Jersey Shore

[Echewta]

OH man.

[YoungRemy]

talking about "the punch" I presume?

Roid Rage + Bitchy Spoiled Guidette= Hilarious

[hpdrifter]

Oh, is that what that gif in the sure shots forum of?

Never seen the show and probably won't watch it. Frankly it scares me to know people like this exist.

[b i o n i c]

i thought they shouldve just called it growing up got ti part 2

[Gareth]

i've seen clips
looks amazing
i need to get ripped abs and call myself the situation

[checkyourprez]

i've seen clips
looks amazing
i need to get ripped abs and call myself the situation

the bitches love this.


fist pump dance is all the rage. i be fist pumping all night brah.

[Fern]

this is a war that i have been fighting for years.

www.getoffourisland.com

[Burnout18]

Feel my pain

[checkyourprez]

this show is so awesome.

these guys rule.



defiantly just gave me some new lingo.


the grenade = fat/ugly friend that your buddy has jump on top of and take one for the team.

[The Notorious LOL]

I watched this at a friends one night. Its like a train wreck cept with Jersey guidos.

[ericlee]

sponsored by:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::Ed Hardy.

[Audio.]

ewwwwww a guido tv show.

[b i o n i c]

im so glad i dont live on long island

[Yeti]

I was flipping channels at halftime of the Colts/Jags game last night and landed on this program. I sat in amazement as a grill caught fire because some guys named Mike "The Situation" and DJ Pauly D put charcoal on a gas grill. "The Situation" and Pauly D are 27 and 28 yrs old respectively and I am guessing that they don't know much about anything. I watched another 10 minutes and saw some jawdropping monosyllabic grunting between J-Woww and Snooki. I did notice a guy named Vinny that rarely spoke and seemed very low key. I am guessing that he will not get too much air time since they want to portray idiocracy.
Jersey gets it from all sides.---Joe Piscapo with-I'm from Jersey, you from Jersey?---the Sopranos---Real Housewives of Jersey---Ouch.

I am guessing that this show will be a hit and we will have many more years of fake tanned greasy haired grunting gold chain wearing idiots to watch in the future. I guess it is no different than going to the zoo and making a beeline to the monkey house.

[Echewta]

"I just shoved her face" ha, no drunk guy taking other peoples shots, you didn't.

[monkey]

im so glad i dont live on long island

:(

:o:o:o:o


the saddest part is that my cousin who lives out east (suffolk county is like guido heaven) looks and talks like this too. in my own family!!!!!!!!!

[checkyourprez]

I was flipping channels at halftime of the Colts/Jags game last night and landed on this program. I sat in amazement as a grill caught fire because some guys named Mike "The Situation" and DJ Pauly D put charcoal on a gas grill. "The Situation" and Pauly D are 27 and 28 yrs old respectively and I am guessing that they don't know much about anything. I watched another 10 minutes and saw some jawdropping monosyllabic grunting between J-Woww and Snooki. I did notice a guy named Vinny that rarely spoke and seemed very low key. I am guessing that he will not get too much air time since they want to portray idiocracy.
Jersey gets it from all sides.---Joe Piscapo with-I'm from Jersey, you from Jersey?---the Sopranos---Real Housewives of Jersey---Ouch.

I am guessing that this show will be a hit and we will have many more years of fake tanned greasy haired grunting gold chain wearing idiots to watch in the future. I guess it is no different than going to the zoo and making a beeline to the monkey house.


thats what im saying dude. this show is so hilarious that people actually live like this. they are real people!

[RobMoney$]

I think this show's great.

I spent every summer of my life down the Jersey shore. Mostly at Wildwood. I spent a few weekends in Seaside over the years tho.
Willdwood is like the NYC of Jersey shore spots, with Seaside Heights being the Newark, NJ.

My entire neighborhood sort of picked up and moved down the shore for the summer. I could walk down the street and see as many people I knew from Philly in Wildwood, as I could in Philly itself in the summer.

