View Full Version : I think there's a lady after my man
Dorothy Wood
11-25-2009, 01:24 PM
*I need advice on how to squash that shit. There is a new lady who joined up with our [puggle breeding] organization, and I'm pretty sure she's making moves.
the evidence:
1. her eyes go all moony when she looks at him.
2. at last week's dog show, she brought a girl friend and as he and I passed by and said "hello" to her, she said to her friend, "and this is [his name]", but didn't introduce me.
3. a day later, at a photo shoot, she complemented my dude's pants. and you know what's inside of pants don't you?! yeah! a penis, she was complementing his penis.
4. and today, via group email, my dude was talking about going to some store in his neighborhood to get supplies for the group and she was like, "I'd love to go, [his name], let me know when you're headed over there."
WHAT, love to go? what a bitch!
5. I can't remember, but I'm sure there's something.
*okay, this is meant to be a comical thread actually, I'm not that upset or anything. I'm more just wondering if we should just start making out in front of people or something? because not everybody knows we're a couple. he puts his arm around me, and we're always talking to each other...but we were like that when we were just friends too.
honestly, it doesn't really matter.
*deletes thread*
I always thought I just had good taste in pants! :eek:
nodanaonlyzuul
11-25-2009, 01:27 PM
if you feel a little irked by it, make sure you two make out in front of her. That'll help I imagine. Then in conversation if he's not around say "yeah, my boyfriend, you know, [his name], blah blah blah".
That kind of thing.
If she doesn't back up still, regulate her ass. Make her back up by giving her a wide/mean eyed "bitch back off". After that, regulate with your fist.
Get him to lead her on and then crush her.
Thats if you trust him enough not to dump you for her.
Dorothy Wood
11-25-2009, 01:47 PM
I always thought I just had good taste in pants! :eek:
;)
if you feel a little irked by it, make sure you two make out in front of her. That'll help I imagine. Then in conversation if he's not around say "yeah, my boyfriend, you know, [his name], blah blah blah".
That kind of thing.
If she doesn't back up still, regulate her ass. Make her back up by giving her a wide/mean eyed "bitch back off". After that, regulate with your fist.
I am a little irked by it, I'll admit. but she probably has no idea we're dating, so I can't really be mean to her or anything. I'll make sure to get all handsy with him in front of her.
Get him to lead her on and then crush her.
Thats if you trust him enough not to dump you for her.
that's an awful idea, adam! He already sort squashed that email thing with a very neutral response like "I'll go when anyone wants to go and people can go without me too". awww, such a good boy! :p
edit: I do trust him, the girl's cute, but I'm cuter.
Seriously, if he is the type that would insisted on waiting 2.5 months or whatever the amount of time was, he is more than likely not the type to cheat. Why would he risk throwing away something special for some other girl, ya know? It's tough to judge without actually knowing him, but I know the type. . . . .
MC Moot
11-25-2009, 01:59 PM
It's pretty clear that Dorothy needs to wrestle this girl in order to establish dominance...mud or jello,let her choose...
b i o n i c
11-25-2009, 02:29 PM
no, i really like the 'have him lead her on and bounce' approach. all fun an smiles and winks and bam 'whoa there, easy girl what are you DOING'? lolz
See it as a good test of your relationship.
Dorothy Wood
11-25-2009, 03:14 PM
you guys are mean!
b i o n i c
11-25-2009, 03:16 PM
like you wouldnt love that :rolleyes:
b i o n i c
11-25-2009, 03:49 PM
ps, imo, the whole making out in front of her and staking your territory is dumb.. please dont do that
Dorothy Wood
11-25-2009, 03:50 PM
I certainly wouldn't. As a lady who's had a serious crush on a man in a relationship, I would have rather known he had a girlfriend right from the start so I didn't get my hopes up.
