like if i put my foot in a certain position i get a cramp

[b i o n i c]

am i gonna die?

[TurdBerglar]

you're gonna get a cramp so hard that it will set off cramp shock waves and your whole body will cramp up. it won't kill you but the full body cramp will break all your bones and you'll become this crunchy gelatinous mass. have fun!

[b i o n i c]

so im gonna die?

[Adam]

You won't die but you'll left unable to move anything other than your right eye lid. No1 will be able to communicate with you and although your friends and family will come to see you lots at first they'll slowly disappear while they get on with their lives.

They'll sometime say in 10 - 20 years times "remember that guy b i o n i c ? May raise a glass to you but then declare you're probably dead. And you'll live to be 115 years old stuck in a body with only a beep of your life support machines for company.

So yes, you're gonna die.

[Helvete]

Yeah, I get the same thing aswell. You're gonna die.

[Bob]

you'll have no mouth but you must scream

[Audio.]

and your nut sack will itch but you wont be able to scratch.

[b i o n i c]

i get these ridiculously painful cramps in my left calf in the mornings.. like yelling and tears. and the one on my foot if i point my toe too much. ive eaten like 5 bananas in the last few days and i got another one

so im gonna die, basically

[Burnout18]

I get the cramp in the foot.... that doesnt bother me that much anymore. How about this one, i cramp right behind my chin! WTF is that?

[b i o n i c]

ive gotten the under the chin ones from yawning too hard. i like to save those for when im having a conversation with an asshole and i can be like *yawwwn* "oooohhh owwww.. your shits so boring i yawned hard enough to get a muscle spasm.."

i know that youre supposed to eat lost of potassium and quinine which is in some seltzers.. but i think im predisposed to them. im thinking im gonna get parkinsons or some shit.. im serious!

you're gonna get a cramp so hard that it will set off cramp shock waves and your whole body will cramp up. it won't kill you but the full body cramp will break all your bones and you'll become this crunchy gelatinous mass. have fun!

oooooowww thanks

seriously these cramps hurt like HELL.. i felt the one in my calf and a part of the flexes on its own and gets hard and round like a golfball... fucking owww

im gonna die.

[YoungRemy]

Walk it off. And remember: Next time, stretch before you ov-a-late

-Al Bundy

[Adam]

It could be some sort of referred pain, you should see some dude with letters after his/her name and ask 'em.

[b i o n i c]

walk it off? have you ever had one of these!? they feel like someone stuck you with a nail. im talking prevention ova here!

[MC Moot]

Hydrate...

[Planetary]

Vitamin B1 - Thiamin.

Get some of this and you're laughing.

Seriously.

[b i o n i c]

Get some of this and you're laughing.

say what?

[Adam]

^he means take a placebo to hide any under lying medical conditions. Its what vitamins are for. (y)

Maybe do some stretches first thing to loosen yourself up and it might eventually disappear.

[hpdrifter]

It seems counterintuitive but flex your foot. You probably have a charley horse.