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insertnamehere
11-01-2009, 11:26 AM
im drunk still
i have to go to work
more specificlally i have to drive to work
i may or may not have pissed my pants last night
i honestly cant tell
my pants are all wet but neither the couch nor the blanket were wet
i cant decide if they smelll like urine or not. everything just smells like alcohol
i remember this asian chick laying in my lap and me caressing her head/hair
i was told i fell out of the car at one point
i probaby did/said some regrettable things as i was wiht that guy that i <3
i told an indian guy "this is how i make fun of white people" and pushed the corners of my eyes in
goddamnit
insertnamehere
11-01-2009, 11:32 AM
oh yeah, when i got up this morning some batteries fell out of my pants

your guess is as good as mine
hpdrifter
11-01-2009, 12:05 PM
Wow. Sorry to hear it, girl. I hope you're able to get through the day.
Helvete
11-01-2009, 12:12 PM
You're chinese?
kaiser soze
11-01-2009, 12:17 PM
well, I'm sure the biggest question is.....


































































































What were you for Halloween?!?
Echewta
11-01-2009, 12:46 PM
You probably spilled beers.
insertnamehere
11-01-2009, 04:20 PM
friday night i was a pirate. i didnt dress up last night. its a long story.

im not asian but ive got asian people eyes.

i never spill beers.
paul jones
11-01-2009, 04:32 PM
you're amazing!(y):cool:
Guy Incognito
11-01-2009, 04:53 PM
what kind of batteries?
insertnamehere
11-01-2009, 05:01 PM
AA
insertnamehere
11-01-2009, 05:08 PM
so the dude that i have a crush on, i was reportedly all over him. i told him i loved him several times and kept demanding that he take his clothes off.

also, when we got back to his place i picked up a whiskey bottle and finished it off. when someone saw me they told me it was a bad idea. i said "its a fantastic idea!" and passed out ass up in the middle of the floor. i like to think that most people find my behavior more funny than annoying.

i started shaking violently at work today. i think im gonna take a break from drinking for a bit.
Guy Incognito
11-01-2009, 06:12 PM
AA



also, when we got back to his place i picked up a whiskey bottle and finished it off. when someone saw me they told me it was a bad idea. i said "its a fantastic idea!" and passed out ass up in the middle of the floor. i like to think that most people find my behavior more funny than annoying.

i started shaking violently at work today. i think im gonna take a break from drinking for a bit.

was the irony deliberate between those two posts or what?
insertnamehere
11-01-2009, 06:14 PM
no but i started thinking the batteries might have been a sign...
Guy Incognito
11-01-2009, 06:24 PM
no but i started thinking the batteries might have been a sign...

that and passing out. keep chill and have a few quiet nights

on a completely unrelated matter which might raise a smile, i'll tell you my AA batteries story.

police found 2 aa batteries full of ecstacy at a festival. the police said it was a great piece of engineering and cunning and the 2 batteries looked no different from any other and someone must have gone to incredible lengths to conceal the drugs in the batteries.

only problem was they found them down some idiots sock. haha.
insertnamehere
11-01-2009, 06:27 PM
goddamnit i hope it wasnt an ecstasy battery cause i just left it on the floor
jabumbo
11-01-2009, 07:31 PM
i didn't think E was big enough to warrant an ingenious packing method



did you call that dude today or what? if you didn't, you should.
insertnamehere
11-01-2009, 10:28 PM
why should i call him?
kaiser soze
11-01-2009, 10:34 PM
call him and tell him you have lines on your forehead
insertnamehere
11-02-2009, 03:04 AM
i had plumbers crack and someone felt the need to stick batteries in it.

that answers that question.
Guy Incognito
11-02-2009, 04:16 AM
i didn't think E was big enough to warrant an ingenious packing method



it is at festivals, its pretty big in uk, not as big as it used to be but still millions take it every weekend
insertnamehere
11-02-2009, 10:21 PM
so, further reports say that i was trying to stick my hands in his pockets/pants, kept telling him to take his clothes off, and whenever i tried to touch him he'd pull away from me.

he's also not responding to me on aim


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kill me
kaiser soze
11-02-2009, 10:27 PM
Well he might know that it is legally considered rape when someone has sex with a person who is noticeably intoxicated

or

he's not into you
insertnamehere
11-02-2009, 10:54 PM
i am so upset. like, so so so upset i cant even explain to you how upset i am. most regretful night ever.
Dorothy Wood
11-03-2009, 02:42 AM
the ice is broken, I wouldn't sweat it. easier said than done though, I knows.

dude sounds like a turd anyway.
sjp
11-03-2009, 02:54 AM
look at it this way it would be worse if you did remember it i love not rememberinf shit when i go out just makes for a hell of a story later on like my buddy passing out at the bar and then on some bushes in front of the bar or i went for a high five and grabbed titties instead i didn't know the person either.
paul jones
11-03-2009, 03:09 AM
forget about that guy and become a bride of christ then you might meet a Von Trapp type with loads of kids who you can do a puppet show with and escape from the nazis(y)