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checkyourprez
12-02-2009, 09:59 PM
If this doesn't look like the best show ever invented i dont know what is.


Its a movie star.

Its a cop.

Its a badass.

Its all in 1 show.

Starting tonight at 9 on A&E.
ericlee
12-02-2009, 10:58 PM
it's missing 4 apostrophes.
checkyourprez
12-02-2009, 11:20 PM
it doensnt give a SHIT.


just like steve seagal.
Yun
12-03-2009, 12:00 AM
FUCKING FINALLY!

AWESOME!
Burnout18
12-03-2009, 12:08 AM
is this real?
checkyourprez
12-03-2009, 12:27 AM
is this real?

DOES STEVEN SEAGAL FUCK AROUND?????? (http://www.heaven-earth.com/images/a_seagal.GIF)
sjp
12-03-2009, 01:43 AM
Steven Seagal is Under Siege, every thing he does starts with Steven Seagal Is.
checkyourprez
12-03-2009, 10:42 AM
Steven Seagal is Under Siege, every thing he does starts with Steven Seagal Is.

because steven seagal is bigger than what he does.
Rock
12-03-2009, 03:49 PM
What a let down. I thought it would be full of really funny moments with Steven portraying himself as a badass. But they were few and far between.

It was ridiculous how they had the "instinct" view throughout the show.
YoungRemy
12-03-2009, 04:17 PM
does he wear a Southwestern style poncho?
checkyourprez
12-03-2009, 04:36 PM
does he wear a Southwestern style poncho?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE. (http://iconvsicon.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lawman_steven_seagal.jpg)
DIGI
12-03-2009, 06:41 PM
Dude, you need to stop. The 2 minutes the whole Chuck Norris thing was mildly funny doesn't warrant a Seagal rebirth.
nodanaonlyzuul
12-03-2009, 09:07 PM
he got really fat.
checkyourprez
12-03-2009, 09:22 PM
Dude, you need to stop. The 2 minutes the whole Chuck Norris thing was mildly funny doesn't warrant a Seagal rebirth.

dude you need to shut the fuck up before steven seagal whips your ass (http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2002_Half_Past_Dead/2002_half_past_dead_002.jpg).

he got really fat.

yea. he's actually a little slimmed down from a couple years ago. it was a dark time in stevens life.
ericlee
12-03-2009, 10:39 PM
Edit:

i watched the first bust on YouTube just now and it's fake and overly dramatized.

For the record, he's known to sexually abuse his maids and beat them.
kaiser soze
12-04-2009, 12:49 AM
can't wait to see this on Southpark (y)
DIGI
12-04-2009, 01:12 PM
Edit:

i watched the first bust on YouTube just now and it's fake and overly dramatized.

For the record, he's known to sexually abuse his maids and beat them.

STEVEN SEAGAL JUST DOESN'T ABUSE HIS MAIDS, HE.......blah blah blah.
ericlee
12-04-2009, 02:51 PM
lol