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ericlee
12-20-2009, 03:29 PM
Attn: asian dvd ladies. Don't you think that if I wanted to buy dvds, I would be at the dvd store instead of you waltzing in and bothering me while I'm eating?

3 times in one sitting. "DVD?" That's one thing I hate about the older asian generation. Manners were never taught to them.

And go with your bitches! Let's hear it!

b i o n i c
12-20-2009, 03:51 PM
on the subway once, i got pushed hard enough to turn around ready to punch someone only to find this little asian lady frowning up at me like a bulldog

b i o n i c
12-20-2009, 04:04 PM
liddle ol bitch

ericlee
12-20-2009, 04:11 PM
oh yeah, I get that too when I go to the flushing supermarket. As soon as I turn around, they're all innocent.

Let's just hope this thread doesn't contain nothing but gripes against old asian ladies.

RobMoney$
12-20-2009, 04:12 PM
I use this entire MB as a bitchfest.

monkey
12-20-2009, 04:19 PM
little ol asian ladies dont fuck with latina women. they're like deathly afraid of us. ive noticed this in particular in the subway, asian ladies will NOT fight a latina woman for a seat on the 7, even though they'll fight nearly anyone else, including pregnant white ladies.

b i o n i c
12-20-2009, 04:20 PM
you know youre good if you can get a lil old asian lady to smile at you in chinatown

b i o n i c
12-20-2009, 04:23 PM
little ol asian ladies fighting each other should be a show on spiketv(y)

ms.peachy
12-20-2009, 10:05 PM
Seriously? You want to get me started bitching about Chinese people?

ericlee
12-20-2009, 11:33 PM
Seriously? You want to get me started bitching about Chinese people?

Let's just hope this thread doesn't contain nothing but gripes against old asian ladies.

No. think of something else to bitch about.

How about the guy who took my order. "would that be to stay or to go?" "to go please" and they give me my food prepared to stay. I didn't bother with telling them to wrap it up so I ate it there. If it hadn't been for the guy, I would have eaten my food at home in peace.

jabumbo
12-21-2009, 12:27 AM
you should have just walked out with tray in hand and went home anyway!



my only gripes currently are about the shitty drivers in this world. i don't drive to work often, but every day that i do, i always get cut off by someone. it really annoys the hell out of me when people get in the wrong turning lane and have to cut you off to fix their mistake. suck that shit up and make the turn that the signs say you have to! most of you assholes have gps in your car so actually use it for its purpose of getting you to your destination regardless of your incapabilities of actually driving for yourself. fuckers.

ericlee
12-21-2009, 10:10 AM
Oh am I glad I don't drive around here. I could see myself getting jailed real fast for beating the shit outta somebody.

Especially the cabbies. I don't get it. Where I work, there is a one way street and the cabbies would drop people off. There would be another cabbie behind him hammering on the horn when the guy in front of him has only been stopped for not even a second.

What do they want them to do? A rolling passenger drop off? Go go gadget stilt car? To make things more ironic, it's a freaking cab honking at another cab of the same company. I see it all the time and I usually say something.

jabumbo
12-21-2009, 12:48 PM
whenever someone behind me honks at me, or someone in front of me causing a slight hold up, i make it a point to make them wait even longer. it gives me slight satisfaction that the already enraged asshole is getting angrier over nothing.

hpdrifter
12-21-2009, 12:59 PM
Speaking of, I saw the angriest guy at Toys R Us yesterday. We were picking up Christmas presents for the little one and we stopped to check out this Imaginex T-rex that chomps and moves and apparently bites the heads off your sister's barbies and stuff.

Anyway, it's in this plastic display case because it's really expensive but they have buttons that you can push so you can see what it does. So there's a guy there pushing the buttons and it's not working, nothing happens. So I say to my husband, what does it do? And this guy interjects, "nothing besides aggravate me." and then he starts whacking the plastic walls of it's display like that's somehow going to help anything.

I thought it was pretty funny.

mikizee
12-22-2009, 07:14 AM
Yep, a big part of my job is driving, I'm in the car for the best part of 12 hours a day, and the amount of FUCKING SHIT DRIVERS there are in this city is nothing short of astounding. And like how the thread started, the asian ladies are without a doubt the absolute worst offenders. If a car is doing 15 under the speed limit, drifting from lane to lane, cutting everyone off, a thousand bucks says its an asian lady. Another one. Way to stereotype your race, bitches.

cosmo105
12-23-2009, 12:59 AM
I work with someone that is SO hypercritical of everything and SO condescending to everyone and has SUCH a shitty attitude. It sucks to always have to go around and apologize to everyone for this person's actions and words. Uggggh.

ericlee
12-23-2009, 11:31 AM
There's a guy here that's like that as well. I can't believe he still works here because he has went off on just about everybody. He's awful nasty too. He has some kind of rash, I think it's from him not showering and he's constantly itching and leaving dead skin everywhere and he smells horrible, like he baths in rotten salami.

