Someone who gets loads of oral try this.

[Waus]

Possibly NSFW.
http://www.sweetrelease.com/
...and let me know if it works.

Mikizee - I'm counting on you.

[checkyourprez]

Possibly NSFW.
http://www.sweetrelease.com/
...and let me know if it works.

Mikizee - I'm counting on you.


you gonna dog me like that brohan?!?!

[Waus]

you gonna dog me like that brohan?!?!

It's for science, man! SCIENCE!

[jabumbo]

you gonna dog me like that brohan?!?!

he's talking about getting oral from women

[Bob]

did you choose the words "loads of oral" deliberately? because if so bravo

[Guy Incognito]

did you choose the words "loads of oral" deliberately? because if so bravo

well its better than saying a plethora of fellatio as thats a bit of a mouthful

[Waus]

did you choose the words "loads of oral" deliberately? because if so bravo

I'd considered "lots of head" but that's a real tongue twister.

[checkyourprez]

I'd considered "lots of head" but that's a real tongue twister.

ya you would have shot your wad with that one.

[Guy Incognito]

i am gonna pull out of this thread before it gets really silly

[Freebasser]

CUM ON MY TITS

[Dorothy Wood]

sorry about that.

*hands freeb a towel*

[paul jones]

CUM ON MY TITS

again? my balls have gone flat from your constant demands:mad:

[checkyourprez]

CUM ON MY TITS

you blew it with that one brosif.

[mikizee]

I'm gonna show it to the Gee Eff and see what she thinks of it.

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't know if I'd like apple. especially not if it's green apple. they call it "hard apple", but the text is green, so maybe that's what they mean? I've found that anytime green apple flavor gets mixed with saliva, it starts smelling like body odor.

at least that's the case with blow pops and bubble gum. it's gross. tastes good, smells gross.


it might be fun to have a lemon-scented vag though. (lb)

[Audio.]

What about black ice smell or MANGO!

[TurdBerglar]

whoa


an actual funny thread


what is this? 2005?

[Echewta]

So you actually think if you have a tablet that it will make its way to your testicles and have an "apple flavor" to your semen? Basic anatomy says no. Better chance for you pee to have an apple flavor.

Gimics.

[checkyourprez]

So you actually think if you have a tablet that it will make its way to your testicles and have an "apple flavor" to your semen? Basic anatomy says no. Better chance for you pee to have an apple flavor.

Gimics.

still worth a try, i got a golden shower freak i know.

[DipDipDive]

I've given my manwich 5 blowjays in the last 4 days.

That's all I have to contribute to this thread.

[DipDipDive]

Wait, one more thing - I'd be tickled pink if that shit tasted just like orange tic tacs.

[cosmo105]

Sorry Waus, but I've read some reviews of this (one even in a magazine, either Bust or Jane, I forget) and the only thing it gives you is a very happy partner. Because of all the oral. No real difference in taste.

For a fun party trick, boys, try eating a bunch of beets (not canned, freshly cooked ones) and then goin' at it. Wooo!

DDD: high five, bj sisters.

[Bob]

Sorry Waus, but I've read some reviews of this (one even in a magazine, either Bust or Jane, I forget) and the only thing it gives you is a very happy partner. Because of all the oral. No real difference in taste.


so what you're saying is, if i tell women i'm taking it i'll get lots of blowjobs? that's what i've taken away from what you've said anyway

[Adam]

I thought the food you eat somehow influences the taste anyway? Especially citrus and strong smell stuff.

[rirv]

Pineapple.

[Guy Incognito]

so what you're saying is, if i tell women i'm taking it i'll get lots of blowjobs? that's what i've taken away from what you've said anyway

if thats what you have taken from what cosmo said, thats a massive twisting of the truth, you should take up a career as a lawyer or something

[russhie]

Some guys just taste better than others. Diet doesn't do much unless it's a really dramatic change.

For the record, non smokers taste better. Guys who are relatively healthy, same.

[Bob]

Some guys just taste better than others. Diet doesn't do much unless it's a really dramatic change.

For the record, non smokers taste better. Guys who are relatively healthy, same.

you keep records on your blowjob recipients' diets?

[yeahwho]

I'm thinking of starting up a fast food joint that specializes in quick easy meals to make your jizz all gourmet tasting.

I need a name for it, something classy... like Cumtucky Juice Dispensary or Whoppers & Toppers

[paul jones]

I'm thinking of starting up a fast food joint that specializes in quick easy meals to make your jizz all gourmet tasting.

I need a name for it, something classy... like Cumtucky Juice Dispensary or Whoppers & Toppers


you are a born entrepenuer!(y)

I can see a commercial...

A Big Penis with eyes and legs being chased down a street by lots of women salvating at the mouth.

[Freebasser]

A Big Penis with eyes and legs being chased down a street by lots of women salvating at the mouth.

So you're the one who stole the first draft of my erotic novel!

[paul jones]

So you're the one who stole the first draft of my erotic novel!

I like the chapter where you seduce Susan Boyle with your homemade jam(y)

[Freebasser]

You haven't seen the revised edition, where I smear it all over her hot, sweaty...

*POST EDITED FOR GRATUITOUS NUDITY*

[Adam]

smear it all over her hot, sweaty...

sponge cake.

[cookiepuss]

Awe man you don't need ANY of that crap to help highten his stimulation/stamina. You just have to understand anatomy.

:D

[b i o n i c]

yeah, upside down and hanging off the side of the bed and yer good to go... amateurs :rolleyes:(y)

[Randetica]

i liked the kkk thread more

[russhie]

you keep records on your blowjob recipients' diets?

na, nothing as formal as that

I just make sure I know the recipient moderately well before I blow them

and generally I date sporty types and personal trainers who train hard and eat well

it's easy enough to see a pattern develop