crabby trannies

[Dorothy Wood]

earlier tonight around 7:30 p.m., I was unlocking my bike outside of TJMaxx after work (no, I don't work there, it's just nearby), and I heard all kinds of yelling across and up the street. I thought to myself, "ugh, annoying." and saw a few people walking fast and sassy down the sidewalk. I thought maybe they were just annoying teenagers or something, but then when they came under a street lamp yelling their heads off, I could see they were all transsexual women dressed casually, but sorta Baby Phat style. Dunno if they were drunk or what, but one girl started walking out into traffic to cross over and get to TJMaxx. Cars were honking and she just kept yelling, then stopped in front of a car to block it whilst doing the yelling. The guy in the car was all, "watch it! fucking pay attention to what you're doing!" and the tranny was all "fuck you! faggot! don't fucking swear at me!" and basically just kept screaming "faggot" as the guy zoomed off.

I found that pretty confusing and strange.

Then she was on my side of the street, yelling her head off about wanting to check the jewelry counter at TJMaxx, and her friends were yelling "No!" and there was a lot of "gurl" and "fuck". meanwhile, there are just regular people all around shopping, doing regular stuff. very odd, I said "shut up" under my breath because it was annoying, and I considered yelling, "sSHUT UPPP!" until I thought better. that lady man and her friends totally would've kicked my ass. ehh, well, I could've cracked some skulls with my bike lock I guess.

anyway, weird.

[Bob]

how do you know they were saying "gurl" instead of "girl"?

anyway wise choice keeping your mouth shut, you never know how people are going to react to that. i was on the subway once and there were these high-school aged girls, talking very loudly. someone said "SHUT UP" and one of the girls was on a witch hunt trying to figure out who it was. her friends were all trying to pull her back and telling her to chill out but she wouldn't have it, she just kept looking around asking "EXCUSE ME WHO SAID THAT? WHO SAID SHUT UP?" and fortunately the train got to her stop before she could find out and a confrontation could happen but still, just let it be mostly

[Dorothy Wood]

how do you know they were saying "gurl" instead of "girl"?



oh, there's a difference. "gurl" is sassier. and more "urrr".



as for the teenagers, scary. you never know what a teenager's going to do, the assholes think they're immortal.

[Bob]

oh, there's a difference. "gurl" is sassier. and more "urrr".



as for the teenagers, scary. you never know what a teenager's going to do, the assholes think they're immortal.

yeah, teenagers make me nervous. in my old neighborhood i used to use a subway stop that was right near a high school so every day at around 3:00 all the high school kids would get out and go to that one stop at the same time and be a big horde of obnoxious loud high school kids. they never really did anything troublesome apart from being loud and obnoxious but all the same i made it a point to take the train at a different time, i don't trust youths

i saw a headline in the paper the other day about a big fight that broke out in one of those hordes at a subway stop so i guess my strategy paid off in the long run

[RobMoney$]

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[Audio.]

reminds me of Downtown Los Angeles

[b i o n i c]

i spent a night in the slammer once in a huge giant room full of smelly people and the tranny was the toughest dude in there (y)

[rirv]

I once stumbled into "Gender Blender" night at the local nightspot and there was a big tranny standing next to the DJ making crude comments and derogatory remarks in a really camp but deep voice over the PA.

[Echewta]

sounds like it was more about the drugs than the tuck'n.