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ms.peachy
12-14-2009, 08:47 AM
...they're all bloody genius.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

BoggleKing
12-14-2009, 10:20 AM
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

MC Moot
12-14-2009, 11:02 AM
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

Adam
12-14-2009, 01:30 PM
I thought this was gonna be your favourite bible verse - cus of christmas and shit like that, but;

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots

b i o n i c
12-14-2009, 01:40 PM
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
:D

paul jones
12-14-2009, 07:04 PM
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.



so touching(y)

ms.peachy
12-16-2009, 09:00 AM
I thought this was gonna be your favourite bible verse - cus of christmas and shit like that, but;

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots

I think that one is mine as well.

yeahwho
12-16-2009, 09:17 AM
The coolest thing about that song, which is a super sick song is the singer and one of my all time favorite narrators, Thurl Ravenscroft (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thurl_Ravenscroft). Half of Disneyland Park is his voice. Like in the Haunted House he is one of the singing busts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNIPf82BJ54&feature=related) in the graveyard.

Great Song and just another of Thurls' amazing achievements.

What a voice.

ms.peachy
12-16-2009, 09:54 AM
Great Song and just another of Thurls' amazing achievements.



Yes. He was also Tony the Tiger. They're grrrrrrreat!