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Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 12:08 AM
Acquaintance from college: Just found out that our resort has a poolside taco cart! I am (will be) in heaven!!!!!

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Her Dad: facebook one to my wall

Her Sister: Dad, what does that even mean??

Her Dad: i want a taco



LOL so hard!
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 12:11 AM
what
Bob
11-05-2009, 12:39 AM
what

you can't facebook a taco, i don't see what's so complicated about this
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 12:42 AM
i don't see what's so complicated about you shutting the fuck up, bob
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 12:45 AM
I'm kind of regretting writing "LOL so hard!"

it doesn't really translate and looks ridiculous.


anyhow, shut up turd!
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 12:47 AM
i have no reason to shutup i don't laugh out loud so hard at stupid shit
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 12:50 AM
maybe I should've written something about butts and boobs and people falling out of buildings, or masturbating.
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 12:51 AM
sure

as long as it was funny
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 12:53 AM
I guess I'm not sure what you find funny. yelling? strippers accidentally getting kicked in the sternum?


I thought everyone would think someone's dad saying "facebook [a taco] to my wall" was funny. My mistake. :(
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 12:54 AM
strippers purposely getting kicked in the sternum would be even funnier
checkyourprez
11-05-2009, 12:55 AM
the dad was defiantly talking about a pink taco.
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 12:55 AM
that's what i was thinking too
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 12:57 AM
alright, I would probably laugh if I saw like a 5 year old kid kick a stripper in the sternum on purpose. anybody else, no dice. well...maybe an old lady. OR another stripper, but she'd have to be drunk and wearing a wig. otherwise, NO DICE
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 01:05 AM
nah

im talking about some big lug head drunken guinea bashing the shit out of some nasty stripper right in the sternum because she pocketed his wallet

that's my money bitch!
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 01:07 AM
hmm.
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 01:08 AM
im just saying

that's how it would probably happen if a stripper were to get kicked in the sternum

im just trying to be realistic
Bob
11-05-2009, 01:10 AM
it's not tragic because strippers aren't people
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 01:10 AM
oh, well, I don't like topical humor.
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 01:11 AM
it's not tragic because strippers aren't people

yeah because they're women
Dorothy Wood
11-05-2009, 01:14 AM
women are the worst!
Bob
11-05-2009, 01:14 AM
yeah because they're women

that's our turd
TurdBerglar
11-05-2009, 01:17 AM
you're welcome
RobMoney$
11-05-2009, 03:10 AM
this is a bunch of nonsense
jabumbo
11-05-2009, 02:18 PM
i don't like tropical humor
hpdrifter
11-05-2009, 02:31 PM
What happened to sweet and innocent? Things not working out?
ScarySquirrel
11-05-2009, 06:32 PM
I wish it were possible to Facebook a taco to someone's wall.

So hard.
rirv
11-05-2009, 06:50 PM
I don't think I've ever eaten a taco. Dorothy could you facebook one to my wall. So Hard.
checkyourprez
11-05-2009, 07:02 PM
everything i do, i will do it so hard, from now on.
insertnamehere
11-05-2009, 07:11 PM
ive just begun frequently using "so hard" in the past few months to describe my actions. things that i do hard include nomming hard and rambling hard.
TAL
11-05-2009, 09:30 PM
I've got something for you to describe!
nodanaonlyzuul
11-07-2009, 01:09 AM
it's cute that a Dad would even say that. :)