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HEIRESS
11-20-2009, 12:58 PM
yup.
I'm going to see it Saturday night with a gaggle of friends. we are going to put wine into our klean kanteens (http://safewaterbottlereview.com/images/reviews/klean_kanteen.jpg) and get wasted in the linepup.
no shame. ok maybe a little. :o
hpdrifter
11-20-2009, 01:00 PM
I was going to see it tonight with a friend but it's total mania and the shows are sold out from like 4-10.
b i o n i c
11-20-2009, 01:01 PM
40's of wine!? purple mouf will give yous away
HEIRESS
11-20-2009, 01:03 PM
It will be pinot gris for this mission.
My kanteen is 27 oz so it's perfect for a 750 ml bottle!
b i o n i c
11-20-2009, 01:07 PM
i snuck in a 40 of something to the matrix way back when and smoked a fattie for the psychodelic effect..
.. so is new moon, like, trippy? you guys should do some shrooms before you go in tonight
I think two hours of teenagers staring at each other and not saying much on shrooms would be too much.
kaiser soze
11-20-2009, 01:17 PM
he dies
oh
*spoilers!*
Planetary
11-20-2009, 01:53 PM
i thought you meant an actual new moon
HEIRESS
11-20-2009, 02:04 PM
Just reminded me of Stellarium (http://www.stellarium.org/).
(y)
Gareth
11-20-2009, 03:34 PM
i borrowed the book...1/3 of the way through
trailerprincess
11-20-2009, 07:37 PM
I nearly went today as it opened here but after a 3 hours Catholic/African funeral today I was pretty much overloaded with notions of death and everlasting life :(
Planetary
11-20-2009, 10:09 PM
Just reminded me of Stellarium (http://www.stellarium.org/).
(y)
why have i never heard of this?
nodanaonlyzuul
11-21-2009, 06:00 PM
I was bored to tears by the first one. I would think something with vampires in it would be at least halfway entertaining, but not so much.
If fans like this one better than the first one though, maybe it'll be watch-able at least.
I'm scared though. Anymore "they sparkle in the sun" kind of stuff will make my head explode.
the first one sucked but the rifftrax was amazing (so her sole reason for loving him is that she trusts him not to kill her even though he really really wants to? this is a healthy relationship). hopefully they'll do another one when this movie comes to DVD.
also, twilight...with cheeseburgers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daTTOyu-E1w)
NicRN77
11-21-2009, 06:51 PM
also, twilight...with cheeseburgers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daTTOyu-E1w)
I saw this a couple months back. LOL
I saw this a couple months back. LOL
hang on, spider monkey
Kid Presentable
11-21-2009, 11:33 PM
I went with the wife in exchange for I don't know what. Obviously she's thinking of leaving me. What a piece of shit. It ends in the middle of a scene. "Marry Me". Fuck off, you dour little english cunt. Even when he talks in American, he sounds british. "Fook me OI'm a wampire hurhur" "NO I AM A WEREWOLF AND SHE DISAPPROVES OF MY LIFESTYLE - A HOMOSEXUALITY METAPHOR, SEE ME NOW I'M WELL GROOMED AND ME AND MY GAY BUDDIES GO CRUISING FOR CHICKS IN THE 'CHICKS ARE YOUNG BOYS' SENSE" "I'm Bella and would somebody please let me give them the 'take it in the arse' special I'm so fucking desperate to share???". The treaty, the treaty oh fuck me the treaty. "What wonderful gifts you have you fashionable little cunts".
Nicodemus
11-22-2009, 02:15 AM
Yeah, its bad. Not a single vamp fang exposed in the whole two hours. No one gets bit. And this is a vampire movie? I like how the preview alludes to a battle between vampire and wolf... and then... nothin'. Garbage, garbage, garbage.
Fuck you.
my girlfriend liked it, though.
lolkat
11-22-2009, 04:05 AM
linepup awww
Audio.
11-22-2009, 07:11 AM
I made a little joke about New Moon being gayish with my nerdy brother in front of those whom are lined up to see the movie. I ended up getting harassed by rabid teenagers. Hope others had a decent experience today.
HEIRESS
11-22-2009, 07:55 AM
I should be hired by rifftrax because I made enough dick jokes (especially ones referring to "red rockets") to appease any unattainable viewing group tonight at the movie.
ps. Im drunk off a very random mixture of red and white wine
pps. Some dude downtown afterwards looked at me in my outfit and said "god what I wouldn't pay to be those tights on your legs."
grossie josies!
OMG WHAT A BAG OF SHITE
It would work better if the vampires weren't such a bunch of douche bags. The werewolves are way cooler. Edward doesn't say anything, why is she in love with him? She doesn't do anything either.
The first one was like watching an 2 hour long My Chemical Romance video.
I won't be watching the second. Well unless I have a girlfriend, come dvd release time.
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