lift something else while I was again, watching.

He just perma-banned himself from a nice place to escape the cold during the winter. He has his girlfriend in which can come inside because she didn't steal anything but she won't be coming in either because she doesn't go anywhere without him.

insertnamehere
10-30-2009, 01:47 AM
poor guy. all he wanted was a cactcus.

b i o n i c
10-30-2009, 01:52 AM
if he got out the door with a cactus in his coat, id just let him go. he must REALLY want that cactus

insertnamehere
10-30-2009, 01:55 AM
he makes a valid point

yeahwho
10-30-2009, 02:00 AM
We've had all sorts of guys with nicknames hangout and a percentage of them get kicked out. One guy just wanted to hangout and also help, wear the company coat and hat. He would empty trash, sweep etc. His nickname is weak, we called him Mickey (he looked just like Mickey Goldmill Rocky's trainer in the movie), he was born with a hunchback and swerved to and fro quite a bit... Mickey cussed a lot and stared at the ladies a little too long, if you know what I mean.

One day after he cussed and stared at the bosses wife he was kicked off our job site. About a half a year after getting kicked off he showed back up with an attorney claiming he was never paid or compensated in any fashion for the work he did.

Mickey won, he also won back damages. Well over a few hundred thousand dollars I heard. I always really liked the guy and so did everybody else.

I smile every time I think about that smart ass Mickey.

insertnamehere
10-30-2009, 02:05 AM
that is the best story ive ever heard

ericlee
10-30-2009, 02:00 PM
Cheers to Mickey! We have one homeless guy that's nicknamed "Numbers" because all he does is write numbers down all day. They appear to be fractions of some sort but they're not. Just plain ole numbers and we don't think he knows what he's doing.

He's kinda creepy though, very quiet and he hit on the only female coworker we have. He really gave her the creeps.

Anyway, Cactus Jack is done. He can't come back. Usually after the first time we kick them out because they tend to see how far they can go.

ericlee
10-30-2009, 02:01 PM
if he got out the door with a cactus in his coat, id just let him go. he must REALLY want that cactus

He was still on our property which makes it fair game.

insertnamehere
10-30-2009, 02:08 PM
thats not the point. the point is he was determined enough to stick a cactus up his shirt

b i o n i c
10-30-2009, 02:43 PM
He was still on our property which makes it fair game.

no, i know you were just doing your job.. i just mean the mang musta really wanted the it to put the thorny spikey thing in his coat

edit: i didnt see thjat.. yeah what she said^

TAL
10-30-2009, 03:05 PM
I guess I'll be the first one to think this thread was about Mick Foley.

insertnamehere
10-30-2009, 04:07 PM
the other night i was at trivia night at a bar and they asked who the nicknames cactus jack (and said some other names) referred to.

i really coulda used you, tal.

yeahwho
10-30-2009, 04:26 PM
Cheers to Mickey!

Thanks, mickey used to always have a porno mag rolled up in the back pocket of his coveralls. He had a great sense of comedic timing, we all miss him (except, of course, our immediate boss and his wife don't miss him) He isn't allowed on company property and there is some sort of restraining award where he isn't even allowed within a few hundred feet of our companies properties.

But like I say, he has a few hundred thousand dollars for all of his good times. Heard he's only 35 years old and lives with his parents who take very good care of him.

TAL
10-30-2009, 05:40 PM
the other night i was at trivia night at a bar and they asked who the nicknames cactus jack (and said some other names) referred to.

i really coulda used you, tal.

Mankind and Dude Love.


Use me, baby!

ericlee
10-30-2009, 06:16 PM
no, i know you were just doing your job.. i just mean the mang musta really wanted the it to put the thorny spikey thing in his coat

edit: i didnt see thjat.. yeah what she said^

ahh, I get ya. I'm not with it today. Durr..

Audio.
10-31-2009, 06:43 PM
i thought this was about Mick Foley.