I could bitch about another coworker too. This guy always talks with a fake Australian accent because he thinks it's funny. Even if you're trying to talk serious with him he'll do it. Females walk by and he'll say something flirty to them and they just look at him all strange because he's Spanish.

Dorothy Wood
12-23-2009, 12:18 PM
I came in here to bitch, but really I got no complaints. I'm sure I will later.

hpdrifter
12-23-2009, 12:42 PM
I don't think I have anything to bitch about today. It's like Friday on a Wednesday, tomorrow is Christmas eve and the start of 11 days off.

nodanaonlyzuul
12-23-2009, 12:49 PM
Christmas made me poor! *shakes fist*

But um, that's okay because I know I'll bring smiles to some faces I love because of it.

It just means I cannot buy as many clothes or the boots I've had my eye on. :mad: :( :o

Ty Webb
12-23-2009, 01:54 PM
i have to work christmas eve, therefore i'm not going to new york to see the family. i'll go in a couple weeks. CHRISTMAS AT THE BAR 2009!

ericlee
12-23-2009, 02:04 PM
I haven't spent Christmas with my family since 2003. This Christmas is the first one I'll have off since 2004 and it's just going to be the wife and I probably going to a Chinese restaurant.

Rock
12-23-2009, 02:39 PM
4 day weekend and i'm fucking sick. And the worst thing about it is I just started taking vitamins and eating healthier and curbed the drinking down big time, and this happens!?!? What the fuck is that shit? I guess I should go back to not taking care of myself if all I'm gonna get when I do, is sick.

Oh, and crazy old asian wimmins!

Freebasser
12-23-2009, 02:40 PM
I'm a sometimes studio manager, and have a team of three under me, two of whom are around 10 years older. One of them is fine with that but the other one has real issues and is belligerent to me whenever I ask them what deadlines need hitting etc. saying that I can't order them around as I'm younger.

As if I don't feel enough of a condescending twat already when I have to ask someone a decade older if they're got today's tasks done and dusted.

:/

paul jones
12-23-2009, 02:54 PM
As if I don't feel enough of a condescending twat already when I have to ask someone a decade older if they're got today's tasks done and dusted.

:/


keep telling the cunts to get you a coffee a lot and slap their arses

Ty Webb
12-23-2009, 03:00 PM
keep telling the cunts to get you a coffee a lot and slap their arses
.

Dorothy Wood
12-23-2009, 03:13 PM
okay, I will bitch now.

Hey assholes who are trying to get last minute custom work: FUCK YOU! I'm not your bitch, and it's your fault you waited til the last minute, not mine.

To the ladies who bust in here squealing about the art we have for sale:
I really don't give a shit which bird print you pick, and no, I don't have an opinion on which one is the cutest. Pick something and GTFO!

To the woman who acted like a bitch because I didn't immediately start kissing her ass as soon as she walked through the door: STFU, I was leaving a very important voicemail about a customer's order. Get a different hairstyle, and get laid or something, because you're awful.



that's it, everyone else's been pretty nice so far. and the snow's coming down pretty thick now, so it'll keep most of the people in their houses and out of my face.

paul jones
12-23-2009, 03:29 PM
okay, I will bitch now.

Hey assholes who are trying to get last minute custom work: FUCK YOU! I'm not your bitch, and it's your fault you waited til the last minute, not mine.

To the ladies who bust in here squealing about the art we have for sale:
I really don't give a shit which bird print you pick, and no, I don't have an opinion on which one is the cutest. Pick something and GTFO!

To the woman who acted like a bitch because I didn't immediately start kissing her ass as soon as she walked through the door: STFU, I was leaving a very important voicemail about a customer's order. Get a different hairstyle, and get laid or something, because you're awful.



that's it, everyone else's been pretty nice so far. and the snow's coming down pretty thick now, so it'll keep most of the people in their houses and out of my face.


you make me laugh the most :)

Dorothy Wood
12-23-2009, 03:54 PM
success! ;)

jabumbo
12-23-2009, 07:22 PM
I haven't spent Christmas with my family since 2003. This Christmas is the first one I'll have off since 2004 and it's just going to be the wife and I probably going to a Chinese restaurant.

fa ra ra? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46WcFObgYhI)

tpk
12-23-2009, 08:05 PM
i agree?

Jack Donaghy
12-23-2009, 08:23 PM
I'm still upset with the Jerry Garcia stamp. I mean, if I want to lick a hippie, I'll just return Joan Baez's phone calls.