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ericlee
12-12-2009, 11:07 AM
I feel as if I'm just plain old being an asshole while i'm at work and people come up to me and ask for directions, the majority of time if I even know where the place is I'll tell them I don't know where it's at.

For one thing, it's not part of my job description and I don't get paid extra to guide people. My job is to make sure everything is secure and if I'm not paying attention to my surroundings by telling them to go left here and turn right there and if something happens, it's my ass.

For the most part, people are just plain fucking stupid. I'll be standing there looking around and I'll get crap like, "what's the quickest route to the merchantile grill?". Umm... How about ,"pardon me, do you know where the merchantile grill is?" Seriously, I don't even know what the damn thing is. "Is there a Dunkin' Donuts over there?" I don't know, do I look like a cop to you? I don't even eat at dunkin donuts.

What really boils me up is, "hello, do you work here?" I'll answer with yes and then they're like, "can you tell me how to get to so and so?" I always cut them off with, "excuse me, you asked me if I work here and yes, I do but, you didn't ask me if I'm a tour guide and that I'm not."

I know they come to me because I'm in uniform but I have no badges or patches. They don't know what the hell I am but they see I have a radio so I guess they think I'm mr. tour guide extraordinaire.

I also get a lot of people with maps in their hands coming up to me and asking where places are. Um, you're the one with the map, maybe you can tell me where it is. I also get people with google maps open on their iPhone amd they ask me. C'mon man, that's just lazy.

I don't know. In this day of technology, I take advantage of it before I go anywhere. I always map exactly where I'm going so I don't have to bother anybody.

b i o n i c
12-12-2009, 11:40 AM
just say "i dont know"(y)

ericlee
12-12-2009, 11:44 AM
lol

gbsuey
12-12-2009, 11:51 AM
look confused and say "que?". Or if you've learnt any of of the lingo from your wife and her family, spout that. Might go tits-up if they speak spanish or chinese but might just make them go away sharpish

ericlee
12-12-2009, 12:11 PM
I get a lot of awkward looks if I say I don't know. People see the uniform and they're shocked to hear it I guess but, I'm only supposed to know the building I work for and the block it's on.

I get some people that have an attitude. "tsk, you don't know?" Well yeah, I just work here, I don't live here or hang out here. I go straight home after work and try to be away from the area. It's not my fault you're lost.

gbsuey
12-12-2009, 12:25 PM
well then, fuck 'em. it's not your job, you can't know every place in the city....they don't like it, don't let it worry you.

jabumbo
12-12-2009, 07:40 PM
next time i am in town, i am going to seek you out JUST to ask you where the dunkin' is


don't front man, i know you love those chocolate creams!

ericlee
12-13-2009, 12:09 PM
next time i am in town, i am going to seek you out JUST to ask you where the dunkin' is


don't front man, i know you love those chocolate creams!

I know what you look like so I'll be sending you to a dunkin donuts alright. The one in Buffalo, that is.

I can't remember the last time I had DD. it's been at least 5 years now.