One regret I still have in life is that I never moved down there for an entire summer. Only weeks & weekends at a stretch.
Probably some of the most fun times of my life.

Kind of makes me laugh that THIS is what people choose to be offended by in life. All the fucked up things going on in the world...

[Fern]

:(

:o:o:o:o


the saddest part is that my cousin who lives out east (suffolk county is like guido heaven) looks and talks like this too. in my own family!!!!!!!!!

Let me guess; did your cousin go to Sachem???

This isn't true at all. Nassau is 10x worse with italians. The hamptons (located in suffolk county) is only guidoed up in the summer.... same with Ocean Beach/Bay Park area. There is mass disgust here towards that and frequent problems at bars. It is hysterical. Being called Italian is an insult here ....

[nodanaonlyzuul]

I think I'm too scared to watch this show. I don't be aware that people like this REALLY exist.

[RobMoney$]

I think they're hilarious.

I totally know like five dudes who are just like Mike "The Situation".
They're hilarious.

[Videodrome]

this show is my guilty pleasure.

[YoungRemy]

i worked with these types, mostly of the "Snooki" persuasion, at a summer camp in Rockland County...

Staff Parties provided for endless hours of douchebaggery

[ms.peachy]

I watched this at a friends one night. Its like a train wreck cept with Jersey guidos.

I haven't seen the show but it's my understanding that they aren't even from NJ, no?

Has NJ run out of its own, that we need to start importing them now?

[YoungRemy]

NJ/Long Island/Staten Island/Rockland County
guidos are all the same breed...

[cj hood]

reinstate guido king!

[Burnout18]

I haven't seen the show but it's my understanding that they aren't even from NJ, no?

Has NJ run out of its own, that we need to start importing them now?

8 cast members and only two are from jersey.

1 from RI, 2 from NJ, and 5 from new york state/city.

[Yeti]

I watched the other day to see about the gal named Snooki because I saw a promo where she was sucker punched by a drunk frat guy.
I kept looking at Snooki's orange tan and thinking that she is an Oompa Loompa. They are all orange Oompa Loompas but they do not sing songs or impart important life lessons.

[RobMoney$]

You don't have to call her snooki, you can call her Garfield. (http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/update-snookie/1187091/)

[RobMoney$]

This show's everywhere.
Even Adrock's blogging (http://skullsnaps.org/) about it.

[Yeti]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4d2ebc8f52/alyssa-milano-s-evolution-jersey-shore

[MC Moot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaRcVT604_0

[RobMoney$]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3e1c0b38aa/the-real-situation-feat-the-situation-snooki-and-pauly-d-dj-lubel

[RobMoney$]

She is excluded from surf and turf.
She is excluded from Ravioli night.
She is excluded from Chicken Cutlet night.


Next weeks episode looks epic...
Snooki: "Can I get a roll?"
The Situation: "Looks like you have plenty of rolls already"

[RobMoney$]

"I would send her a picture of my dick and a pack of bubble gum and say chew on this"

God, this show is pure gold.

[NicRN77]

I watched it the other day just to see what all the hoopla was about...I found it quite annoying yet entertaining.

[RobMoney$]

FIST PUMP!

[RobMoney$]

Yo, I don't care about that religion or whatever it is, I just wanna get to the business.

[Helvete]

This show is awesomely bad. It's terrible and has people who disgust me, but then again, it's like watching a nature show about these weird creatures in far away lands.

[JimmyTheScumbag]

You should all be ashamed you are watching this crap.















'Who's your fat friend?'

hahahhahahhahah

hahahhaha

[RobMoney$]

You gotta love people looking down their noses at frat humor on a website owned by the Beastie Boys.

[Bob]

You gotta love people looking down their noses at frat humor on a website owned by the Beastie Boys.

don't the beastie boys look down on their own frat humor?

[RobMoney$]

Yes and No.

To this day, every interview they give is nothing more than them fucking with the interviewer.

[Bob]

Yes and No.