My boo isn't flirting back though; I'm not really sure he even knows how, to be honest. He's not interested in her though, as far as I can tell he's got a tiny crush on another chick in the group...but she's a lesbian in a committed relationship who doesn't give two shits about him, so I got no worries. The lady with the crush is too girly for him anyway. He's into tomboys, who also happen to clean up nice. like me! hooray!
b i o n i c
11-25-2009, 03:53 PM
well you called her a bitch, so i thought you should treat her like a bitch if she was one.
if she doesnt know he's taken then that would be mean, otherwise, as they say.. fuck the bint
miss soul fire
11-25-2009, 05:11 PM
You should pretend you love her. Make her think you're bi and so is your man. It will work! Unless she's also bi.
OR
You act like a lunatic who stalk people at night especially.
Whatever, just kick her in the ass!!!!:mad::D
Dorothy Wood
11-25-2009, 05:13 PM
yeah, I was mostly just joking around. I do find it a little weird that she'd be flirting over a google group, but that doesn't make her a bitch, ha.
miss soul fire
11-25-2009, 05:15 PM
yeah, I was mostly just joking around. I do find it a little weird that she'd be flirting over a google group, but that doesn't make her a bitch, ha.
But it makes her a whore!!!
On the internet the damage is ten times worse!
I thought on the internet nothing mattered?
I mean, its the internet.
Or was you being sarcastic and my sarcasm chip is all screwy (again)
Dorothy Wood
11-25-2009, 05:49 PM
you're right! I should probably kick her ass!
I'll keep my eye out, but dude's email was a thing of beauty. a subtle brush off, aloof, yet polite.
it will probably just make her like him more. :mad:
:p
yeahwho
11-25-2009, 06:43 PM
Can't you train that dog to bite this ladies face?
kaiser soze
11-25-2009, 11:42 PM
what about this?
http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=93316
he is in a band, it's going to happen
roadies ya know?
monkey
11-26-2009, 12:11 AM
my exbf calls it "peeing on ___" when you try to establish your... uhh... ownership of your SO. he says that other girls can smell it. i know that once upon a time, when i was all insecure about shit, i "peed" on him. and i was very stupid about it and for it. basically, your insecurity shows and i think that makes you even more vulnerable. maybe you should just trust the dude. then again, not everyone is worth trusting. so... yea.
Dorothy Wood
11-26-2009, 12:17 AM
what about this?
http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=93316
he is in a band, it's going to happen
roadies ya know?
did you mean groupies?
I'm in a band too. I get people coming up to me sometimes. Mostly girls...but, sometimes boys...gay boys. haaaa...uhh. oh! wait, once I got hit on and asked out. that was exciting. never followed through though.
anyway, there's a difference between admiring a musician and actively flirting on an ongoing basis.
maybe we should make an announcement, or wear special t-shirts that say "I'm with him" and "I'm with her" and stand next to each other all the time. that sounds pretty cool!
not.
Dorothy Wood
11-26-2009, 12:19 AM
my exbf calls it "peeing on ___" when you try to establish your... uhh... ownership of your SO. he says that other girls can smell it. i know that once upon a time, when i was all insecure about shit, i "peed" on him. and i was very stupid about it and for it. basically, your insecurity shows and i think that makes you even more vulnerable. maybe you should just trust the dude. then again, not everyone is worth trusting. so... yea.
oh, I trust him! I just think it would be good to let her know somehow that we're dating. I don't even know for sure if she's super into him or just flirtatious. There's another girl in the group that flirts with him, but she's just a flirt. She flirts with me, even. it's a little unsettling sometimes, actually. :(
Gareth
11-26-2009, 02:10 AM
regulate with your fist.
hahaha (y)
I remember some ho bitch was after my bf a while back. The 3 of us worked together. She kept saying shit, like, "Oh if it snows, I live right by your (my bf's) exit home. You could always spend the night at my place if you ever need to crash." Never mentioned MY name though. She'd say little things similar all the time and plug that she was a "model". But yeah. I lost my shit eventually and told her to fuck off at a bar. :cool:
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