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Guy Incognito
11-18-2009, 04:50 PM
i didnt know where to put my eyes.

Hang on...I'll start from the start.

At work today i had to go to a training session which involved about 10 of us sitting round a table listenening to some boring geezer witter on about some new process we have to follow.
I was sat next to a young lady, nice girl, bit short, i have worked with her for a few years and know her quite well. As i mentioned i was bored to tears by this training and was slouched back in me chair more or less asleep. For some reason this girl was listening intently, asking questions and was leaning forward up against the table. Now she obviously hadnt done her belt up tight enough or jeans were a bit too big. I dunno, but as i came to from my slumber i could not avoid the sight of the crack of her arse. And i'm not just talking about a hint here, it was a couple of inches. I must stress that i wasnt trying to perv here it was right in my eyeline. I still cant believe she didnt notice her jeans needed adjusting. Obviously i moved my position to a more discreet angle and after a while she got bored with the training too and sat back in her chair.

Now my question is this: Is it impolite to point out to a lady that she needs to pull her keks up a bit or do you just have to say nothing, i kinda wanted to tell her but i didnt want her to know that i just seen a fair portion of her arse cos she might be embarrassed. so i just sat up.

Would you say anything, should you say anything? Ladies in particular, what do you think the correct course of action is? Am i just being a silly man?
MC Moot
11-18-2009, 05:05 PM
Buttock cleavage is where it's at...(y)
Guy Incognito
11-18-2009, 05:18 PM
Buttock cleavage is where it's at...(y)

absolutely r kid but thats not answering my question. she has quite a nice bum as it goes but i couldnt exactly tap her on the shoulder and say "nice arse luv"
NicRN77
11-18-2009, 05:27 PM
I think you may embarrass her if you say something. I know I say things to other women if things are hanging out...but its different if its coming from a female rather than a male.

I can't believe she didn't feel a draft.
jabumbo
11-18-2009, 05:29 PM
^ the draft coming from his heavy breathing probably kept her plenty warm
Guy Incognito
11-18-2009, 05:31 PM
I think you may embarrass her if you say something. I know I say things to other women if things are hanging out...but its different if its coming from a female rather than a male.

but why should it be different, i would have only said something to be helpful and friendly not to make fun or be suggestive.

I can't believe she didn't feel a draft.

maybe thas why she sat back, it wasnt just that i couldnt avoid it cos i didnt want to make eye contact with anyonte else in case they caught on and that would have embarassed her a bit.
Guy Incognito
11-18-2009, 05:33 PM
^ the draft coming from his heavy breathing probably kept her plenty warm

hahaha
MC Moot
11-18-2009, 05:33 PM
Guy: Could you uh...give me uh...hand full of peanuts...Maude?

Maude: Oh sure...

Guy: Not those peanuts...the ones at the bottom...
NicRN77
11-18-2009, 05:33 PM
but why should it be different, i would have only said something to be helpful and friendly not to make fun or be suggestive.


I don't know...maybe it would have been ok....but then she would know you were checking out her arse!
Guy Incognito
11-18-2009, 05:37 PM
I don't know...maybe it would have been ok....but then she would know you were checking out her arse!

there was no checking out going on, i got a free shot! it was just there, i looked, i thought thats nice, then i thought holy shit she has still got her arse out, i better move.

EDIT : nice to see an american call it an arse for a change(y)
rirv
11-18-2009, 05:46 PM
I once saw a woman in Sainsbury's at the checkout who was wearing a tight white top of some sort. You could see her bra through it too. Unremarkable you may think. However, her tits had kinda spilled out the top of her bra and with the nature of the semi-translucent top she was wearing meant that her breasts might as well have been on show to the whole store, nipples and all. In that kind of situation, would it have been rude to point it out?
NicRN77
11-18-2009, 05:47 PM
I once saw a woman in Sainsbury's at the checkout who was wearing a tight white top of some sort. You could see her bra through it too. Unremarkable you may think. However, her tits had kinda spilled out the top of her bra and with the nature of the semi-translucent top she was wearing meant that her breasts might as well have been on show to the whole store, nipples and all. In that kind of situation, would it have been rude to point it out?


Perhaps that was the look she was going for?
paul jones
11-19-2009, 05:10 AM
She's obviously a complete basket-case to be parading her mudflaps to strangers.In the olden days they would have sectioned her.
sjp
11-19-2009, 05:46 AM
she totally wants you