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Lex Diamonds
11-23-2009, 11:28 AM
I've got no money and the rent's due in two days. I need to raise around £200 out of nothing.

Any bright ideas?

I'm starting on £0 so drug dealing and gambling (my usual first port-of-calls) are out of the question.
trailerprincess
11-23-2009, 11:32 AM
Sperm donation. A lot of it.
b i o n i c
11-23-2009, 11:38 AM
your blood (http://www.blood.co.uk/SessionSearcher/search.aspx?AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1)
b i o n i c
11-23-2009, 11:39 AM
sell shit (http://london.craigslist.co.uk/)
b i o n i c
11-23-2009, 11:41 AM
rob money (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpQ5ApWpNxo)
b i o n i c
11-23-2009, 11:42 AM
real gangsta (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-QSz4R7mR0)
kaiser soze
11-23-2009, 11:44 AM
Any bright ideas?



grow up?
Lex Diamonds
11-23-2009, 11:46 AM
grow up?
Ha nah, fuck that. Any good ideas?
Planetary
11-23-2009, 11:59 AM
Rent boy. Works like a charm for me...
Helvete
11-23-2009, 12:07 PM
I'll spot you 200 if you like.
Lex Diamonds
11-23-2009, 12:21 PM
Seriously?
TAL
11-23-2009, 01:36 PM
Get some better whores.
Dorothy Wood
11-23-2009, 01:42 PM
Get some better whores.

lol
checkyourprez
11-23-2009, 01:46 PM
pay in that latin dick sonny.
paul jones
11-23-2009, 01:50 PM
Ring the manager of Wigan Athletic and tell him you're a top defender
Lex Diamonds
11-24-2009, 08:59 AM
He already knows, but he's still not calling.