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[insertnamehere]

i wish i had a dick so when i woke up in the middle of the night and had to pee i could piss out the window

[Bob]

dental plan

[RobMoney$]

just piss the bed then

[TurdBerglar]

i piss out the window all the time

[paul jones]

i wish i had a dick so when i woke up in the middle of the night and had to pee i could piss out the window

easy.use a a trumpet(y)

[Dorothy Wood]

opening a window would take more effort than walking to the bathroom in my house.


I wish I had a dick so I could fuck things like pillows and jars of cranberry sauce.

[jabumbo]

so i was sitting in my car this morning waiting to meet someone for work. i was parked in a narrow gravel parking lot.


so this guy pulls in on the other side of the lot from me, so i see him right in my mirror.

dude whips it out and starts pissing between his car and the one next to him facing right at me. like, wtf dude?


first of all, there are trees surrounding 3 sides of the lot. and secondly, he was 50 feet from the building he was going into. i mean seriously?

[insertnamehere]

my bed is pushed up against the wall with the window, with the window sill being just below bed level. my window is always partially open.

the thoughts i wake up with at night...

[befsquire]

i asked the doctor once if i could hold it while he peed. i was curious. i splashed it everywhere. on my second try, i still splashed it, but not as bad as the first time. i will never, ever, complain about piss being anywhere, because i know from experience now that it isn't always that easy to control.

[Bob]

i asked the doctor once if i could hold it while he peed. i was curious. i splashed it everywhere. on my second try, i still splashed it, but not as bad as the first time. i will never, ever, complain about piss being anywhere, because i know from experience now that it isn't always that easy to control.

maybe i just have incredibly steady hands but i've never had a hard time not pissing all over the seat and/or floor and i've become a pretty heavy drinker (thanks, law school)

my 44 year old roommate does not seem to share my talent. i'm about 90% positive that the dude is pissing on the floor on a semi-regular basis, judging by the puddles around the base of the toilet. i'm not completely sure that it's piss - the bathroom tiles are green, so i can't tell from the color and i'm not about to bend down and smell it or anything but i dunno, i've got a strong hunch

i'm not sure how you're supposed to approach someone about this though. am i supposed to say "hey jeff, are you pissing on the floor? you are? you know that's gross right? oh you didn't! well it is. can you stop? great, thanks man"

really now

[befsquire]

perhaps you should ask if he's constantly allowing his girl to hold it for him. i've only done it twice, and while i would think a lifetime of doing it for yourself would make you an expert, drinking factors in, as does a curious woman. :)

[Bob]

perhaps you should ask if he's constantly allowing his girl to hold it for him. i've only done it twice, and while i would think a lifetime of doing it for yourself would make you an expert, drinking factors in, as does a curious woman. :)

the guy doesn't strike me as the kind who gets his penis touched by women too often

and that's coming from me!

[jabumbo]

you should bring this skill up at your next date, bob