To this day, every interview they give is nothing more than them fucking with the interviewer.

i'm sure i remember reading something in the booklet that came with sounds of science, in the "fight for your right" part where yauch says something like "we hate this song, our frat boy schtick was embarrassing; i guess if you pretend to be something for long enough you actually become it"

[RobMoney$]

All I know is, if MTV does not put The Situation on Real World/Road Rules challenges I will be forever pissed.
In fact they should just make a RWRR vs. JS challenge.
It would be so money.
I'm so sick of the cliques on those RW vs. RR challenge shows anyway (rookies v. vets schtick is done, son).
I could just see Ronnie going MMA on some guy in the Inferno. (That's one shot, Kid...One Shot! Come at me Bro!!)
JWOWW! would smother those girls.
I'm fairly certain The Situation would perform poorly in competitions. He may be ripped and stuff but he's not athletic and pretty much an all around pussy.

Snookie v. the little blonde girl that they keep around because she's not a threat would be interesting as well.

[RobMoney$]

Leo (http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2010/01/leonardo_dicaprio_the_situation_gtl_baby.php) is all about GTL, baby.

[RobMoney$]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CsSmkUFh6Q&feature=player_embedded

[checkyourprez]

situation could have his own show.

hes def going to get something.

[RobMoney$]

24 hours till JERSEY SHORE FINALE!!

[nodanaonlyzuul]

Home alone, and I get to come in to work late tomorrow, so I finally got around to seeing an episode online. I watched the latest one I think?

It took the KO punch of the last episode (I think) to get me to freak out laughing and loving it.

Holy shit this is pure trash and it's addicting as all hell.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

I should have known I would find it so entertaining though. That's why I always watched I Love New York.

Sigh.

[RobMoney$]

Get up! There's Gorilla Juiceheads everywhere down by the beach!


Sammi Sweetheart continues to prove herself as a POS and my least favorite cast member.
Good riddance to her, Ronnie.
Now you can get back to Creepin' & Battlin' & fist pumpin' with the rest of the fellas.

[RobMoney$]

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=455275&GT1=28103


'Jersey Shore' to return for 2nd season

Jan. 30, 2010, 7:08 AM EST
SANTA MONICA, Calif. (AP) -- MTV's "Jersey Shore" will be back for a second season.
The network's president of programming Tony DiSanto said Friday that 12 new episodes will air this summer.

According to the network, Pauly D, Mike, Snooki, Jenni, Sammi, Ronnie and Vinny escape the cold northeast and find themselves in a new destination.


Thank God, I'm already starting to go through withdrawl.

[Dorothy Wood]

this show is amazing. I love it.

it's like reliving spring break '98 over and over again, except more tan.

[silence7]

Jersey Shore Soundboard (http://www.complex.com/blogs/2010/01/21/the-complex-jersey-shore-soundboard-click-on-it/)
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[Audio.]

the guido herd is becoming stronger :(

[NicRN77]

it really is addictive.

[checkyourprez]

it really is addictive.


kinda like how coke is addictive. its so bad for you but its so good!!!

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm going to the shore for a week starting friday. anybody need any guidos?

[Yeti]

When they went to talk with their new employer Pauly D had this gem of a quote.....My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain’t movin’ my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike… it doesn’t move! What makes you think it’s gonna move in a gelato shop?

JWow was mad at Angelina and this quote came out of her mouth......I’m putting Vaseline on my face, taking my earrings out, putting my hair up & I’m beating the crap out of her.

Ah,to be young again...

[Echewta]

"my dude" ROFL

[Jane*]

Echewta should be out taking more photographs instead...

[checkyourprez]

this show is pretty awesome.

[Echewta]

Echewta should be out taking more photographs instead...

Of what??

[Jane*]

anything I guess, using that new camera.

[checkyourprez]

Of what??

dicks.

[Echewta]

I'm not a fan of dick pictures so I wouldn't do them justice.

I'm assuming, Jane*, you are talking about the ones on facebook that are funky looking.