how to win a womans heart

[sjp]

come on ladies and gents lets get some suggestions or keys on how.

[Bob]

the most direct way to a woman's heart is through her dumper

i know what you're thinking: "it's next to her creamers, right?" well sure, if you're a doctor or something but bro, women aren't into that medical doctor shit, what are you, a robot? dumper, bro, dumper

[paul jones]

give her all your money

[Fern]

DUMPER X 3 = $15 - PAY UP NIG . . . . .

[Dorothy Wood]

be considerate

be funny

give good kisses

[camo]

Knock a coconut off the stand. £5 for three balls.

[Echewta]

Its pretty simple:

Be nice but not too nice.
Be rugged but not too rugged.
Dress nicely but not too nicely.
Smell good naturally but how they what you to smell.
Pay for everything but let them feel like they are independent.
Let them know what you are feeling but not too much so that the mystery is gone.
Be able to read their mind.
Look like that guy from that one band.

[Fern]

Its pretty simple:

Be nice but not too nice.
Be rugged but not too rugged.
Dress nicely but not too nicely.
Smell good naturally but how they what you to smell.
Pay for everything but let them feel like they are independent.
Let them know what you are feeling but not too much so that the mystery is gone.
Be able to read their mind.
Look like that guy from that one band.

(y)

You forgot tell them what they want to hear . . .

[faz]

Bite your bottom lip, bitches love that

[insertnamehere]

confidence! but without acting like an arsehole. be friendly and confident.

also, good hygiene.